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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy
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I started working on an Esther piece during the EUROs. At that point, she was one of the most in-form forwards on Earth. Time has passed since then, but she still has a few more important games ahead. So I discussed her, those games, and Mako sharks:

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Esther González: Mako
Esther González: Mako Shortfin Mako Sharks are speedy, powerful opportunists in the open ocean. With the ability to maintain a body temperature warmer than the surrounding water, clever hunting …
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November 30, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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All the AAC coaches rematerializing together as SEC coaches
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Going from DJ Durkin worries to this has to feel amazing
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Its crazy. Villa didn’t score their first goal of the season till match week 5. Were extremely buried and you look now basically top 3-4.
I said this before but rn in the Prem a 2-3 game run changes your whole outlook, so Arne’s “hot seat” really not that hot. All Liverpool have to do is beat… *checks schedule* Sunderland and Leeds and magically it’s as if nothing ever happened lol
November 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Arsenal’s obsession with CB/FBs means they can field this competent of a back line without Gabriel or Saliba smh smhhh
November 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Dude Auburn stole them one
Dominoes finally starting to fall now that the regular season is done: Memphis coach Ryan Silverfield to Arkansas & USF coach Alex Golesh to Auburn.
November 30, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I said this before but rn in the Prem a 2-3 game run changes your whole outlook, so Arne’s “hot seat” really not that hot. All Liverpool have to do is beat… *checks schedule* Sunderland and Leeds and magically it’s as if nothing ever happened lol
November 30, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Paqueta had to be trying to get sent off dawg
November 30, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Curtis Jones really good, guys
November 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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THE MW-PUTER HAS DECIDED
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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The Mountain West has completed its computer tiebreakers!

Hear ye, hear ye, humankind...

Computron the Almighty has proclaimed:

Boise State will host UNLV in the conference championship!
November 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
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notice how none of the soldiers cross the 30-yard line to avoid getting called for an offsides penalty by the revolutionary refs. great attention to detail
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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the Continental Army vs the Redcoats on teal astroturf with a cartoon bird on it, 10/10 perfect reenactment no notes
November 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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34 - Since Oliver Glasner's first Premier League game in charge of Crystal Palace in February 2024, only Erling Haaland (46) and Mo Salah (36) have scored more Premier League goals than Jean-Philippe Mateta (34). Marksman.
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 PM
dawg lmao
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Marty Smith is getting left on read
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 AM
it’s always CNN bringing someone who should never be on TV on one of their shows for some segment where everyone just argues lol. That network is so finished lmao
Stephen Miller’s Wife @katiemiller : “Can you cite the statute that makes the boat bombings illegal?”

@bakarisellers.bsky.social : “The due process
clause in the constitution.”
November 30, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Lmao the NORMAL scenario involves the University of Virginia Cavaliers making the College Football Playoff
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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Kalen DeBoer on going for the winning TD on 4th and 2

"I figured it was 29 yards less than the last time we needed a touchdown here"
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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we are a virginia + james madison loss away from the entire concept of playoff autobids being challenged
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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ON THE BUBBLE graphic listing Duke, Kennesaw State, New Mexico, Western Michigan and Troy
slotting james madison in the playoff via The Duke Contingency shows a lack of imagination. you need to entertain a world where JMU loses the sun belt and the committee has to decide if they’re gonna put in 5 loss duke or, like, UNLV
November 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Duke football the future of the college football postseason system is in your hands
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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People debating the ACC tiebreakers. You let the Coastal run free and unconfined.
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Started off as a conspiracy theory but started to seem more valid as the hours dragged on
So was the thinking that Lane was waiting to see what happened in the Alabama game before deciding what job he would take (if any)?
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM