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Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · May 13

Viens... cette nuit, nous comptons les étoiles filantes et faisons des vœux.

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 6h

waste of mana 🤷‍♀️

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 6h

interviewer: says here your typing speed is 6 "hp"... I'm not familiar w...

me: horsepower

i: yooou ... type at the speed of six horses?

me: *nodding & swigging from my can of cherry coke* faster probably, hooves are NOT helpful for typing *mimes typing with hooves*

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eerie eddie🦇(they/them) @ghoulishdemands.pookie.gay · 16h

going a little mad. a little crazy.

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E.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 2d

got a little black book with all my hexes

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 11h

i'm not posting new things, we've got posts at home

the posts we have at home:
bsky.app/search?q=fro...

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 1d

ok, we'll go with yours but muppets district 9 seems a little gritty for the oeuvre 🤷‍♀️

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 1d

the biological diversity does point toward that

if they are historically a spacefaring race, we can't rule out contact with other species; which segues nicely into:
muppets vs alien vs predator

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 1d

*bounded rationality skeet klaxon* (complimentary)

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 1d

come back and hear the truth, you coward!

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 1d

that muppet post cost me a follower

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 1d

are muppets all one species?
or is it, like, lots of species all from the planet muppet?
or something else?

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 1d

girl-boss kind of day
(lying in bed eating chocolate hob-nobs, whispering "get up trinity" and crying)

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 1d

why don't the space lady & xenomorph join forces to defeat the evil corporation?

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 2d

the elite ones have a jane austen style character defect too ... 'wild' fennel salami, for when you need a sausage that can't be tamed

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 2d

baby ocelots are called ocelittles.
it's right don't look it up

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 2d

none of us are as cool as our avi's

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WitchyBlob @blobstar.bsky.social · 2d

Tried to give the lesser acknowledged acorn squash some gourd loving but only got myself abducted and buried by a squirrel. See you in the spring.

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 2d

awww 😻

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Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 6d

my greatest achievement in life is getting my mother to say wi-fi instead of wiffy.

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 2d

there will be a reckoning 😂

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 3d

kpop ice road truckers

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Kristin Myrtle @kristinmyrtle.bsky.social · 3d

kpop little house on the prairie

Sourise @souriscerise.bsky.social · 2d

entering my 'wandering around and sighing' period

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 4d

what combination of 1s and 0s can I post that will get me the most dopamine hits

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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 3d

Tempest