Slartibartfastagrajag
@slartybartphast.bsky.social
Metalhead 🎸,Montana Eagle Scout 🏔️🌄, Social Worker, Dad.
Anti-MAGA 🚫
Anti-Trump 🚫
Anti-GOP 🚫
4th cousin of Lincoln 🇺🇲 and 3rd cousin of Doc Holliday🔫
AuADHD
Non-binary
🏳️🌈
Anti-MAGA 🚫
Anti-Trump 🚫
Anti-GOP 🚫
4th cousin of Lincoln 🇺🇲 and 3rd cousin of Doc Holliday🔫
AuADHD
Non-binary
🏳️🌈
Pinned
The reason Nazis still exist today is because we didn't properly doxx them 75 years ago 😡🖕
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You know who can also testify as to what was happening with Epstein and don’t need clemency?
His victims.
His victims.
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 PM
You know who can also testify as to what was happening with Epstein and don’t need clemency?
His victims.
His victims.
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Shoot em 🤷
There's actually a few us attorneys who put out ads saying that American citizens should shoot people who don't identify themselves if they're trying to kidnap you... There's already numerous reports of criminals kidnapping people this way.
Protect yourself
There's actually a few us attorneys who put out ads saying that American citizens should shoot people who don't identify themselves if they're trying to kidnap you... There's already numerous reports of criminals kidnapping people this way.
Protect yourself
February 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Shoot em 🤷
There's actually a few us attorneys who put out ads saying that American citizens should shoot people who don't identify themselves if they're trying to kidnap you... There's already numerous reports of criminals kidnapping people this way.
Protect yourself
There's actually a few us attorneys who put out ads saying that American citizens should shoot people who don't identify themselves if they're trying to kidnap you... There's already numerous reports of criminals kidnapping people this way.
Protect yourself
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Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
February 10, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Here is my conclusion after sitting through Maxwell's deposition with her refusing to answer a single question about the men who raped underage girls, saying she would only do so for clemency.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
She must immediately be sent back to the maximum security prison where she belongs.
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Congressional review of the unredacted Epstein files contradicts Trump’s statements. Who’s shocked?
February 10, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Congressional review of the unredacted Epstein files contradicts Trump’s statements. Who’s shocked?
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Kristi Noem is a total disaster. With 187 cosponsors already on board, it's time for coward Mike Johnson & Congress to finish the job: IMPEACH HER NOW!
Join the fight:
Join the fight:
Tell Congress: Impeach DHS Secretary Kristi Noem
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
February 10, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Kristi Noem is a total disaster. With 187 cosponsors already on board, it's time for coward Mike Johnson & Congress to finish the job: IMPEACH HER NOW!
Join the fight:
Join the fight:
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It’s so weird how ICE hasn’t stopped crime.
February 9, 2026 at 11:18 AM
It’s so weird how ICE hasn’t stopped crime.
THIS 😠👇
So sick and tired of the nasty sexism going on surrounding this issue... Corey Feldman came out like 8-9 years ago to tell you that it wasn't just little girls. And y'all snubbed him.
The whole thing is fucking disgusting
So sick and tired of the nasty sexism going on surrounding this issue... Corey Feldman came out like 8-9 years ago to tell you that it wasn't just little girls. And y'all snubbed him.
The whole thing is fucking disgusting
Ghislaine Maxwell got into jail for engaging in pedophilia and sex trafficking.
Ghislaine Maxwell hopes to get out of jail by engaging in extortion.
I'm beginning to get the impression that Ghislaine Maxwell enjoys criming.
Ghislaine Maxwell hopes to get out of jail by engaging in extortion.
I'm beginning to get the impression that Ghislaine Maxwell enjoys criming.
February 9, 2026 at 11:35 PM
THIS 😠👇
So sick and tired of the nasty sexism going on surrounding this issue... Corey Feldman came out like 8-9 years ago to tell you that it wasn't just little girls. And y'all snubbed him.
The whole thing is fucking disgusting
So sick and tired of the nasty sexism going on surrounding this issue... Corey Feldman came out like 8-9 years ago to tell you that it wasn't just little girls. And y'all snubbed him.
The whole thing is fucking disgusting
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Blue Maga sure makes it eazy to point them out 🤮
February 7, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Blue Maga sure makes it eazy to point them out 🤮
JUST. DO. IT. ✓
February 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
JUST. DO. IT. ✓
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Bill Clinton fighting back. I like it.
February 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Bill Clinton fighting back. I like it.
This what the president posted today 🙄
Its 2026, NOT 1956 😡
Guy deserves lead poisoning... HIGH SPEED LEAD POISONING 🤬
Its 2026, NOT 1956 😡
Guy deserves lead poisoning... HIGH SPEED LEAD POISONING 🤬
Gonna guess Clayton Kershaw and Blake Treinen will want to get to the Dodgers' White House visit even earlier now.
February 7, 2026 at 7:21 AM
This what the president posted today 🙄
Its 2026, NOT 1956 😡
Guy deserves lead poisoning... HIGH SPEED LEAD POISONING 🤬
Its 2026, NOT 1956 😡
Guy deserves lead poisoning... HIGH SPEED LEAD POISONING 🤬
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Gonna guess Clayton Kershaw and Blake Treinen will want to get to the Dodgers' White House visit even earlier now.
February 6, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Gonna guess Clayton Kershaw and Blake Treinen will want to get to the Dodgers' White House visit even earlier now.
The reason Nazis still exist today is because we didn't properly doxx them 75 years ago 😡🖕
February 7, 2026 at 6:12 AM
The reason Nazis still exist today is because we didn't properly doxx them 75 years ago 😡🖕
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Flashback to 2008 when John McCain shut down a racist line of questioning.
