L.B. Sparrow
@sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social
Sparrow, 26, they/she, I play Balatro, pet my kitty and watch a lot of sports.
💊: 8/19/2025
⚾️: Toronto Blue Jays/ASU Sun Devils
🏒: Seattle Kraken/Montréal Victoire
🏀: Indiana Pacers/Fever/BSU Broncos
🏈: BSU Broncos/San Francisco 49ers
💊: 8/19/2025
⚾️: Toronto Blue Jays/ASU Sun Devils
🏒: Seattle Kraken/Montréal Victoire
🏀: Indiana Pacers/Fever/BSU Broncos
🏈: BSU Broncos/San Francisco 49ers
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You're Not Allowed To Quit
I was served a notice today. My mom is in the hospital and none of my friends can take me *and* Mocha in. I get paid later this week but it's only going to be enough to buy me a little time. I hate to have to ask for help like this but I'm scared and idk what else to do.
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December 1, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I was served a notice today. My mom is in the hospital and none of my friends can take me *and* Mocha in. I get paid later this week but it's only going to be enough to buy me a little time. I hate to have to ask for help like this but I'm scared and idk what else to do.
venmo.com/code?user_id...
venmo.com/code?user_id...
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motivational quote of the day
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
motivational quote of the day
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dude should be in the woods doing elf shit not playing pro football
November 30, 2025 at 9:38 PM
dude should be in the woods doing elf shit not playing pro football
Fuhbawl, come hang out. I've even got a handful of Nightbot commands set up now so that'll be nice.
www.twitch.tv/sparr0ws_nes...
www.twitch.tv/sparr0ws_nes...
sparr0ws_nest - Twitch
Nonbinary (they/she) streamer with no set schedule, I kinda just play whatever I want, when I want, and hopefully, that's entertaining to people, though I will say there'll be a lot of Balatro and CFB...
www.twitch.tv
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Fuhbawl, come hang out. I've even got a handful of Nightbot commands set up now so that'll be nice.
www.twitch.tv/sparr0ws_nes...
www.twitch.tv/sparr0ws_nes...
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THE MW-PUTER HAS DECIDED
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
THE MW-PUTER HAS DECIDED
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
It'll be Boise State vs. UNLV in the Mountain West championship game.
November 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
sitting on my hands all morning hoping that fucking computers like my team enough to put them in the conference championship is uhhh NOT FUN.
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 PM
sitting on my hands all morning hoping that fucking computers like my team enough to put them in the conference championship is uhhh NOT FUN.
that one team you hate but dammit their fight song bangs
November 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
that one team you hate but dammit their fight song bangs
First try after unlocking gold stake on Magic deck lmfao
9/15 decks done.
9/15 decks done.
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
First try after unlocking gold stake on Magic deck lmfao
9/15 decks done.
9/15 decks done.
this is really the last week of regular season cfb until next year, huh 😔
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
this is really the last week of regular season cfb until next year, huh 😔
What an annoying way for that game to end lmao
November 30, 2025 at 4:25 AM
What an annoying way for that game to end lmao
PASCAL AT THE BUZZER, THE PACERS HAVE WON 2 GAMES IN A ROW
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
PASCAL AT THE BUZZER, THE PACERS HAVE WON 2 GAMES IN A ROW
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Diego Pavia in Vandy's final four games, 400+ total yards each Saturday, 16 total touchdowns.
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Diego Pavia in Vandy's final four games, 400+ total yards each Saturday, 16 total touchdowns.
Fuckin 10 win Vandy for the first time in history is cool as fuck.
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Fuckin 10 win Vandy for the first time in history is cool as fuck.
dude holy fucking shit what a catch by KJ Duff
November 29, 2025 at 11:41 PM
dude holy fucking shit what a catch by KJ Duff
God Does Like Ugly by JID, easily. If I consider The Forever Story the best rap album of the 2020s, this is about on par with it.
Name your music record of the year.
November 29, 2025 at 5:25 PM
God Does Like Ugly by JID, easily. If I consider The Forever Story the best rap album of the 2020s, this is about on par with it.
y'all ever yearn so hard that you create a time loop to save her and then she just becomes God and re-makes the universe?
November 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
y'all ever yearn so hard that you create a time loop to save her and then she just becomes God and re-makes the universe?
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People joke about Fansville but people forget that it's a trans sanctuary city
November 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
People joke about Fansville but people forget that it's a trans sanctuary city
Same shit from this team over and over all season lmao we finally get a stop or force a turnover, nope, penalty, offense gets the ball back. And then scores! The fact that we're 7-4 with a chance to make the MW championship feels insane.
November 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Same shit from this team over and over all season lmao we finally get a stop or force a turnover, nope, penalty, offense gets the ball back. And then scores! The fact that we're 7-4 with a chance to make the MW championship feels insane.
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Alright chat, we get to play "is she just being nice or does she have A Thing for me"
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Alright chat, we get to play "is she just being nice or does she have A Thing for me"
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Tragically, they made it a 15-yard Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty to try to explain to the players why it's funny.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Tragically, they made it a 15-yard Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty to try to explain to the players why it's funny.
something really funny to me about there being a game called the egg bowl between teams called ole miss and miss state.
November 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
something really funny to me about there being a game called the egg bowl between teams called ole miss and miss state.
i finally slept. Like...for actually over 8 hours too, lookit me go.
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 PM
i finally slept. Like...for actually over 8 hours too, lookit me go.