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a rom-com unfolds in the halls of asphodelos.
cato dez, 29, they/þey/he, white. FFXIV, fate, morimens.
☆ art #catoart
Pinned
i am going to make yet another pinned! now with tags so i can keep tags findable for myself ;3;
PINNED SUMMARY: hi im cato i make things heres some links
discord: on request, i am infamously slow in dms
tumblr: dezemberzwolf.tumblr.com, tirabeesu.tumblr.com
ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/experi...
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December 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
laurel always has a weird thing going with urithan where shes like, having platonic sex with them, and they are both Fine With Zenos. they hang out awkwardly sometimes but usually laurel is there
gaius has no idea who else rusi is sleeping with when they go wander bc its not his concern rly #wolatod
A #wolqotd for the WoLs/OCs who are polyamorous!

What are their relationships with their metamours like? Do they spend much time together, with or without their shared partner(s)? Have they ever started dating/sleeping with any of their metas? Answers for the whole polycule encouraged!
December 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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The public school kids are teaching the homeschooled kid what yuri and yaoi are. I’m so proud of them.
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 AM
my feeling about caegoliath is that cae sees goliath as an Actual Divinity, albeit maybe a minor one. and like. tfw you have a desperate need for praise and then An Actual God gives you a thumbs up and says he wants to keep you around. ok.
December 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
goliathfan69 i fucking love my SHARK
December 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
HEAD IN MY HANDS FOR THE SECOND YEAR IN A ROW
December 3, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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pan-dae-mon-i-um
June 11, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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THIS IS THE MOST RVA THING TO HAPPEN HOLY SHIT I just said to my roommate “did you hear about the raccoon” and she said “honestly good for her”
December 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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listen to me. basakari,
normal thought of the night : mana transfer but its Eating Organs. a servant that knows their master is gonna die but wants to get as much energy as possible from them before then so they eat their organs but in a reverent sort of respectful way. a feast and a funeral. or something
May 28, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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I dont think I ever uploaded the art for the Ancient charms
(also Zenos and Fandaniel are here for some reason 🙄...)

#wickart
December 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
picked up fsh on xiv goliath and then went nuts oceanfishing entirely so i could get him the major general minion. bc the mental image is very good to me. #catoart
December 2, 2025 at 8:36 AM
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April 23, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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I feel like my house is missing a coat bath.
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
my itabag has finally broken for The Last Time so if anyone knows a shop that sells decent quality ita backpacks, id appreciate a link so i dont gotta use amazon qwq
i want one big enough to hold my ipad so i cant get the little style ones, rip
December 1, 2025 at 9:27 PM
i see a lotta merch for arcadion raid bosses and i GET IT but im also like ooouuuggh can this have also happened during pandae please can i have things show up if i search hesperos on etsy,
December 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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AND I WAS KINDA HOPING YOU'D STAAAAAAAY
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
i think goliath would look good with a ponytail i want to see him with a ponytail.. (has a sketch of this but. look) (entirely bc i made an alt for him in xiv so i can look at him an im using a ponytail hairstyle)
December 1, 2025 at 6:34 AM
maybe evry necron ex party is a mass macabre prog party
November 30, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Some old sketches from September of 2024
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Everytime i see new ads for the upcoming avatar movie, im thibking about this
November 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
you can take ramonas existence to mean that atypical awakeners dont actually need to have died to be linked. oooooooorrrr you can take the fact that castor dropped before pollux to mean that pollux lost castors link somehow and then died alone in the desert before the Pool took him in 😊👍
November 30, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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November 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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i have a small request of any friends who are willing to share, but could i get any photos of home ancestral altars or offering spaces with food for deceased family? photos and names blurred, of course, but i'm doing a presentation on food offerings for the dead and i can't for the life of me find
November 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM