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100% dumb AF 100% of the time.
10 straight incomplete passes?

Impressive.

The Texans are being completely outplayed, outcoached, and outclassed.
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Why do we watch the Texans go brain dead every single week?
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I think Ersery is going to be a good tackle, but he commits boneheaded penalties at the worst possible time…
December 8, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Oh…the Chiefs are the “Heavyweight Champs”?

Someone should tell Philly.
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
It worked out, but maybe don’t give the refs the opportunity to guess their way into a roughing the kicker penalty next time?
December 8, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Finally? I mean, ok…I guess.
Jeff Kent is in the Hall of Fame.
Finally
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Is it really that hard to put a spy on Mahomes?
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Clearly I’m an idiot. Why wouldn’t you play A&M/Miami at 11 AM?

Who doesn’t want to watch Oregon/JMU in prime time?
Pretty sure we’ll get one of the two night games. Tulane/Ole Miss at 11am and JMU/Oregon likely 2:30.
December 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Is this a reference to F1 or a Star Wars prequel?
Lando clearly CHOSE to pass Yuki on the inside of the track. All I’m saying.
December 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Sorry Real World Sean, but I’m flying this morning to Seattle in an old hoodie, some joggers, and a baseball cap.

Despite all the potential tribulations my lack of fine dress presents, I am still managing to be civil.
December 7, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Motherfucker…that’s a participation trophy.
December 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
How many Flavortown Caliente Margaritas* can a person have**and still be let on a plane***?

*Only place that didn’t have a line in EWR, terminal A, so forgive my transgressions.

**I’m at 4.

***I have time to guzzle one more…
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Yes.

I had 5 fouls to give…
9a. Did you play basketball?

9b. If so, what was your position?
December 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hakeem Olajuwon now and forever.
5. Who is your favorite basketball player and why?
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
NBA: Rockets
NCAA: A&M, and I really want U of H to finally get a ship.
3. Who is your basketball team?
December 4, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Catching up on some news items...

When did Michael Dell get in bed with the fascists? Or has this always been him?
December 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I just bought my annual sub.

See you never, Fubo TV.
December 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Reposted by andyzipp
I lost my first friend to AIDS in 1984. At the time, the obit just called it pneumonia - but even my parents, in telling me the news, were questioning the truth. It took another 4 years for the Reagan administration to do anything about it.

So many people should still be with us.
December 1, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Winter only lasts 2-3 days around here, so wanted to make hay with some chicken and dumplings.
December 1, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Oklahoma is at 2.418/gallon.

No other state is below 2.567/gallon.
HASSETT: Gas prices dropped below $2 a gallon in a lot of places

CORDES: Gas prices on average are still at $3 a galloon

HASSETT: For a few states they got below $2
November 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Mark Kelly: "This president, when he says things like 'third world countries,' what is he really saying? I think what he's saying is he doesn't want brown people in our country. And that's disturbing. It's un-American."
November 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Is there some point where the massive amount of penalties the Texans draw going to get called what it is…a discipline problem?
November 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Why can’t the Texans run the ball? Talent or scheme?
November 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The reboot of “Lean On Me” is gonna hit hard.
November 29, 2025 at 7:42 PM