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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 5d

I’ve had this in my pocket for months like “if I have a week where I don’t have anything out, I’ll put it out” and then one of those weeks happened, so here it is. It’s more casual in tone (😟😟), but it’s short! And fun.
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Douglas Reyes-Ceroñ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 3h

a microsoft tradition continues

Nokia phone with the words "WHERE YOU AT? HOLLA WHEN YOU GET THIS" but typed in Microsoft Excel for some reason

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Noam "Free Link" Law-msky @noamlaw.bsky.social · 7h

this is blueskyism™️

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Liga Femenil MX Memes @ligafemenilmex.bsky.social · 4h

Kiana Palacios se convirtió oficialmente en la máxima goleadora del América 🦅🦅🦅
87 goles y contando para Super-Ki 😮‍💨
#LigaBBVAMXFemenil #FutFem #Superpoderosas

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slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 4h

In the history of best-of-7 postseason series, teams that have won Game 3 when facing a 2-0 deficit have gone on to win the series 14 of 53 times (26.4%)

In series with the current 2-3-2 format, teams winning G3 on the road when down 2-0 have gone on to win 3 of 11 times (27.3%)

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 4h

unfortunately 10/10 lmaoo

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Southern Sylvs 🍉 she/her @southernsylvs.bsky.social · 5h

Football. Her position is football, lol

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 5h

pure footballer #special

Yash @odriozolite.bsky.social · 5h

"What positions can you play?"

Nüsken: Yes.

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 5h

Blue Jays were never gonna go a whole series without showing off what they can do, and they planted that flag whew

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 5h

bro please, man. We’re already dead.

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 5h

Arozarena & Big Dumper hit back to back home runs, Mariners still need a TD and 2 pt conversion

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 5h

thanks Cal

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 5h

confidence/consolation homers are still homers, thanks Randy

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 5h

Mexican teams are suspiciously unloved in the grand scheme but in these competitions I’m seeing them move to guys lol

Chris Henderson @chris-awk.bsky.social · 6h

Orlando are knocked out of the W Champions Cup after drawing with Pachuca.

The knockout stage in May will feature Pachuca, Club America, Washington Spirit and Gotham FC.

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6h

I will always believe in our pitching to regain control as the series goes on because that’s all we had even before we could hit, but in the words of Patrick Vieira, “if I tell you I’m not concerned, it would be a lie”

John Benn @johnbenn.bsky.social · 6h

I’d say let them get it out of their system tn, but what they did to NYY oh boy

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6h

baseball isn’t really my sport anyway so I know a few folks are confused, but yea we’re freaking out about the Mariners rn lol

Walter S. Obchakeit @deathmetalpedals.bsky.social · 6h

Ok, I’ve been trying to figure out which game you’re talking about from context cues. Haven’t yet.

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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6h

it is pouring wow

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6h

I thought it would happen to us earlier. At least we got 2🤷🏿‍♂️
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LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 2d

ah here we go;This time, it’s actually gonna happen. At least we got game 1.

LaNorris Sellers’ Heisman Trophy @socratescousin.bsky.social · 6h

So it’s finally happening. Next game!

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Sharon @sharonk.bsky.social · 7h

right. and therein lies the problem: there is basically little to no civil society organization organizing on a vertical level that can e.g. bring people out to the level the South Korean KCTU did during Yoon's martial law declaration + after

trusted diet coke valet @litano.bsky.social · 7h

I do think Talia's thread was right that the elements that make this stuff go viral can also render it toothless when divorced from a specific context. But this is just the problem of decentralized movements writ large- it's hard to coordinate strategy or engineer confrontations at scale!