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mike
@sonuvafitch.bsky.social
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trans rights or gtfo. sometimes making music but i’d mostly like to be posting about sports.

sooners/niners/dodgers/thunder/highlander
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planet earth with sunglasses
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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my brain whenever I see Nick Herbig play football:
screenshot from Dead Like Me of Delores Herbig saying: Hi, I'm Delores Herbig. As in, her big brown eyes.
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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🌶️🌶️🌶️
Carlos Sainz in Mark Davis’s box at the raiders/cowboys MNF game
November 18, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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my son made a biblically accurate Letter E at school this week
a letter E my son cut out at school and covered with eyes. they were clearly going for a E is for Eyes thing, but it’s more horrifying than it should be.
November 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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college football coaches remain Extremely Normal about winning games
quotes from Kirby Smart following Georgia’s win over Texas: "Our kids believe in down and dirty," Smart said. "They believe in the SEAL mantra of, 'Let's take them to the water.' Let's see who can survive in the water, see who's going to tap out first, ring the bell and run from the contact contest." "We talked about what's not for some people is for others," Smart said. "And the hardest part of SEAL training is when they go after the hype phase. Everybody's hyped up, and everybody's hyped up to kick off. But when they go to that water phase, and they go down and do the surf torture, not everybody wants it. It's not for everybody."
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Carlos, Yamamoto’s dog, sleeping with his mouth open looking like a beautiful mess
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Raw Story article from yesterday: Trump blares 'Phantom of the Opera' at White House with empty Friday schedule The quoted post below is an AI phantom holding a TRUMP 2028 sign
November 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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do you guys think he’s on bluesky?
ESPN top headlines, the first one reads “Sources: Japanese home run king Murakami posts”
November 7, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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something of a single issue unsubscriber
unsubscribe button below an explanation that reads “James Carville sucks.” A different unsubscribe button below an explanation that also reads “James Carville sucks.”
November 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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thinking of this
Cuomo tweet from 8/8/25: In case you forgot, l'm Andrew Cuomo, son of Mario, grandson of Andrea. Welcome to the heavyweight bout, @ZohranKMamdani This is a two man race. You look tired already. It's just the second round.
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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screenshot of chumbox article titled “shocking photos taken seconds before the disaster” accompanied by photoshopped photos of a woman hugging a large fake looking great white shark
November 2, 2025 at 6:33 AM
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Jason McCourty asks the get up crew: is it time for AJ Brown and the Eagles to part ways??
October 24, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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i have the worst fucking vassals
a crusader kings 3 message from King Alfonso of Asturias that reads: My dear friend, Your vassal Wali Abd-al-Qadir, has slain my mother Queen Mother Nuna in a dishonest brawl. I demand satisfaction for this slight!
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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hell yeah
Jaylin Williams, Jalen Williams, and Chet Holmgren celebrating with their championship rings. Hartenstein is in the back.
October 21, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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when you finish dinner and get screen time
Jackson Merrill on the tablet looking at pitches, his tongues sticking out as he swipes at the screen
October 3, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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oh my
new Roland Tr-1000 sitting on a tabletop in a nice looking studio
October 1, 2025 at 12:27 PM
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me getting ready to slice some onions:
eva unit 02 holding a progressive knife, ready to fight an angel
September 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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ahhh, well.
article from yesterday about Mike Gundy vowing to keep coaching at Oklahoma state after 2025
September 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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mike McCarthy watching a game with the Wisconsin AD
September 22, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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me whenever Sainz is in position for a podium
Carlos cousin and manager, calmly watching a monitor that is offf screen, likely moments away from shouting ‘vamos’
September 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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reason #1: we finally got tired of this video
10 hours of jingling keys YouTube screenshot
September 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Royal Tenenbaum’s headstone that says he died tragically rescuing his family from the wreckage of a destroyed sinking battleship
August 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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all i see when someone says democrats need to stop saying things like ‘unhoused’ or ‘Latinx’
caveman lawyer: your world frightens and confuses me
August 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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‘what a terrible take, who the hell is the one person who liked this post?
list of people who liked that guy’s post showing the only person to like it was him liking his own post
August 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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when my glass house is tax subsidized and throwing stones won’t cut it
hakeem jeffries looking like a fucking dweeb with his fucking baseball bat
August 16, 2025 at 12:50 PM