Smut Terry
@smutterry.bsky.social
Former podcast producer. Writer. Guitar player. International man of mystery.
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I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I know most of the focus is on RFK Jr.'s weird horny texts, but the news that he used to spam Bill Nye with anti-vax weirdness and Bill was like, "Dude, you're you're confusing correlation for causation" is the only RFK text-message news I will ever need.
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when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
November 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when trying on pants, do this in the store. then tell the sales associate "the menswear guy told me to do this."
IG mr.funkys0ul
IG mr.funkys0ul
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Saying this but to a computer
November 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Saying this but to a computer
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everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
November 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
everyone who spent the 90s laboriously and lovingly making mixtapes just dissolved into ancient dust
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Forcing the Pod Save bros to take hemlock
*Hits Blunt* I wonder if ancient Greeks and Romans felt about their philosophers the way we feel about podcast bros? (Derogatory)
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Forcing the Pod Save bros to take hemlock
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*Hits Blunt* I wonder if ancient Greeks and Romans felt about their philosophers the way we feel about podcast bros? (Derogatory)
November 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
*Hits Blunt* I wonder if ancient Greeks and Romans felt about their philosophers the way we feel about podcast bros? (Derogatory)
In university I met someone cool, they said they were going to study something that I had never heard of. I ended up studying that as well and now I am an international man of mystery.
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 AM
In university I met someone cool, they said they were going to study something that I had never heard of. I ended up studying that as well and now I am an international man of mystery.
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Cut up a 20mg mango gummy in your cheerios for a more balanced breakfast
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Cut up a 20mg mango gummy in your cheerios for a more balanced breakfast
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I think it's time to clean out my cache because I was listening to some OMD earlier and I went to google something about If You Leave and this came up:
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I think it's time to clean out my cache because I was listening to some OMD earlier and I went to google something about If You Leave and this came up:
I think it's time to clean out my cache because I was listening to some OMD earlier and I went to google something about If You Leave and this came up:
November 20, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I think it's time to clean out my cache because I was listening to some OMD earlier and I went to google something about If You Leave and this came up:
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receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
November 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
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If you post a sexy pic on Bluesky, I’m going to zoom in and see what book you’re reading.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If you post a sexy pic on Bluesky, I’m going to zoom in and see what book you’re reading.
If you post a sexy pic on Bluesky, I’m going to zoom in and see what book you’re reading.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 AM
If you post a sexy pic on Bluesky, I’m going to zoom in and see what book you’re reading.
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They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 2:45 PM
They should ask this about every movie. Why isn’t Pennywise in Nights in Rodanthe with Richard Gere and Diane Lane?
Is #NoNutNovember still a thing? Because I lost 13 days ago if it is.
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Is #NoNutNovember still a thing? Because I lost 13 days ago if it is.
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Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Best case: The President of the United States knew about a pedophilia ring and did nothing to stop it.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
Medium case: He also used his office to protect the perpetrators.
Worst case: Because he was one of the perpetrators.
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THERAPIST: Did you ever stop to think that maybe the person you were running from... was yourself?
RUNNING MAN: *breaks down sobbing*
RUNNING MAN: *breaks down sobbing*
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
THERAPIST: Did you ever stop to think that maybe the person you were running from... was yourself?
RUNNING MAN: *breaks down sobbing*
RUNNING MAN: *breaks down sobbing*
Guess I'm going to add Joyce Carol Oates to my reading list.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Guess I'm going to add Joyce Carol Oates to my reading list.
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Hey, yo. Joyce Carol Oates is dragging tech boys by their hair over on that weirdo app.
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Hey, yo. Joyce Carol Oates is dragging tech boys by their hair over on that weirdo app.
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[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
[movie studio]
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
ME: BUT HOW DOES THE INVISIBLE MAN KNOW WHEN TO STOP WIPING?
TOUR GUIDE: *into walkie talkie* code orange, he’s back.
This site needs a "turn off retweets" button.
November 11, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This site needs a "turn off retweets" button.
Had dinner with a bunch of finance bros last night. Did not have “being felt up by some dude, whose gif I regularly use, Pedro Pascal style,” on my bingo card for this lifetime.
November 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Had dinner with a bunch of finance bros last night. Did not have “being felt up by some dude, whose gif I regularly use, Pedro Pascal style,” on my bingo card for this lifetime.
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Sometimes, when I can't sleep I imagine something living undiscovered in the deep ocean rising up and defeating AI at the last moment.
November 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sometimes, when I can't sleep I imagine something living undiscovered in the deep ocean rising up and defeating AI at the last moment.
Morrissey got cancelled tonight and the Jays lost so I may as well get back to my to do list.
November 1, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Morrissey got cancelled tonight and the Jays lost so I may as well get back to my to do list.
I’m having dinner in a restaurant that is playing these shitty dance-lite version of old songs (and that one song from the Tik Tik instructional dance videos).
October 31, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I’m having dinner in a restaurant that is playing these shitty dance-lite version of old songs (and that one song from the Tik Tik instructional dance videos).