Amy Probably
@socklessinseattle.bsky.social
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socklessinseattle.bsky.social
My mom just told me my old softball mitt is signed by Dan Wilson because back in 4th grade my softball team once played against his daughters team and we all ran over to get his signature
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villein.bsky.social
i've discovered several cave paintings in my 300 square foot studio apartment
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socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Hacking the 10ft tall AI wall to only show a Trojan horse
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
She woonerf on my street and now I can’t drive there anymore
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Coffee Girl in Astoria, OR I am thinking of you
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
They turned the 10 ft tall AI wall into way finding signage after too many tourists asked AI MLK directions to Pike Place
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Putting a picture of french fries on the 10 ft tall AI wall and watching the seagull horde descend upon it like the rapture
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
10 ft tall AI wall becomes the new gum wall within two weeks
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Asking all the historical figures how racist they are and getting the 10 ft tall AI wall removed from service.
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
After fighting and losing against graffiti for so long he really thinks he can get a 10ft tall AI wall not tagged for more than one night?
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
BREAKING NEWS. 10 Foot AI Wall Downtown Broken After Salmon From Pike Place Accidentally Flung Too Far
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Taking bets on how long the 10ft AI wall lives after being unveiled. My money’s on 4 minutes.
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Who would win

Slightly athletic 6 year old with a rock or a 10ft tall AI wall downtown?
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Overnight vigilantes turned the 10ft tall AI wall into an outdoor climbing wall
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Getting the 10ft AI wall to bring up the video of bush getting a shoe thrown at him so we can all throw shoes too (this then breaks the 10ft AI wall)
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Getting the 10ft tall AI wall to tell us how many gallons of water it used up just to answer one question.
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Hey 10ft tall AI wall can you show me what the mayor would look like if his nose got longer every time he lied like in Pinocchio?
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
He’s so stupid for thinking this would be a good idea I’m going to post about this forever
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Sorry boys I can’t hang out, I have to put a blanket over the 10 ft tall AI wall to let it know it’s time to go to sleep
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
2 minutes into the unveiling of the 10 ft AI wall downtown I hack into it and remove the parental guidance restrictions and send my friend with the most creative vocabulary to do their worst
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
wall ball against the 10 foot AI wall
socklessinseattle.bsky.social
Asking the 10ft tall AI wall to show us Harrell and then we all throw tomatoes at it
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missriss.bsky.social
I'm a born and raised Seattle white girl from the 70s, so my casserole game is strong but I need more in the repertoire. What y'all got?