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Ryan
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The original Unfluencer™️
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So 5 divisions of 6?

MNUFC
CHI
SKC
STL
COL
CIN

SEA
POR
VAN
SJ
RSL
COL

LAG
LAFC
SD
HOU
DAL
ATX

TOR
MTL
NE
PHI
NYRB
NYCFC

DC
CLT
NSH
ATL
MIA
ORL

Play divisional opponents home/away and everyone else once to maintain a 34-match regular season?
December 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The pork banh mi at Pho 83 is still the best sandwich in the MSP metro area
December 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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#OnThisDay Dec 12, 2010 at 5:00am: The inflatable teflon roof of the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome in Minneapolis tears open and deflates under the weight of 17" snowstorm. The @vikings.bsky.social vs @newyorkgiants.bsky.social game is postponed and moved to Ford Field in Detroit.
December 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Crystal Palace have won more away games (5) and taken more points (16) away from home than any other side in the Premier League this season. (Squawka)
December 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Okay, now show us Rebecca’s in-studio reaction please
MARC GUEHI SCORES THE WINNER AND SENDS CRYSTAL PALACE INTO 4TH PLACE. 💥
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I love my Football Club!!! 🔴🔵
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I like pretty goals 🔴🔵
December 7, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Is anyone in legacy media going to do some actual fucking journalism in this state?
December 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Turns out listening to Glad All Over a lot this year means ….
December 4, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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I wonder if anyone will use the headline "Tom Stoppard Is Dead"
December 1, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Never a doubt. Skol
December 1, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Talking with our Dutch bartender about Prince when Vanity 6 is playing, as Minnesotans do.
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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He just brought us a bunch of bitterballen.
November 30, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Listening to Purple Rain at a bar in Den Haag. Bartender is a big fan and was at his last Amsterdam show. This city is really cool. Incredible chill and neighborly.
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Spotted in Den Haag, Netherlands
November 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Love this: Pearl Jam kicked in to buy a Zamboni machine for the Two Harbors Youth Hockey Association after the group's executive director sent the band's official fan club a handwritten request in the style of a concert poster

www.startribune.com/pearl-jam-za...
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Fun season @mnufc.com ⚫️🔵
November 25, 2025 at 5:11 AM
COME ON YOU LOONS ⚫️🔵
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
🎩 🎩 🎩 for Eze. Palace would win the league this season if he only had the courage to stay.
November 23, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Damn, Eze. You good
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
86 The 86
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This may be a perfect picture
November 19, 2025 at 2:43 AM