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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 27m

We been spending most our lives, Living in an Amish paradise, I've churned butter once or twice, Living in an Amish paradise

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 1h

Coming this Christmas to a theater near you. The most horrifying film that hit the screen!

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 2h

Gonna buy me a condo. Gonna buy me a Cuisinart. Get a wall-to-wall carpeting. Get a wallet full 'o credit cards.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 3h

We're all crazy Mennonites, Living in an Amish paradise. There's no cops or traffic lights, Living in an Amish paradise

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 4h

Hey, like a surgeon, cuttin' for the very first time. Like a surgeon, Organ transplants are my mind

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 5h

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin. It's the end of all humanity. No more time for last minute shopping it's time to face your final destiny

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 6h

Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak! Aw, you're gonna lick your plate clean…

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 7h

Yo quiero chimichangas y chile Colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 8h

You can turn the other cheek. You can just give up the ship! You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 9h

You can be a coffee achiever. You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 10h

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far away…Naboo was under an attack

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 11h

Well, I hope they feed us lots of chicken fajitas. And a pitcher of margaritas

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 12h

Oh my my this here Anakin guy. May be Vader someday later - now he's just a small fry. He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 13h

I'm so handy, you already know, I'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flow

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 14h

Your butt is wide, well mine is too. Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 15h

Gonna buy me a condo. Gonna buy me a Cuisinart. Get a wall-to-wall carpeting. Get a wallet full 'o credit cards.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 16h

You should-a taste my lasagna!

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 17h

I finally made it through med school. Somehow I made it through. I'm just an intern, I still make a mistake or two.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 18h

Yo quiero chimichangas y chile Colorado. Yo tengo el dinero para un steak picado

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 19h

I'm glad that you found somebody new. Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, than spend one more minute with you.

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 20h

Well, I've got I've got a woman named Wilma. Well, I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles. Well, I've got I've got a doggy named Dino

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 21h

You should-a taste my lasagna!

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 22h

I'd rather rip my heart out of my ribcage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it 'till I die

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 23h

His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-lovin' man. His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan

Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 1d

It's Christmas at Ground Zero! The button has been pressed. The radio just let us know that this is not a test