Weird Al Lyrics
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I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane, with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
December 4, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I was driving on the freeway in the fast lane, with a rabid wolverine in my underwear
We're all crazy Mennonites, Living in an Amish paradise. There's no cops or traffic lights, Living in an Amish paradise
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 PM
We're all crazy Mennonites, Living in an Amish paradise. There's no cops or traffic lights, Living in an Amish paradise
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark. All the dinosaurs are running wild. Someone let T. Rex out of his pen.
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark. All the dinosaurs are running wild. Someone let T. Rex out of his pen.
I'm glad that you found somebody new. Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, than spend one more minute with you.
December 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm glad that you found somebody new. Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, than spend one more minute with you.
You can watch us any time that you please. You can sit around and stare at the picture tube till your brain turns into cottage cheese.
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
You can watch us any time that you please. You can sit around and stare at the picture tube till your brain turns into cottage cheese.
You used to think I was nice. Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
December 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
You used to think I was nice. Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted. The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted.
December 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Got to work late 'cause my alarm was busted. The boss chewed me out and everybody's disgusted.
We been spending most our lives, Living in an Amish paradise, I've churned butter once or twice, Living in an Amish paradise
December 4, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We been spending most our lives, Living in an Amish paradise, I've churned butter once or twice, Living in an Amish paradise
Gonna buy me a condo. Gonna buy me a Cuisinart. Get a wall-to-wall carpeting. Get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
December 4, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Gonna buy me a condo. Gonna buy me a Cuisinart. Get a wall-to-wall carpeting. Get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
I'm glad that you found somebody new. Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, than spend one more minute with you.
December 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I'm glad that you found somebody new. Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, than spend one more minute with you.
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
December 4, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem, that time that you made it with the whole hockey team
Lose your mind watchin' TV, They told me, they'd scold me, But I'd still tune in every show, My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO.
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Lose your mind watchin' TV, They told me, they'd scold me, But I'd still tune in every show, My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO.
My zippers bust, my buckles break. I'm too much man for you to take!
December 4, 2025 at 5:37 AM
My zippers bust, my buckles break. I'm too much man for you to take!
You better listen, better do what you're told. You haven't even touched your tuna casserole. You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
December 4, 2025 at 4:34 AM
You better listen, better do what you're told. You haven't even touched your tuna casserole. You better chow down or it's gonna get cold
Now, everyone said Californie is the place that you oughta be. We got to load up this here truck now. We got to move to Beverly
December 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Now, everyone said Californie is the place that you oughta be. We got to load up this here truck now. We got to move to Beverly
I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one…Open up a package of my bologna
December 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ooh, my little hungry one, hungry one…Open up a package of my bologna
Gonna buy me a condo. Gonna buy me a Cuisinart. Get a wall-to-wall carpeting. Get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Gonna buy me a condo. Gonna buy me a Cuisinart. Get a wall-to-wall carpeting. Get a wallet full 'o credit cards.
He said I really like your snaggletooth necklace. Your pants are groovy, and your hair's okay
December 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
He said I really like your snaggletooth necklace. Your pants are groovy, and your hair's okay
STOP! Sending me that crap, Crap, I don't want it, Don't send it to me
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
STOP! Sending me that crap, Crap, I don't want it, Don't send it to me
We're all crazy Mennonites, Living in an Amish paradise. There's no cops or traffic lights, Living in an Amish paradise
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
We're all crazy Mennonites, Living in an Amish paradise. There's no cops or traffic lights, Living in an Amish paradise
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark. All the dinosaurs are running wild. Someone let T. Rex out of his pen.
December 3, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark. All the dinosaurs are running wild. Someone let T. Rex out of his pen.
I think I'm a clone now. There's always two of me just a-hangin' around. I think I'm a clone now Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.
December 3, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I think I'm a clone now. There's always two of me just a-hangin' around. I think I'm a clone now Cause every chromosome is a hand-me-down.
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again, til we bring you Nature Trail to Hell Part 2.
December 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
No, you'll never see hideous effects like these again, til we bring you Nature Trail to Hell Part 2.
They're always in the mood for something to munch. Oh, girls, they want to have lunch
December 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
They're always in the mood for something to munch. Oh, girls, they want to have lunch