L.B. Sparrow
@sparr0wsn3st.bsky.social
Sparrow, 26, they/she, I play Balatro, pet my kitty and watch a lot of sports.
💊: 8/19/2025
⚾️: Toronto Blue Jays/ASU Sun Devils
🏒: Seattle Kraken/Montréal Victoire
🏀: Indiana Pacers/Fever/BSU Broncos
🏈: BSU Broncos/San Francisco 49ers
💊: 8/19/2025
⚾️: Toronto Blue Jays/ASU Sun Devils
🏒: Seattle Kraken/Montréal Victoire
🏀: Indiana Pacers/Fever/BSU Broncos
🏈: BSU Broncos/San Francisco 49ers
First try after unlocking gold stake on Magic deck lmfao
9/15 decks done.
9/15 decks done.
November 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
First try after unlocking gold stake on Magic deck lmfao
9/15 decks done.
9/15 decks done.
Absolutely no contest for me.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Absolutely no contest for me.
(Almost) ten years apart
honestly seeing, and now participating in this trend has done a lot for me trying to kill the little voice in my head that keeps insisting I've barely changed.
honestly seeing, and now participating in this trend has done a lot for me trying to kill the little voice in my head that keeps insisting I've barely changed.
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
(Almost) ten years apart
honestly seeing, and now participating in this trend has done a lot for me trying to kill the little voice in my head that keeps insisting I've barely changed.
honestly seeing, and now participating in this trend has done a lot for me trying to kill the little voice in my head that keeps insisting I've barely changed.
It wasn't the most entertaining game lmao I ended up winning 80-21 but this felt like a noteworthy highlight.
November 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
It wasn't the most entertaining game lmao I ended up winning 80-21 but this felt like a noteworthy highlight.
Hi! I'm Sparrow, 26, they/she, I watch a lot of sports (baseball, hoops, CFB, hockey), play a lot of video games, (mostly sports games and Balatro) and I love my cat more than basically anything in the world.
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Hi! I'm Sparrow, 26, they/she, I watch a lot of sports (baseball, hoops, CFB, hockey), play a lot of video games, (mostly sports games and Balatro) and I love my cat more than basically anything in the world.
this might have been the craziest game of CFB I've played l o l
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
this might have been the craziest game of CFB I've played l o l
Hit a new high score with this build AND on one of the stakes with the highest point scaling.
![Ancient Joker: x1.5 for scored cards of a given suit
Hanging Chad (polychrome): Retrigger first scored card in a hand 2 additional times [Polychrome: x1.5 mult]
Hanging Chad
Photograph: x2 mult on first scored face card in a hand
Brainstorm (polychrome): Copy the effect of the leftmost joker](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ybag6rbn2afp7b4iu3i4scu/bafkreihzcel7gzulvgkfsuqnagnyhef5tqdl2xd6lmfxv6abegmdule5la@jpeg)
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Hit a new high score with this build AND on one of the stakes with the highest point scaling.
Basically what happened:
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Basically what happened:
Iowa State wins the Big 12 by a final of 49-14!
November 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Iowa State wins the Big 12 by a final of 49-14!
Concert was a whole ass MOMENT dude.
November 16, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Concert was a whole ass MOMENT dude.
is this so much to ask for 😔
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
is this so much to ask for 😔
Another 3 months of girl drug to Sparrow
November 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Another 3 months of girl drug to Sparrow
this stupid goofy fuck ass build actually won a run l o l
![Bootstraps: +2 mult for every $5 you have
Smiley Face (negative): +5 mult for scored face cards [Negative: +1 joker slot]
Runner (holographic): Gains +15 chips if played hand contains a straight [Holographic: +10 mult]
Swashbuckler (foil): Adds the sell value of all other jokers to mult [Foil: +50 chips]
Egg: Gains $3 of sell value after a round
Mystic summit (negative): +15 mult when 0 discards remaining
Troubadour (polychrome): +2 hand size, -1 hand [Polychrome: x1.5 mult]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ybag6rbn2afp7b4iu3i4scu/bafkreidmirdqkotpafgskg3ijkd4aktkosi4jbg6sa7sdaql2q6qc3lvnq@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
this stupid goofy fuck ass build actually won a run l o l
Chat, did we cook? Is this anything?
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Chat, did we cook? Is this anything?
Perhaps a sign of better things to come.
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Perhaps a sign of better things to come.
SURE LMFAO WE CATCH THOSE
October 31, 2025 at 7:00 AM
SURE LMFAO WE CATCH THOSE
Incredible play to win an in conference game against one of my buddies in our CFB league!
October 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Incredible play to win an in conference game against one of my buddies in our CFB league!
7/15 decks finished on gold stake after this winner! Blind skipping go brrr.
![Smeared Joker: Combines hearts and diamonds into one suit and clubs and spades into one suit
Zany Joker (negative): +12 mult if played hand contains a 3 of a kind [Negative: +1 joker slot]
Onyx Agate: +7 mult for scored club cards
Blueprint: Copies the effect of the joker immediately to the right
Ancient Joker: x1.5 mult for scored cards of a given suit, changes each round
Throwback: Gains x0.25 mult for each blind skipped](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6ybag6rbn2afp7b4iu3i4scu/bafkreiavucfyao424odfibjwz46x32sfci52cukd2mbf7lbxipmqgji5ru@jpeg)
October 30, 2025 at 4:18 PM
7/15 decks finished on gold stake after this winner! Blind skipping go brrr.
They're calling it the greatest pair of pants you've ever seen.
October 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
They're calling it the greatest pair of pants you've ever seen.
YEAH, DEFINITELY REALLY FUN, HOLY FUCKING QUAD.
October 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
YEAH, DEFINITELY REALLY FUN, HOLY FUCKING QUAD.
So Daredevil is pretty fun!
October 22, 2025 at 7:19 PM
So Daredevil is pretty fun!
So this is my uncle's guitar. My mom made the body of it. I'll be the first to admit that I don't exactly have the greatest relationship with either of them but they've been trying to figure this out for years and now it's done and it's beautiful and it makes me really happy and a little emotional.
October 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
So this is my uncle's guitar. My mom made the body of it. I'll be the first to admit that I don't exactly have the greatest relationship with either of them but they've been trying to figure this out for years and now it's done and it's beautiful and it makes me really happy and a little emotional.
This one feels special, both copy jokers, a legendary, AND a massive Wee?
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 AM
This one feels special, both copy jokers, a legendary, AND a massive Wee?