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Jay Sparks
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Entrepreneurship Coach. Skateboard Artist. Radio/Podcast Host. Role-Player. Nerd. Creative. Dreamer. Working on being an ally. Columbia, Mo (would love a follow back)
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Said it before will say it again: never used it. Won’t use it. I will go into the woods and become mulch before I use it.
one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 PM
TRFASCIST
I can think of quite a few names for Trump Republicans.
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
My less than poetic response, “Damn skippy, Leo!”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
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November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
“Seymour, I made you a sandwich.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“I got you…” as they unhook a velvet rope or unlock a previously locked door.
19. What words are better than 'I love you'?
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Knowing who uses the roller and who uses the trim brush.
November 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Trampolines are expensive so you’ll never be able to afford one. (They were both just physically-risk-averse for me)
14. What bad advice did your parents give you?
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Either Greek step-grandad’s spanakopita or bacon-wrapped dates w/ caramelized onions & goat cheese
10. You are tasked to bring your best dish to a potluck. What are you bringing?
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Coalition building and convening the right people
8. What is your biggest strength?
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Is SPADES a sport?
3. What sports do you play?
November 26, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I love knowing the tactics and rules of any pitted-against-each-other activity, but maybe… basketball?
2. What is your favorite sport?
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I’m an April Taurus and my size is 4-hours-in-the-tattoo-chair
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Yes, I have strong opinions about people that remain active on X

And if you're one of them, fuck you

Morons, all of them

No exceptions
November 25, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Thank you lo-fi station for making this drive to Chicago chill and stress-free.
November 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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HAHAHA! HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATIONS ARE FUNNY! DEHUMANIZING IS FUN! HAHA! WE'RE HAVING FUN!
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Bartlet: I can't pardon a turkey. If you think I can pardon a turkey then you have got to go back to your school and insist that you be better prepared to go out in the world
Donna: You can't pardon a turkey?
Bartlet: No. I'll tell you what I can do. I'm drafting this turkey into military service
The good news: the president has pardoned the turkey.

The bad news: two hours later the turkey was arrested for running a ponzi scheme and committing acts of gross sexual imposition.
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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"If your country opens a Department of War and closes the Department of Education then you live in a shithole."
-𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝟿𝟾%
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 AM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Whoa.
Today in 1988 Mystery Science Theater 3000 premiered on KTMA in St. Paul Minnesota. #MST3K
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Many Rivers, Jimmy. Many Rivers, indeed.

😢
November 24, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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Nailed it. The modern age of digital colonizers is in full swing.
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Maybe a series with Minshew just to see what happens? 😅😅
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.

(I might have been cast in…)
November 23, 2025 at 7:06 PM