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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks)
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Amanda the Coward! The artist formerly known as a dancing Ron Swanson gif. Here for pirates 🏴‍☠🍊 Tender as hell! 🩷💜💙📝🫖🦄🧶🦙 | Trans rights are human rights. | She/her | 40s
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · May 12
Had some thoughts on OFMD cat alignment 🐈🐈‍⬛
Cat alignment chart, as read left to right, top to bottom. Distinguished Baby: Sweet, respectable, politely request you to turn on the tap so they can have a little drinkie-poo. True Baby: Needs affection, sleeps on your head, would make a very good emotional support animal. Rat Baby: Will do whatever it takes to get your attention, zero loyalty, climbs you like a tree/screams at closed doors. True Distinguished: handsome, strong opinions about cat food brands, could be elected, mayor of a small town. Cat: "Yeah, this thing just kind of lives at my house, I feed it and stuff, sometimes it lets me pet it," put a mouse in your shoe once. True Rat: no thoughts, head empty, has stolen an entire chicken, would sell you to Satan for a single corn chip. Distinguished Bastard: inspires fear, poops on the floor if litter box isn't pristine, in the evil mastermind's lap while they turn dramatically in a chair. True Bastard: hates you but tolerates your presence, violence is the answer, would eat your eyeballs if it got hungry enough. Rat Bastard: "how did you even get there?", bites you when they want attention, frequently found in the trash can eating burrito wrappers. OFMD as cats alignment chart. Distinguished Baby: Wee John. True Baby: Fang. Rat Baby: Lucius. True Distinguished: Stede. Cat: Swede. True Rat: Black Pete. Distinguished Bastard: Ed. True Bastard: Izzy Hands. Rat Bastard: Calico Jack Rackham.
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 3h
It’s easy to think about what was taken from us (S3) instead of being thankful for all we got (so many amazing S2 moments). The love and art is reciprocal and cyclical.
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David Jenkins @david-jenkins.bsky.social · 6h
This fan art bought us another season and put food on all of our tables. We will always be indebted to you.
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Jenn Lee overboard! @self-induljennt.bsky.social · 8h
Sometimes I remember worrying that I was embarrassing when I started sharing my fanart. I fell so hard & so fast for our pirates. Then a pro comic artist I really look up to just out of the blue told me my OFMD stuff was "beautiful work". It was like he knew I needed to hear it right at that moment.
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 3h
It’s so true, the fanart was why I started watching the show, and that was way back in 2022! 🥰🍊
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 2d
Omg! 😍😍😍😍 Those are amazing and I’m including the baby in that. Congrats!!
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 2d
I still get choked up after 2 years 🥹
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 3d
Happy Sunday all
Screencap of a tweet by Oasis' Liam Gallagher from July 20, 2022, reads: "Our flag means death biblical"
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 3d
Oh it’s very real and it’s been going on for a while 🙈
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 4d
I mean they are pretty much blissfully ignorant, and they reject the knowledge that others could have it different. 😒 Also they see being presented with the truth as aggression. 🙃
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Ed Zeppelin 🏴‍☠️male buttcheek connoisseur🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴‍☠️ @ourartmeanszepp.bsky.social · 4d
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 4d
I hate seaming stuff and always try to knit onepiece items bc I simply Will Not. Also I try to weave in ends as I go bc weaving in 100 ends is the WORST
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Art Martinez-Tebbel @amtebbel.bsky.social · 5d
The Nobel people wanted to be clear they’re right wing but not in the gauche American way.
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Katelyn Boo-urns @katelynburns.com · 5d
so they gave the Nobel peace prize to the lady the CIA is trying to overthrow the Venezuelan government with? lol
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 5d
Omg 🫠
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 5d
Maybe they got a new computer and had to immediately put the necessary files on it! 😄
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 6d
“Lazy code,” Buttons would say (Leon not Nathaniel)
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 6d
Most every day I think about
“‘Stay angry, little Meg,’ Mrs Whatsit whispered. ‘You will need all your anger now.’”
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 6d
bartender: the usual?

me: you know it

bartender: [takes out a wrinkle in time and begins to read to me]
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 6d
The Panera accidentally gave me an oatmeal raisin cookie instead of the chocolate chip I ordered. Horror novel surprise twist ending is I’ve been craving an oatmeal cookie and didn’t know they had one! Cookies are awesome. 😄 #PoisonIntoPositivity
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 8d
Works for “the bride” Ed they envisioned for s2 😄
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 8d
“I guess I AM the father, bitch acorn didn’t fall far from the bitch tree.”
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 9d
anybody else feel like a weird shadow person existing, just like a human shell with 🌌void🌌 insides? Am I just having a normal one this Monday in 2025?
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 10d
Aww!
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🏴‍☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 10d
Sorry, boyo! Scoundrels spare no one!
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 11d
As if she owes her “good life” to him in any context. 🙄 He’s the VP, a job “not worth a bucket of warm spit” (Garner)
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 11d
Also this is the same public humiliation tactic he used on Zelenskyy in the Oval Office meeting (“have you even said ‘thank you’?”)
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 11d
“In this country” and she’s literally from NY? But her parents were immigrants and based on potus trying to repeal the 14th amendment, this comes off much more like a threat, to me.
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 11d
It was such a rush. 🥲
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Smands (obsessing about male buttcheeks) @smands.bsky.social · 11d
Noticed this recently on a Mary Engelbreit post, of all things. What are people on about these days?
A post of cozy home interior decor by artist Mary Engelbreit on Instagram. One comment says: “please post without annoying music.” Mary Engelbreit replies: “No.”
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