goose is sleepier than a house cat
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“writer”, digital archives grad, 5'3", Michigan forever, reference desk guy @ yr local library. SQL should be pronounced squirrel. Social internet is dead I use this to live skeet books
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I've been formally diagnosed with narcolepsy type 1
A house cat has an average sleep latency of 2 to 3 minutes. I have a sleep latency of 1.4 minutes. I'm sleepier than your average house cat
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does anyone need an orange cats feed bsky.app/profile/did:...
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
does anyone need an orange cats feed bsky.app/profile/did:...
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i save all my ire for the true criminals: libraries
November 25, 2025 at 7:51 PM
i save all my ire for the true criminals: libraries
My phone updated overnight and it has genuinely made using my phone worse. I'm gonna switch to eos or whatever the fuck
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 AM
My phone updated overnight and it has genuinely made using my phone worse. I'm gonna switch to eos or whatever the fuck
buying items on the phone is a tool of the oppressor. you should only purchase on the computer
November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
buying items on the phone is a tool of the oppressor. you should only purchase on the computer
"There were operating manuals that would have told her not to fuck with us."
November 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"There were operating manuals that would have told her not to fuck with us."
I have 17 books out from the library this is my thread about how I will read or abandon all of them
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I have 17 books out from the library this is my thread about how I will read or abandon all of them
As a child one of my fears featured around the song THRILLER coming on and people asking me to do the dance
November 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
As a child one of my fears featured around the song THRILLER coming on and people asking me to do the dance
Wow it is literally transcendent to make cheese quesadilla then put in guacamole
November 23, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Wow it is literally transcendent to make cheese quesadilla then put in guacamole
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if you're walking around downtown on a Saturday morning between 8:30 and 9:30 without a rolled up yoga mat on your person they fine you a hundred dollars
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
if you're walking around downtown on a Saturday morning between 8:30 and 9:30 without a rolled up yoga mat on your person they fine you a hundred dollars
I only qualify for the very small Medicaid plan which covers nothing, but I don't make enough money to qualify anything for but Medicaid so I also can't get any insurance through the marketplace
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I only qualify for the very small Medicaid plan which covers nothing, but I don't make enough money to qualify anything for but Medicaid so I also can't get any insurance through the marketplace
I have to buy leggings that fit and are warm. But none of them have Pusheen on them. What's the point
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I have to buy leggings that fit and are warm. But none of them have Pusheen on them. What's the point
"I did not know, before that woman told me, that all feelings were for feeling. I did not know that I was supposed to feel everything. I thought I was supposed to feel happy. I thought that happy was for feeling and that pain was for fixing and numbing and deflecting and hiding and ignoring."
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
"I did not know, before that woman told me, that all feelings were for feeling. I did not know that I was supposed to feel everything. I thought I was supposed to feel happy. I thought that happy was for feeling and that pain was for fixing and numbing and deflecting and hiding and ignoring."
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Give us our roses while we're still alive.
November 20, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Give us our roses while we're still alive.
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Paul Morand, tr. Ron Padgett
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Paul Morand, tr. Ron Padgett
Quick question. What am I reading because none of the books on my storygraph seem to match this
"it was a smile of a saint at the stake, unafraid of what comes next"
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Quick question. What am I reading because none of the books on my storygraph seem to match this
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4. Who the fuck is greenlighting all these live-action video game adaptations? Do you not have market researchers to tell you that every single one has been a flop?
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
4. Who the fuck is greenlighting all these live-action video game adaptations? Do you not have market researchers to tell you that every single one has been a flop?
get yourself a man who uses the word 'orthogonal' correctly but doesn't understand the possessive/contraction forms of "its"/"it's"
November 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
get yourself a man who uses the word 'orthogonal' correctly but doesn't understand the possessive/contraction forms of "its"/"it's"
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“Looking to deep fry a turkey this year, an activity so dangerous that fire departments release annual PSAs warning against it? Then pick a name you can trust: Loco Cookers!”
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
“Looking to deep fry a turkey this year, an activity so dangerous that fire departments release annual PSAs warning against it? Then pick a name you can trust: Loco Cookers!”
we used to be a real society (gmail had silly themes)
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
we used to be a real society (gmail had silly themes)
"it was a smile of a saint at the stake, unafraid of what comes next"
November 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
"it was a smile of a saint at the stake, unafraid of what comes next"
I did not take my stimulants and I am hype to make a cup of tea and climb into bed with my crosswords and fall asleep in the middle of a crossword
November 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I did not take my stimulants and I am hype to make a cup of tea and climb into bed with my crosswords and fall asleep in the middle of a crossword
Those scoundrels got me again
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Those scoundrels got me again
Cashless society is a tool of the oppressor
People are just not leaving stacks of bills around carelessly and that's the problem with society today
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Cashless society is a tool of the oppressor
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🧵 being a woman/femme in science is usually extremely unpleasant in a lot of ways which are not consistently acknowledged.
Bsky hasn’t heard the story about the time that I was giving a virtual colloquium to the Aspen Center for Physics in September 2020 and Lawrence Krauss, Geoff Marcy, Christian Ott all attended as a group
ACP now has a policy that would prevent this from happening, because of that incident 🔭
ACP now has a policy that would prevent this from happening, because of that incident 🔭
November 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
🧵 being a woman/femme in science is usually extremely unpleasant in a lot of ways which are not consistently acknowledged.