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Jay Metcalf
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🏳️‍🌈 (He/Him): Friend of the earth. Recruiter/Small Business Owner. I like mashed potatoes. Reality TV is fun (Survivor 49!!). Cat & Dog. PDX | CMH | IAH. #BeKind
Literally (and I mean that) - this is the only thing my brain will think today.

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CHICKEN BANANA
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November 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
November 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I am doing things at my day job!! I’ve been so afraid to do videos for business stuff but, I did it anyhow.
Full-time recruiter too much.

Agency fees too high.

There’s a smarter middle ground — Fractional Recruiting.
On-demand support. Flat monthly fee.

Worth a chat?

Learn more: metcalfsearch.com/fractional-recruiting

#FractionalRecruiting #Hiring #SmallBusiness
October 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Oh! Tell me again about the part where he says he doesn’t take his $400k government salary!!!
Breaking News: President Trump wants $230 million from the Justice Department for investigating him, people familiar with the matter say. Any settlement might ultimately be approved by senior department officials who defended him or those in his orbit. nyti.ms/4hmIi5X
October 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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What I don't have in experience, I make up for in integrity.

And what Andrew Cuomo lacks in integrity, he could never make up for with experience.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Marketing copy on Q-Tips boxes. I think this is a good use for AI. We’ve said everything there is to say here. Let the robots handle it.
October 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
❤️ Portland proud
Discovered near the ICE facility in Portland this morning.
October 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Sorry, but referring to ICE and their groupies as “law enforcement” is a disservice and the wrong language.

It’s not semantics- they aren’t enforcing laws.
October 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I wonder how much it costs to fly these helicopters nonstop over Portland where federal “law enforcement” is neither required or desired.
October 5, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The whole speech. I can’t pronounce her last name yet, but I will learn it.

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Kat Speaks at Broadview ICE Facility Press Conference | Kat Abughazaleh for Illinois
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October 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is the energy. Yes yes yes.
I am just so fucking proud of her.
October 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Ok. Imma say a thing. @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social - you’re never gonna be president. You don’t have to be careful.

You can actually fight.
October 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Pete Hegseth in front of the generals today was basically a Grindr profile.

“Looking for warrior ethos alpha males! No fats no fems. Host only.”
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
The only thing Portland Oregon is at war with is bad coffee.

I don’t think Hegseth can send a barista corps though. #pdx
September 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
An email I received this morning. 👀
September 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
So in the course of a week they;

Pissed off people who care about free speech (cancelled Kimmel)

Pissed off MAGA and got the dreaded presidential angry tweet (un-cancelled Kimmel)

Pissed off remaining subscriber base (price hike)

Excellent work Disney. Top notch.
* DISNEY IS RAISING THE PRICE OF DISNEY PLUS SUBSCRIPTIONS FROM OCTOBER 21ST - THE VERGE

@theverge.com @reuters.com $DIS
September 24, 2025 at 7:36 AM
I walked through hell this morning, aka downtown Portland Oregon, with the dog.
September 19, 2025 at 10:57 PM
September 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reposted by Jay Metcalf
The Third Reich didn't last 1,000 years.

Pinochet was ousted with a referendum.

And the US isn't exactly dealing with the smartest, most competent fascists.

Those of you insisting that 2025 is forever need to read a book, touch grass, go to therapy, anything other than trying to make others quit.
September 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
The evolution of “liberal college radicalism” from mamby-pamby snowflakes with their safe spaces to murder lunatics with large guns has been quite the glow up.
September 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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“Ooh, can you put it on speaker? I want to hear 911 laugh at you.”
A man in Washington, DC, plays the Imperial March from Star Wars while following patrolling soldiers. One of the soldiers threatens to call the police.
September 14, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is my reigning favorite news moment of all time. Feel free to drop any challengers…

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ohhh another one is gone| funny videos | random Videos | #funnyvideo #random #mexico #news #funny
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September 14, 2025 at 8:53 PM
This is the vibe
if Rachel doesn't get to slap Grodner on live tv I won't be tuning in
September 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Oh I’m even more pissed at production on #bb27 than I was. How are they going to let her sit in a DR and talk about how she let people down?

Production fucked you, girl. You did not let a single person down. Oh that pisses me off.
September 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
This #BB27 was shaping up to be a fun season. We were all having a good time.

Single comp elimination? I don’t care who went home, this game is a social game. Bullshit.

I won’t allow them to have the benefit of any more eyeball minutes from me. I hope Rachel quits the jury house too. #firegrodner
September 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM