Somethingbytes
@somethingbytes.bsky.social
Data / ML / System design. Care about politics and trying to leave the world better than I found it, which seems impossible these days. How do we fix it?
Living in Philly, trying to remember how to be social after being sick so long.
Living in Philly, trying to remember how to be social after being sick so long.
Successful, with nothing productive to show for it
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Successful, with nothing productive to show for it
If we could find this in print I'd really appreciate it
December 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
If we could find this in print I'd really appreciate it
Gonna be called Don T Care
December 12, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Gonna be called Don T Care
They didn't expect the federalism society to exist
December 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
They didn't expect the federalism society to exist
Guess we got a lucky year put of him but damn this is gonna be a rough contract
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Guess we got a lucky year put of him but damn this is gonna be a rough contract
So the assholes that voted for this get bailed out while the rest of us suffer? Fuck them
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
So the assholes that voted for this get bailed out while the rest of us suffer? Fuck them
It really does feel darker than usual, and I'm not sure why
December 9, 2025 at 1:15 AM
It really does feel darker than usual, and I'm not sure why
Even on the telecast they weren't sure what it was even over
December 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Even on the telecast they weren't sure what it was even over
Jesus... tell me you don't understand data engineering without saying you don't understand data engineering. Why the hell would you want to guess what the user meant when there's only a finite list of possibilities?
December 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Jesus... tell me you don't understand data engineering without saying you don't understand data engineering. Why the hell would you want to guess what the user meant when there's only a finite list of possibilities?
Oh, he certainly has a pecking order, I won't argue there, but boy does he enjoy watching PSU lose, even if it's OSU winning.
December 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Oh, he certainly has a pecking order, I won't argue there, but boy does he enjoy watching PSU lose, even if it's OSU winning.
Yeah, I cringe when we get him for PSU games. I'm not sure there's a team he likes watching lose more.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Yeah, I cringe when we get him for PSU games. I'm not sure there's a team he likes watching lose more.
Being a PSU fan, I assure you he can find it in him to love OSU winning.
December 7, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Being a PSU fan, I assure you he can find it in him to love OSU winning.
We've seen this before, it's just the know-nothing party all over again
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 PM
We've seen this before, it's just the know-nothing party all over again
Still gonna be swinging the bat like it weighs 100lbs
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Still gonna be swinging the bat like it weighs 100lbs
There's a monthly alzheimers infusion that he's most likely getting. You can track how he is over the month, and they give it via IV, so that explains the hand
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
There's a monthly alzheimers infusion that he's most likely getting. You can track how he is over the month, and they give it via IV, so that explains the hand
Until you think about with ICE, trump releasing drug kingpins, and corruption being king, this might be our future
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Until you think about with ICE, trump releasing drug kingpins, and corruption being king, this might be our future