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mike
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trans rights or gtfo. sometimes making music but i’d mostly like to be posting about sports.

sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander
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so many of you need to accept our lord and savior Sports into your life
ahh the annual Thanksgiving tradition of watching football with non ball knowers
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
despite my best efforts i’m constantly learning of new and terrible uses for AI
Graham Linehan is a normal and well man.
November 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
thank you John Madden for Thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
out in a wooded region listening to the wind blow through the trees and honestly my sound machine has this one nailed
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they’d be chicken sedans
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
‘Landman’? no thanks i’m not into all that superhero stuff
November 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
peek of boo
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Brock Turd-y imo
November 25, 2025 at 2:30 AM
nothing like a quick completion for -1 yds to get your confidence back
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
the Niners are going to kill me
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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It’s time for 49ers football!
November 25, 2025 at 1:02 AM
first down was right there man
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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here's my thing with this:

it's objectively true, there is vastly more good star trek than star wars

but I still like the star wars universe as a sandbox more than star trek
You ever think about just how handily Star Trek has won the Star Wars/Star Trek war? Turns out making a lot of good content is really hard!
November 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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something of a single issue unsubscriber
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
me: (coughing loudly and uncontrollably)

microsoft teams: your mic is muted 🤗
November 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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It sucks that the people on X the Everything Site don’t realize that this is what being on X the Everything Site does to their brains
Enlightened centrist
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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every fucking year man
November 24, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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A toddler when in a moment of exhaustion and weakness you let them have or do something you normally wouldn’t:
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
this Eagles loss will keep the lights on at Get Up for a full week
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Bears tried sooo hard to give that one away
November 23, 2025 at 9:10 PM
just to make things clear as we approach thursday: this is a pro turkey account. and not just dinner, gimme those sandwiches too. cold or hot, all year long, I’m about that bird.
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Bears bullied the Steelers on that one
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Europa Universalis IV
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM