slowfox
@slooowfox.bsky.social
anna lee • trans/queer (she/any) • musician • anarchist • all things metal • chronic elden ring posting • kill the cop in your head
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slowfox
@slooowfox.bsky.social
· Oct 22
Please, please, please, invest time and energy and whatever resources you can spare into your local food banks and charity orgs
people in your community are gonna be depending on one another very soon and we have to be ready
people in your community are gonna be depending on one another very soon and we have to be ready
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Gentle correction: according to his biography, in a conversation with a gay friend he described himself as attracted to both men and women, and said he would be placed in the middle of a scale from straight to gay.
November 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Gentle correction: according to his biography, in a conversation with a gay friend he described himself as attracted to both men and women, and said he would be placed in the middle of a scale from straight to gay.
I don't know if any of you know this but you don't get to masturvate in front of people without their consent and then just.. make a real nice piece of art and have everyone forget that YOU DID A FUCKING SEX CRIME MULTIPLE TIMES AND THEN YOU GOT FUCKING CAUGHT FOR IT
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I don't know if any of you know this but you don't get to masturvate in front of people without their consent and then just.. make a real nice piece of art and have everyone forget that YOU DID A FUCKING SEX CRIME MULTIPLE TIMES AND THEN YOU GOT FUCKING CAUGHT FOR IT
ok so much like tabletop d&d, your seemingly simple plan to take care of the goblin leaders in BG3 can actually turn into a much longer and messier affair that takes 2-3 sessions longer to resolve than you anticipated
so I got em out, but, uh... we killed everyone
so I got em out, but, uh... we killed everyone
November 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
ok so much like tabletop d&d, your seemingly simple plan to take care of the goblin leaders in BG3 can actually turn into a much longer and messier affair that takes 2-3 sessions longer to resolve than you anticipated
so I got em out, but, uh... we killed everyone
so I got em out, but, uh... we killed everyone
Leader of 'Leopards Eating Faces' Party's Wife and Daughter Attacked by Leopards; Faces Eaten
"[...] the Party leader said the Face Eating Leopard attack left him worried for the future of the swamp"
"[...] the Party leader said the Face Eating Leopard attack left him worried for the future of the swamp"
"[...] the Labour leader said the homophobic attack left him worried for the future of the UK"
*clears throat*
I HAVE OPINIONS
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
*clears throat*
I HAVE OPINIONS
metro.co.uk/2025/11/26/k...
Keir Starmer's fury after neice and wife 'beaten by blokes for holding hands'
'I thought the days of beating up people because they were gay were well behind us.'
metro.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Leader of 'Leopards Eating Faces' Party's Wife and Daughter Attacked by Leopards; Faces Eaten
"[...] the Party leader said the Face Eating Leopard attack left him worried for the future of the swamp"
"[...] the Party leader said the Face Eating Leopard attack left him worried for the future of the swamp"
"we have a giant machine that turns food into shit, but every once in a while there's a kernel of corn in that shit and we're gonna pay you to dig out those kernels"
the Bow Valley Insider is hiring an “AI-first reporter” to produce ChatGPT articles about Canmore, Alberta, if anyone is looking for a low-paying job that rots your soul ca.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk...
November 27, 2025 at 3:37 PM
"we have a giant machine that turns food into shit, but every once in a while there's a kernel of corn in that shit and we're gonna pay you to dig out those kernels"
reposting the mahler hammer to cleanse the timeline
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 AM
reposting the mahler hammer to cleanse the timeline
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I think my favorite scene in adventure time is when Jake has to use a wish to save Finn and he's like "man, I'm sure hungry. I wish I had a sandwich" and Prismo stops being cryptic to be like "dude, don't use your one wish on a sandwich, I can just make you a sandwich"
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I think my favorite scene in adventure time is when Jake has to use a wish to save Finn and he's like "man, I'm sure hungry. I wish I had a sandwich" and Prismo stops being cryptic to be like "dude, don't use your one wish on a sandwich, I can just make you a sandwich"
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i'd pull up a photo of me from ten years ago but unfortunately somebody took that guy to the woods on mushrooms and killed him and destroyed all evidence he existed so
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i'd pull up a photo of me from ten years ago but unfortunately somebody took that guy to the woods on mushrooms and killed him and destroyed all evidence he existed so
i'd pull up a photo of me from ten years ago but unfortunately somebody took that guy to the woods on mushrooms and killed him and destroyed all evidence he existed so
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i'd pull up a photo of me from ten years ago but unfortunately somebody took that guy to the woods on mushrooms and killed him and destroyed all evidence he existed so
there is absolutely no chance for me to flee the country on a work visa because I have no degree and work mostly in manual labor, and that's before even considering the cost of uprooting my entire life to another country or continent on entry level wages
I will die on the same soil I lived on
I will die on the same soil I lived on
Something I keep thinking about in convos about 'when to leave' is that finances really ARE an insurmountable barrier for people, as are qualifications (e.g. 'digital nomad' visas are great, but what if you're a barista, or a pipefitter?), and, of course, disability penalties.
When Is It Time to Flee?
