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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody)

@snippypadawan.bsky.social

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❤️‍🩹 Mun is 32. ❤️‍🩹 Was a Jedi. Is now a ronin. ❤️‍🩹 Is an expert with machines. ❤️‍🩹 Era flexible. ❤️‍🩹 Dark themes ahead. ❤️‍🩹 Parody. ❤️‍🩹 Will gladly defend the innocent. ❤️‍🩹 Ships must be EARNED. #MVRP

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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · Oct 20

"When you see someone who needs help, you help them, no matter what."

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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 7h

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Star Wars Culture @swculturelive.bsky.social · 2d

Our Ahsokas. 🧡 #StarWars

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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 1d

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

GUYS

GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC

GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU

OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM

Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.

NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei

If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.

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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 1d

Did you know that a typhoon just hit Alaska & displaced over 1,000 people and washed away entire communities?

If your media isn't covering this, it's bc these are Indigenous communities.

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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 1d

New: hackers just doxed hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. I went through the data. In many cases does look legitimate, sometimes includes residential addresses.

“Mexican Cartels hmu [hit me up] we dropping all the doxes wheres my 1m [1 million].”

www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...

Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials

Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials...

www.404media.co

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GeekTyrant @geektyrant.com · 2d

PRIMATE Trailer Unleashes a Blood-Soaked Battle for Survival with a Rabid Pet Chimp

Paramount Pictures has released the first trailer for Primate , the latest horror nightmare from Johannes Roberts , the filmmaker behind 47 Meters Down and Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City . This...

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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 3d

She IS a Skywalker, you know.

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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 3d

Madonna?

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 3d

Rey making Penn & Teller look like schlubs.

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Radio Free America @radiofreeflorida.bsky.social · 5d

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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 5d

I would never turn on Pedro. I adore Mandalore.

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FabuAL @fabual.bsky.social · 5d

Pete Davidson! Isn't he the one who just sold his father's memory out for a bag of dirty Saudi cash? The Saudis who funded 9/11 , murderd a journalist, torture and killed gay rights activists, torture women who want equal rights ,treat people like slaves and kill people for blasphemy? Those Saudis

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 5d

The only way we save our country is through our numbers.

Trump and MAGA don't have the majority, not even close.

Overwhelm them with numbers. Resist everywhere. They are too reckless, incompetent, and self-destructive.

Also, divide and conquer. Many fissures, especially around Epstein.

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MarthsBars (Fire Emblem and Star Wars sequel trilogy fan) @marthsbars.bsky.social · 7d

More Rey stories? Sign me up!

Megan Crouse @fullofwords.bsky.social · 7d

Legacy is a Leia and Rey novel!!

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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 8d

Nearly Merriman

Oklahoma, School Records, 1895-1992

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Truth Over Trumpism @leavingthex.bsky.social · 8d

What??

Who told them Capt. Bonespurs lacks courage and integrity???

Unfortunately for Trump and his republican boot lickers, there is no prize for rapists, pedophiles, convicted felons and cowards.

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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 8d

Post this everywhere‼️
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RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 8d

Fond memories of being a 17-year-old fan eagerly awaiting the new Star Wars movies, and suddenly finding yourself becoming a Jedi Knight in the first person. Between two spectacular (for this era) FMV sequences.

Jedi Knight was released 28 years ago, and it feels like it was yesterday. 🥰

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Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 8d

Ahsoka breathes out and decides to eat. What else can she do, after all?

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 9d

"We just need to have faith, right?"

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 9d

"That's what I was trying to say, actually."

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 9d

"They prepared food for us, didn't they?"

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 9d

"I suppose the polite thing to do is dig in."

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 9d

"Let me go first. If it kills anyone, it should be me."

Ahsoka Tano 🏳️‍🌈 (parody) @snippypadawan.bsky.social · 10d

"It's certainly not Imperial. It's so odd." She tilts her head in confusion.