Oliver M
smoz.bsky.social
Oliver M
@smoz.bsky.social
Mild mannered Marxist, autodidact, flâneur, Blue Peter badge holder.
@deserterblog.bsky.social
Not just a Bum Dosser, but an AI Bum Dosser that fibs when caught dossing.
Not wanting to disappoint you so much that it lies is the last quality I want in a computer.
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Watching a brass band play in a brewery in The Black Forest as a warm up to watching Crystal Palace play in Strasbourg later this week.
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
@blindboyboatclub.bsky.social I just listened to your most recent podcast (how I found…), one of your best ones to date.
November 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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This image of The Slits by Terry Lott is apparently from a 'Photoshoot At Home Of Band Member In New Cross'. I've seen it dated from 1981 and 1987, former seems more likely as they split up in '82 - for the sake of my completist SE14 obsession, does anybody know who lived where?
November 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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As we move into “foreigners are cancelling Christmas in the name of political correctness” season it’s worth remember that Christmas was indeed once banned in England, by Christians and the man who enforced the ban has a statue in his honour outside the Houses of Parliament.
November 20, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Phase One Is A Go!

We have finally started our applications for our expansion and we need you! The first process of our expansion is getting an alcohol license for both 57 & 59 Beckenham Road, once this is approved we can move onto the change of use and then eventually open up next door.
November 19, 2025 at 7:31 PM
If the Tartan Army don't start singing "With those goals you are sending Scotland to America" they are missing a trick.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 AM
To all you Palace supporters out there, I have come up with a song to the tune of I’m a believer by The Monkees.
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Andrew is a sort of non-prince now, a… well, I’m sure there’s some sort of portmanteau word that would describe him well.
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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BLOG POST: “It’s still a breathtaking to stand on that beach. To hear water lapping over stone, intensified by the passing of passenger boats, and the cries of seabirds. And to sense that beneath your feet, no doubt, are the stems of a million clay pipes.”

boakandbailey.com/2025/10/the-...
The Prospect of Whitby and pubs as genus loci | Boak & Bailey
Beyond their functional purpose pubs also play an important role in preserving the spirit of the places where they’re found – as their genus loci.
boakandbailey.com
October 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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1/9
October 29, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Got tips for good beer and other food & drink faves in Charlotte, NC?
Heading to Charlotte, NC tomorrow for the Bills vs Panthers game on Sunday. Any good beer or food/bakeries that we should not miss while in town? Any good metal shows Saturday night?

#beer #billsmafia #buffaloBills #charlottepanthers #charlotte #ncbeer
October 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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The Epstein Ballroom it is
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Decades after the Heysel and Hillsborough disasters, can politicians please not second-guess expert safety assessments for football stadiums.

Thank you.

An Aston Villa fan.
October 17, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.
October 16, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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They didn’t just NOT give Trump the Nobel Peace Prize, they wrote a citation that reads like an anti-Trump rallying cry.

(He’s gonna extra-tariff Norway now, isn’t he?)
'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Fresh ink.
October 7, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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There used to be an "indice de performance" in the Monte Carlo rally, which rewarded the car which performed the best in relation to its engine size. In football, Oliver Glasner's Crystal Palace would win it almost every round of the PL. Chapeau.
September 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I used to be in a band called Eponymous Debut, we split up after an argument about the what to call our first album.
September 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
In Crystal Palace’s all time history we have now won one more game that we have lost (1776 vs 1775), our goals for and against are equal (6642).

Screenshot from 11vs11.
September 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
September 19, 2025 at 3:22 PM