I miss this Republican Party.
I miss this Republican Party.
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Flashback to 2008 when John McCain shut down a racist line of questioning.
I miss this Republican Party.
I miss this Republican Party.
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Tell Mike Johnson and the other cowards in Congress who balked at Trump’s call to “nationalize” federal elections to say HELL NO:
Tell Congress: Stop Trump's move to take over state elections
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
February 6, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Tell Mike Johnson and the other cowards in Congress who balked at Trump’s call to “nationalize” federal elections to say HELL NO:
Hitler didn't kill himself either 🤷
Quit believing 75-year-old conspiracy theories that fly in the face of current facts... Pay attention to all the Nazi documents they've been finding in the basement of government buildings buried away in Argentina 🤨
Hitler had friends w/ in the allies 🤷
#FACTS
Quit believing 75-year-old conspiracy theories that fly in the face of current facts... Pay attention to all the Nazi documents they've been finding in the basement of government buildings buried away in Argentina 🤨
Hitler had friends w/ in the allies 🤷
#FACTS
February 7, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Hitler didn't kill himself either 🤷
Quit believing 75-year-old conspiracy theories that fly in the face of current facts... Pay attention to all the Nazi documents they've been finding in the basement of government buildings buried away in Argentina 🤨
Hitler had friends w/ in the allies 🤷
#FACTS
Quit believing 75-year-old conspiracy theories that fly in the face of current facts... Pay attention to all the Nazi documents they've been finding in the basement of government buildings buried away in Argentina 🤨
Hitler had friends w/ in the allies 🤷
#FACTS
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Big Oil's climate lies are fueling the insurance affordability crisis — and the costs are falling on disaster survivors and residents.
A new bill from @scottwiener.bsky.social aims to make Big Oil pay. "We can’t allow Californians, our residents, our small businesses, to be left holding the bag."
A new bill from @scottwiener.bsky.social aims to make Big Oil pay. "We can’t allow Californians, our residents, our small businesses, to be left holding the bag."
New bill aims to allow California AG to sue oil companies for disaster costs
“We can’t allow Californians, our residents, our small businesses, to be left holding the bag,” said the author of the measure.
www.fresnobee.com
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Big Oil's climate lies are fueling the insurance affordability crisis — and the costs are falling on disaster survivors and residents.
A new bill from @scottwiener.bsky.social aims to make Big Oil pay. "We can’t allow Californians, our residents, our small businesses, to be left holding the bag."
A new bill from @scottwiener.bsky.social aims to make Big Oil pay. "We can’t allow Californians, our residents, our small businesses, to be left holding the bag."
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Every word of this.
February 6, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Every word of this.
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Large batches of the Epstein files have been released in recent months, with some lawmakers criticizing the heavy or total redaction of several documents within them.
Congress Can Begin Viewing Unredacted Epstein Files Next Week, Report Says
Large batches of the Epstein files have been released in recent months, with some lawmakers criticizing the heavy or total redaction of several documents within them.
www.forbes.com
February 6, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Large batches of the Epstein files have been released in recent months, with some lawmakers criticizing the heavy or total redaction of several documents within them.
Wow!
Fuck #Shinedown
Why in the fuck were you even on that tour to begin with??🤨 Respectable rockers have been against this guy for about a decade now.
Pay attention long enough and people will eventually show you their #TrueColors 🤮
Fuck #Shinedown
Why in the fuck were you even on that tour to begin with??🤨 Respectable rockers have been against this guy for about a decade now.
Pay attention long enough and people will eventually show you their #TrueColors 🤮
Shinedown Drop Off Kid Rock’s Rock the Country Festival
"Our band's purpose is to unite, not divide."
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
"Our band's purpose is to unite, not divide."
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
Shinedown Drop Off Kid Rock's Rock the Country Festival
Shinedown have announced that they're dropping out of Kid Rock's Rock the Country Festival.
www.rollingstone.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Wow!
Fuck #Shinedown
Why in the fuck were you even on that tour to begin with??🤨 Respectable rockers have been against this guy for about a decade now.
Pay attention long enough and people will eventually show you their #TrueColors 🤮
Fuck #Shinedown
Why in the fuck were you even on that tour to begin with??🤨 Respectable rockers have been against this guy for about a decade now.
Pay attention long enough and people will eventually show you their #TrueColors 🤮
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ICE and Border Patrol are harming innocent animals now. This poor little dog isn’t even a 100-lb. dog like my dog that can do a lot of damage. ICE/Border Patrol probably shoot and kill the big dogs.
February 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
ICE and Border Patrol are harming innocent animals now. This poor little dog isn’t even a 100-lb. dog like my dog that can do a lot of damage. ICE/Border Patrol probably shoot and kill the big dogs.
THATS MY SENATOR ✊😈
FUCK ICE 🖕
FUCK ICE 🖕
If you value freedom and privacy, you should be against ICE weaponizing facial recognition tech to surveil us and terrorize our communities.
We need to get this tech out of Trump’s hands as he desperately tries to tighten his authoritarian grip.
We need to get this tech out of Trump’s hands as he desperately tries to tighten his authoritarian grip.
Merkley, Wyden Lead the Charge to Limit DHS’ Use of Facial Recognition Technology Amid Trump’s Rapidly Growing Surveillance State - Merkley
Washington, D.C. – Oregon’s U.S. Senators Jeff Merkley and Ron Wyden today announced they introduced the ICE Out of Our Faces Act. The bicameral legislation would rein in the use of facial recognition...
www.merkley.senate.gov
February 6, 2026 at 9:33 PM
THATS MY SENATOR ✊😈
FUCK ICE 🖕
FUCK ICE 🖕