Trans people and their families are facing hard questions and choices as threats to their safety and rights proliferate.
newrepublic.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:57 PM
there is absolutely no chance for me to flee the country on a work visa because I have no degree and work mostly in manual labor, and that's before even considering the cost of uprooting my entire life to another country or continent on entry level wages
I will die on the same soil I lived on
I will die on the same soil I lived on
I think my favorite scene in adventure time is when Jake has to use a wish to save Finn and he's like "man, I'm sure hungry. I wish I had a sandwich" and Prismo stops being cryptic to be like "dude, don't use your one wish on a sandwich, I can just make you a sandwich"
November 26, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I think my favorite scene in adventure time is when Jake has to use a wish to save Finn and he's like "man, I'm sure hungry. I wish I had a sandwich" and Prismo stops being cryptic to be like "dude, don't use your one wish on a sandwich, I can just make you a sandwich"
if anything, here's the best cardio advice I've received:
I was making a delivery to this retired professor who ran ultra marathons for fun
he told me about this other guy who never ran in training, just walked briskly on a treadmill at max incline, and he placed top ten in every race he entered
I was making a delivery to this retired professor who ran ultra marathons for fun
he told me about this other guy who never ran in training, just walked briskly on a treadmill at max incline, and he placed top ten in every race he entered
the war is being fought with surveillance and sudden violent raids, and at no point are you gonna fist fight an entire squad of ICE and come out on top, even if you're built like Hafthor Bjornsson
stay fit, sure, but like, don't bet on that being the deciding factor
stay fit, sure, but like, don't bet on that being the deciding factor
November 26, 2025 at 5:32 AM
if anything, here's the best cardio advice I've received:
I was making a delivery to this retired professor who ran ultra marathons for fun
he told me about this other guy who never ran in training, just walked briskly on a treadmill at max incline, and he placed top ten in every race he entered
I was making a delivery to this retired professor who ran ultra marathons for fun
he told me about this other guy who never ran in training, just walked briskly on a treadmill at max incline, and he placed top ten in every race he entered
I cannot stress enough the importance of closing the door in the middle of every encounter
"I AM FURY. I AM DEATH." -Lae'zel, psyching herself up after spending three rounds prone because she couldn't stop slipping on grease
November 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I cannot stress enough the importance of closing the door in the middle of every encounter
"I AM FURY. I AM DEATH." -Lae'zel, psyching herself up after spending three rounds prone because she couldn't stop slipping on grease
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
"I AM FURY. I AM DEATH." -Lae'zel, psyching herself up after spending three rounds prone because she couldn't stop slipping on grease
started playing BG3 for the first time, thought I'd give Eldritch Knight a try since i've wanted to play one in a d&d campaign for ages
and then I met the companions (fighter, wizard, warlock) and now I don't know how eldritch knight even made it past playtesting at WotC
and then I met the companions (fighter, wizard, warlock) and now I don't know how eldritch knight even made it past playtesting at WotC
November 25, 2025 at 12:10 PM
started playing BG3 for the first time, thought I'd give Eldritch Knight a try since i've wanted to play one in a d&d campaign for ages
and then I met the companions (fighter, wizard, warlock) and now I don't know how eldritch knight even made it past playtesting at WotC
and then I met the companions (fighter, wizard, warlock) and now I don't know how eldritch knight even made it past playtesting at WotC
the other woman in the study chose the bear
One woman killed by someone close to them every 10 minutes: UN report
One woman killed by someone close to them every 10 minutes: UN report
To mark the International Day for the Elminination of Violence Against Women on Monday, the United Nations released a report that also revealed that 60% of women are killed by close family members.
www.lemonde.fr
November 25, 2025 at 11:53 AM
the other woman in the study chose the bear
I was thinking about the fact that if I lived like my parents, I'd have three kids under seven right now, and how I'd be totally unprepared for that shit and I'd have no idea how they did it
and then I think about my childhood and I go "well, ok, they didn't exactly nail it either"
and then I think about my childhood and I go "well, ok, they didn't exactly nail it either"
November 25, 2025 at 11:42 AM
I was thinking about the fact that if I lived like my parents, I'd have three kids under seven right now, and how I'd be totally unprepared for that shit and I'd have no idea how they did it
and then I think about my childhood and I go "well, ok, they didn't exactly nail it either"
and then I think about my childhood and I go "well, ok, they didn't exactly nail it either"
if you're trying to get big and fit to fight fascists, you should probably remember that the government can kill you with a drone strike and you'll never be able to see the UAV with your naked eye
fitness is good but like, we're not fighting fascism in a tug of war
fitness is good but like, we're not fighting fascism in a tug of war
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
if you're trying to get big and fit to fight fascists, you should probably remember that the government can kill you with a drone strike and you'll never be able to see the UAV with your naked eye
fitness is good but like, we're not fighting fascism in a tug of war
fitness is good but like, we're not fighting fascism in a tug of war
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reminding myself that I'm in the process of growing, always, and sometimes a flower blooms when we least expect
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM
reminding myself that I'm in the process of growing, always, and sometimes a flower blooms when we least expect
happiness is a warm croissant
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
happiness is a warm croissant
sorry, country is full
until there's room for immigrants, we definitely don't need more mediocre white men
until there's room for immigrants, we definitely don't need more mediocre white men
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 PM
sorry, country is full
until there's room for immigrants, we definitely don't need more mediocre white men
until there's room for immigrants, we definitely don't need more mediocre white men
*puts on edgelord sunglasses*
when everyone is gay, no one is
when everyone is gay, no one is
November 24, 2025 at 1:06 PM
*puts on edgelord sunglasses*
when everyone is gay, no one is
when everyone is gay, no one is
fun fact: tobacco pipes are more expensive than you think, corncob usually means someone went to get a cool wooden pipe and then shit their pants when they saw the price tag and went with the responsible purchase instead
My friend just fuckin showed up with a corncob pipe & that’s when it hit me that we are all in our 40s which means we get one new accessory slot
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
fun fact: tobacco pipes are more expensive than you think, corncob usually means someone went to get a cool wooden pipe and then shit their pants when they saw the price tag and went with the responsible purchase instead
congrats everyone, looks like the dystopic timeline we've allowed them to choose for us is "The Matrix"
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
congrats everyone, looks like the dystopic timeline we've allowed them to choose for us is "The Matrix"
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buncha fuckin babies, istg
November 23, 2025 at 8:56 PM
buncha fuckin babies, istg