Somethingbytes
@somethingbytes.bsky.social
Data / ML / System design. Care about politics and trying to leave the world better than I found it, which seems impossible these days. How do we fix it?
Living in Philly, trying to remember how to be social after being sick so long.
Living in Philly, trying to remember how to be social after being sick so long.
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“No, WE didn’t forget the mother in this situation. YOU did. You voted for this… it was ok until it happened to YOU.” #ForcedBirthNation
December 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“No, WE didn’t forget the mother in this situation. YOU did. You voted for this… it was ok until it happened to YOU.” #ForcedBirthNation
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It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's so fucked up to have been a kid during the D&D is the devil freakout and the Tipper Gore dirty lyrics freakout and live to see the teen suicide machine get such a pass.
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CDC study finds COVID shot significantly reduced ER visits for children
December 12, 2025 at 10:55 AM
CDC study finds COVID shot significantly reduced ER visits for children
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BREAKING: The DOJ has filed its opposition to my motion for expedited processing of the EPSTEIN TRAINING VIDEOS. They're arguing that there's NO WIDESPREAD PUBLIC INTEREST. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...
NEW: DOJ Responded to Our Epstein Training Materials Motion, Arguing There's No Public Interest
They also argue that the existence of the training videos doesn't raise any questions about government integrity!
www.muellershewrote.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:54 AM
BREAKING: The DOJ has filed its opposition to my motion for expedited processing of the EPSTEIN TRAINING VIDEOS. They're arguing that there's NO WIDESPREAD PUBLIC INTEREST. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/new-doj-re...
Gotta give the Eagles credit, when I think they've hit a new low they just keep digging.
December 9, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Gotta give the Eagles credit, when I think they've hit a new low they just keep digging.
My god... what has this country become?
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 AM
My god... what has this country become?
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“This irresponsible and purposely misleading guidance will lead to more hepatitis B infections in infants and children.” Read our full statement by AAP President Dr. Susan J. Kressly:
www.aap.org/en/news-room...
www.aap.org/en/news-room...
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
“This irresponsible and purposely misleading guidance will lead to more hepatitis B infections in infants and children.” Read our full statement by AAP President Dr. Susan J. Kressly:
www.aap.org/en/news-room...
www.aap.org/en/news-room...
Anyone that enables this kind of speech is just a vile human. It's like saying everyone from the US is corrupt because that's all our government does.
Q: The mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, is saying he's proud to have the largest Somali community in the country--
TRUMP: Then he's a fool. I wouldn't be proud to have the largest Somalian-- look at their nation. It's just people walking around killing each other.
TRUMP: Then he's a fool. I wouldn't be proud to have the largest Somalian-- look at their nation. It's just people walking around killing each other.
December 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Anyone that enables this kind of speech is just a vile human. It's like saying everyone from the US is corrupt because that's all our government does.
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Q: The mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, is saying he's proud to have the largest Somali community in the country--
TRUMP: Then he's a fool. I wouldn't be proud to have the largest Somalian-- look at their nation. It's just people walking around killing each other.
TRUMP: Then he's a fool. I wouldn't be proud to have the largest Somalian-- look at their nation. It's just people walking around killing each other.
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Q: The mayor of Minneapolis, Jacob Frey, is saying he's proud to have the largest Somali community in the country--
TRUMP: Then he's a fool. I wouldn't be proud to have the largest Somalian-- look at their nation. It's just people walking around killing each other.
TRUMP: Then he's a fool. I wouldn't be proud to have the largest Somalian-- look at their nation. It's just people walking around killing each other.
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Meet two heroes of our times.
December 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Meet two heroes of our times.
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#GVerse Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov announces via @cwebbonline.com she will most likely be running for U.S. Senate in Texas in 2026‼️
Will YOU support her?
YES or NO
Will YOU support her?
YES or NO
December 1, 2025 at 1:32 AM
#GVerse Jasmine Crockett @crockett.house.gov announces via @cwebbonline.com she will most likely be running for U.S. Senate in Texas in 2026‼️
Will YOU support her?
YES or NO
Will YOU support her?
YES or NO
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"I'm going to tax the everloving shit out of the rich people who made your life miserable and put every masked thug who broke the law or traitor who wrecked the government for their own profit in prison" I admit is too long for a sign, but at the very least this should be the spirit of the thing.
No value, no villain, no vision. Sounds like the tagline for the earnings call of a collapsing appliance retailer
November 30, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"I'm going to tax the everloving shit out of the rich people who made your life miserable and put every masked thug who broke the law or traitor who wrecked the government for their own profit in prison" I admit is too long for a sign, but at the very least this should be the spirit of the thing.
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Exhibit 926 in criminal contempt proceedings. Noem’s declaration is due Friday to Judge Boasberg.
KARL: Did you know about the judge's order when you issued your order for the planes to continue?
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
KRISTI NOEM: This is an activist judge. We comply with all federal orders that are lawful and binding.
November 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Exhibit 926 in criminal contempt proceedings. Noem’s declaration is due Friday to Judge Boasberg.
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🔔 MONDAY — @aoc.bsky.social @algore @jayapal.house.gov @mslatoshabrown.bsky.social join Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social for a virtual Get Out the Vote Rally on the eve of a special election Republicans never expected to get this close. 👀 #TN7
November 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
🔔 MONDAY — @aoc.bsky.social @algore @jayapal.house.gov @mslatoshabrown.bsky.social join Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social for a virtual Get Out the Vote Rally on the eve of a special election Republicans never expected to get this close. 👀 #TN7
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Dictators need war to stay in power.
November 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Dictators need war to stay in power.
Anyone that tries to tell me the fix isn't in against the eagles, kindly explain how that isn't pass interference.
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Anyone that tries to tell me the fix isn't in against the eagles, kindly explain how that isn't pass interference.
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Pope Leo XIV embarked on his first international trip as pontiff on Thursday, traveling to Turkey to start a six-day tour that will also include Lebanon. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/w...
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Pope Leo XIV embarked on his first international trip as pontiff on Thursday, traveling to Turkey to start a six-day tour that will also include Lebanon. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/27/w...
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I’m so jealous. Must be nice having a functional high court.
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I’m so jealous. Must be nice having a functional high court.
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Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Now here’s the kind of news you drop going into a long holiday weekend. Maybe no one will notice. 🤡
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
@nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
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November 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Lol... midway through the 3rd quarter the NFL decided to make this game 2 on 1, I'd sure hope Dallas can come back that way.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Lol... midway through the 3rd quarter the NFL decided to make this game 2 on 1, I'd sure hope Dallas can come back that way.
If the NFL is gonna get this ticky tacky against the Eagles, they better call all the damn holding on the offensive line. Oh, and don't forget the Dallas dbacks as well.
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
If the NFL is gonna get this ticky tacky against the Eagles, they better call all the damn holding on the offensive line. Oh, and don't forget the Dallas dbacks as well.
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Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Crockett on MTG resigning: "Honestly, I was like, you got to be kidding. You're on the other side of the president for one week and you can't take the heat? Imagine what it is to sit in my shoes."