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Jay Metcalf
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🏳️‍🌈 (He/Him): Friend of the earth. Recruiter/Small Business Owner. I like mashed potatoes. Reality TV is fun (Survivor 49!!). Cat & Dog. PDX | CMH | IAH. #BeKind
Well hell... going to find the link for that showed me that there are remixes. Remixes. Chicken Remixes.
November 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This is the most pro-criminal administration of our history. Just astonishing.
October 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I mean WTF, why stop there. Tear the whole thing down and build a high-rise. Maybe he can get far enough up to not hear the protesters.
October 21, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Just in case you were wondering if she might be gaining some sanity…
October 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I’ll take a page from his book and sue for $16 Billion.
October 17, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Thank you. We live in the Pearl and there were days when it was on a loop like every 15 minutes for HOURS- seems like an insane use of funds to watch us all walk our dogs and get coffee.
October 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Right? And people are being mean about it too.

It’s not a competition.
October 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
How was that again?
October 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I love my city. ❤️
October 12, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Has anyone asked for a list of the 8 wars he stopped?
October 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Good!
October 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I don’t feel very peaceful.
October 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I mean, does she think she's J. Edgar with her little book of attack lines?
October 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
What's especially appalling about that is that you can see her flipping through her talking points binder where she presumably has ready to go attacks.
October 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Well, this was peak internet for today and I can now log out. Thank you.
October 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM