Post Grinch Hog Malone
@smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social
Biracial, bisexual, bibliophile. Pro wrestling, records, and bourbon. Will nerd out about horror, gaming, and 70s cinema. Dog dad and husband to @libbiye.bsky.social. Probably yelling about Chicago sports.
Pinned
I'm so sad that this whole image can't fit as my header, so I'm pinning this tweet with what might be my favorite wrestling photo ever.
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HOLY SHSDRFCVYGHJJ BEARS
December 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
HOLY SHSDRFCVYGHJJ BEARS
extreme Dax Harwood voice:
LET'S
FUCKING
GO!
LET'S
FUCKING
GO!
December 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
extreme Dax Harwood voice:
LET'S
FUCKING
GO!
LET'S
FUCKING
GO!
BEAR THE MOTHERFUCK DOWN!
SUPER FUCKING BEARS!
SUPER FUCKING BOWL!
DRIVE SAFE EVERYBODY, BEEP FUCKING BEEP!
SUPER FUCKING BEARS!
SUPER FUCKING BOWL!
DRIVE SAFE EVERYBODY, BEEP FUCKING BEEP!
December 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
BEAR THE MOTHERFUCK DOWN!
SUPER FUCKING BEARS!
SUPER FUCKING BOWL!
DRIVE SAFE EVERYBODY, BEEP FUCKING BEEP!
SUPER FUCKING BEARS!
SUPER FUCKING BOWL!
DRIVE SAFE EVERYBODY, BEEP FUCKING BEEP!
MononGODDAMN HE GOOD
December 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
MononGODDAMN HE GOOD
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the good news is fourth quarter caleb has activated
December 21, 2025 at 3:31 AM
the good news is fourth quarter caleb has activated
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A good QB can save you
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
A good QB can save you
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bear. the. fuck. down.
December 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
bear. the. fuck. down.
LETCHA NUTS HANG, CALEB!
December 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
LETCHA NUTS HANG, CALEB!
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I like how in white Christmas they just sing about how cool snow is
December 21, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I like how in white Christmas they just sing about how cool snow is
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It’s that time once again. FTP
At long last, it is Bears/Packers Gameday. Time to face the team with the most toxic vibes of 2025.
December 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It’s that time once again. FTP
every time i get high i wish i had one of these
December 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
every time i get high i wish i had one of these
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Jesus, that was a TERRIBLE pass lmao
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Jesus, that was a TERRIBLE pass lmao
There is nothing worse than a headache that PRECEDES a hangover. It’s like going to a restaurant and ordering food poisoning.
December 20, 2025 at 7:40 AM
There is nothing worse than a headache that PRECEDES a hangover. It’s like going to a restaurant and ordering food poisoning.
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Nate Silver when JD Vance loses the 2028 election
December 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Nate Silver when JD Vance loses the 2028 election
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Ross Douthat looks like a discarded first draft of JD Vance
December 20, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Ross Douthat looks like a discarded first draft of JD Vance
I will never read that nod as he goes down as anything other than "yep, did the job, pay me"
December 20, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I will never read that nod as he goes down as anything other than "yep, did the job, pay me"
Whole lot of people lost a whole lot of money on a guy who can't win without the fight being rigged.
December 20, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Whole lot of people lost a whole lot of money on a guy who can't win without the fight being rigged.
Roll Tide, imo
December 20, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Roll Tide, imo
The Taylor Swift doc on Disney+ is incredible and it isn’t even done yet. The thing I wasn’t expecting: episode four follows one of her dancers and I finally feel seen in my bisexuality. There’s such a dichotomy between feminine and masculine and you don’t have to hide either side.
December 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The Taylor Swift doc on Disney+ is incredible and it isn’t even done yet. The thing I wasn’t expecting: episode four follows one of her dancers and I finally feel seen in my bisexuality. There’s such a dichotomy between feminine and masculine and you don’t have to hide either side.
“I want one year. Don’t hit me.”
December 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
“I want one year. Don’t hit me.”
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REal stolen valor for Chicago is Hobart, IN
December 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
REal stolen valor for Chicago is Hobart, IN
“I’m from Chicago” - person who is definitely from Joliet
"We're in Tampa Florida" (video shows St. Pete Beach)
December 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“I’m from Chicago” - person who is definitely from Joliet
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Here's your autopsy:
Acute cause (Picture 1): the same worldwide post-covid inflation that took down the Tories. Ideology wasn't a factor with economic voters.
Chronic cause (Picture 2): most white people stopped voting for Democrats when Democrats started backing rights for Black people:
Acute cause (Picture 1): the same worldwide post-covid inflation that took down the Tories. Ideology wasn't a factor with economic voters.
Chronic cause (Picture 2): most white people stopped voting for Democrats when Democrats started backing rights for Black people:
December 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Here's your autopsy:
Acute cause (Picture 1): the same worldwide post-covid inflation that took down the Tories. Ideology wasn't a factor with economic voters.
Chronic cause (Picture 2): most white people stopped voting for Democrats when Democrats started backing rights for Black people:
Acute cause (Picture 1): the same worldwide post-covid inflation that took down the Tories. Ideology wasn't a factor with economic voters.
Chronic cause (Picture 2): most white people stopped voting for Democrats when Democrats started backing rights for Black people:
this country is fucked, man. we're so cooked.
December 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
this country is fucked, man. we're so cooked.