andyzipp
@andyzipp.bsky.social
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100% dumb AF 100% of the time.
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At least no one has asked you for your “papers”.

Not yet anyway.
Can you see the Dodgers fans cheering en masse for an opponents injury?

That’s some Yankees bleacher bullshit.
You don’t cheer when a player gets injured, ever. Go touch grass.
Woo hit Springer, their garbage fans cheered when he was down, and booed when he tried to stand up.

Whatever good will the M’s may have had with me is gone.

Hope they get bounced out of Toronto.
Imagine that feeling. Hope so hard the Mariners get in the World Series.
Eugenio is EATING
It’s a good gamble but he’s got 120ish major league appearances under his belt.

The lab has its work cut out for it.
I’m assuming a weather delay until 7 or so. Hopefully better.
That career 1.44+ WHIP is a bit scary. The nearly 2.9 WHIP from 2025 is even scarier.
Just had a recruiter call me about a job in Camas, Washington.

Is that far enough away from war ravaged Portland? It looks pretty close on a map. But it’s hard to tell where the non-stop Antifa fires are from that.
AAAA guy? His MLB numbers…woof.
You’re a grown up. You can do what you want.
I mean, if there were a rule I’d like to start enforcing again it would be “stay in your seats until the half inning/inning is over.”
Didn’t Peter Navarro invent an economist and make up an economic study that’s at the root of Trump’s tariff obsession?

I think that would make him an expert on economics being “wrong”.
I would also add that people attending a live sporting event are actually getting off their couch and moving (from a parking lot/transit platform, around the concourse, up and down stairs, etc).
But they’re the party of free speech…
I think this qualifies as a deep cut.
Not to steal @houcounterplot.bsky.social’s deal, but no one has it harder than Astros fans.
Postseason best-of-7 series where road team won each of first 4 games:

2025 ALCS
2023 ALCS (all 7)
2019 WS (all 7)
1996 WS (1st 5)
1993 ALCS
1986 WS
1923 WS
1906 WS (1st 5)
Arozarena has made an entire career from the 2020 Postseason.
It's a 95.87% reduction.

I have a journalism degree specifically because I don't do math.

Only the best.
Dr Oz: "You'll notice, President Trump, these are discounted from $242 to $10. I don't know what the math is on that. We can't even calculate it. It's too high to calculate."
They got a roof. No HVAC, but they got a roof.
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Oh Leo trying to start a fire lmao
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
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Perhaps they should put more shoes on their heads?
South Park is still simply brilliant in their amount of “don’t give a fuck.”
There are some circles that think Luhnow pissed off Cole’s camp by publicly claiming negotiations/conversations were taking place during the Spring of 2019 when none were.

Having said that, Springer is the only one I know for sure wasn’t ever going to take an offer from Houston.
Oh, I don’t know. They have plenty of disdain for Houston every election cycle.