Snort my whole cornucopia
@snrtmahtnt.bsky.social
_Snort_ if you must, because it's funny.
_My_ goal, tho, is just to call you out.
_T'aint_ no big thang.
They/Them
Antifa HQ - Payroll Department
Libreville, Gabon
_My_ goal, tho, is just to call you out.
_T'aint_ no big thang.
They/Them
Antifa HQ - Payroll Department
Libreville, Gabon
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I hear that Elon Musk had an insulin pump implanted and modded to deliver a custom ketamine and marijuana cocktail to his blood 24x7.
Our president is an ugly human being.
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Our president is an ugly human being.
Full of wine and meat.
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Full of wine and meat.
Someone needs to follow-up with ‘Why does it matter if you won the state or not for you to attend the funeral?’
Q: Do you plan to attend Sarah's funeral?
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
TRUMP: I haven't thought about it yet, but it's certainly something I can conceive of. I love West Virginia. You know, I won West Virginia by one of the biggest margins of any president anywhere.
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Someone needs to follow-up with ‘Why does it matter if you won the state or not for you to attend the funeral?’
Dim Philby implies the existence of Dim Emptyby.
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Dim Philby implies the existence of Dim Emptyby.
Somehow I am making four dishes and am not stressed.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Somehow I am making four dishes and am not stressed.
So much for my idea of marijuana infused cranberry sauce.
November 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
So much for my idea of marijuana infused cranberry sauce.
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😏 we do black friday a lil differently around here hehe (we eat mold)
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
😏 we do black friday a lil differently around here hehe (we eat mold)
Flat toothpicks are an abomination unto the Lord.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Flat toothpicks are an abomination unto the Lord.
There are too many fonts.
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
There are too many fonts.
We’re On a Mission From God, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We’re On a Mission From God, Charlie Brown
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Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
Queueing up the “ShamWOW I didn’t know someone could get that few votes” variations.
The Shamwow Guy just announced that he is running for Texas’ 31st Congressional District.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Queueing up the “ShamWOW I didn’t know someone could get that few votes” variations.
Look, if you’re going to say the American voter cares about something without putting any qualifiers on it, I’m gonna call you on that bullshit.
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Look, if you’re going to say the American voter cares about something without putting any qualifiers on it, I’m gonna call you on that bullshit.
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Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.
October 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Your periodic reminder that @radiofreetom.bsky.social who many of you like to follow, and who writes for the Atlantic, was pushing the great replacement theory before Trump and has never apologized for it. He's part of what got us here.
Wow. Jurassic World: Rebirth so desperately wants to be JAWS.
November 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Wow. Jurassic World: Rebirth so desperately wants to be JAWS.
Welcome to my Saturday Night: Currently having a mental debate about whether the general act of breaking the law is immoral.
November 23, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Welcome to my Saturday Night: Currently having a mental debate about whether the general act of breaking the law is immoral.
Part three is going to bring up snowballing and another set of minds are going to be blown.
November 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Part three is going to bring up snowballing and another set of minds are going to be blown.
FFS, Ally McBeal figured this whole bathroom thing out in the 90s.
November 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
FFS, Ally McBeal figured this whole bathroom thing out in the 90s.
*takes a huge bong rip*
You couldn't imagine the things I've seen.
You couldn't imagine the things I've seen.
November 22, 2025 at 7:52 AM
*takes a huge bong rip*
You couldn't imagine the things I've seen.
You couldn't imagine the things I've seen.
Me, stage one: Why is everyone saying not to Google something?
Me, stage two: Wait, how are so many people unaware of what that word means.
Me, stage three: I mean, who cares if it's paywalled?
Me, final stage: wait. That's all the same plot thread?
Me, stage two: Wait, how are so many people unaware of what that word means.
Me, stage three: I mean, who cares if it's paywalled?
Me, final stage: wait. That's all the same plot thread?
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Me, stage one: Why is everyone saying not to Google something?
Me, stage two: Wait, how are so many people unaware of what that word means.
Me, stage three: I mean, who cares if it's paywalled?
Me, final stage: wait. That's all the same plot thread?
Me, stage two: Wait, how are so many people unaware of what that word means.
Me, stage three: I mean, who cares if it's paywalled?
Me, final stage: wait. That's all the same plot thread?
Trump is 100% in the ‘Agree with everything told to him by a charismatic person’ flow right now.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Trump is 100% in the ‘Agree with everything told to him by a charismatic person’ flow right now.
2024 to 2028: The Conspiracy Administration
Breaking News: Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said he personally instructed the CDC to abandon its position that vaccines do not cause autism. The move underscores his determination to challenge scientific orthodoxy — in this case, that vaccines save lives — and bend the health department to his will.
RFK Jr. Says He Instructed CDC to Change Vaccines and Autism Language on Website
In an interview, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. cited gaps in vaccine safety research. His critics say he is ignoring a larger point: Vaccines save lives.
nyti.ms
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 PM
2024 to 2028: The Conspiracy Administration
I need a big flowchart of who has been romantically involved with who in the Marvel comic books.
November 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I need a big flowchart of who has been romantically involved with who in the Marvel comic books.
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"Got any plans for the weekend?"
Me: "Heading over to the Discover tab and mocking people for their lack of Alt Text"
Me: "Heading over to the Discover tab and mocking people for their lack of Alt Text"
November 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
"Got any plans for the weekend?"
Me: "Heading over to the Discover tab and mocking people for their lack of Alt Text"
Me: "Heading over to the Discover tab and mocking people for their lack of Alt Text"
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Movies with a spoken language.
- Silent movies.
- Movies with no dialogue but an instrumental soundtrack.
- Movies that are only described in a book.
- Script blurbs posted to USENET
- Movies with a spoken language.
- Silent movies.
- Movies with no dialogue but an instrumental soundtrack.
- Movies that are only described in a book.
- Script blurbs posted to USENET
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
- Roaring rampage of revenge
- Reluctantly, I must resume my life of violence
- On reflection, the risk assessment on our giant monster facility and/or attraction could have been more thorough
- Girl survives
- Crime but make it quirky
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- Movies with a spoken language.
- Silent movies.
- Movies with no dialogue but an instrumental soundtrack.
- Movies that are only described in a book.
- Script blurbs posted to USENET
- Movies with a spoken language.
- Silent movies.
- Movies with no dialogue but an instrumental soundtrack.
- Movies that are only described in a book.
- Script blurbs posted to USENET