Timothy Malcolm
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To be fair it's a handful of songs in human history that are simultaneously as sweet, heartachingly sad and unflinchingly political.
Me to my kids: Guys, you know there are other songs out there than "Opalite" and "Golden."

[returns to office, fits on headphones, plays "Digging Your Scene" by the Blow Monkeys for the 31st time in the last 18 hours]
Please I would LOVE to write this film
Imagine that feeling. Hope so hard the Mariners get in the World Series.
Eugenio is EATING
Truly believe the Dodgers gamed the season, or at least the last three weeks. They realized they can coast in the wild card, and they positioned themselves to get the Phillies in the DS because the volitality of 5 and shortened staff favored them.
I caught them earlier on that tour. RHCP with Silverchair and The Rentals, aka I apparently saw Maya Rudolph in concert nearly 30 years ago.
Gave us bunting_pierre though
Juan Pierre was 6th on the 2012 Phillies in bWAR, outside of re-signing Rollins and signing Ranger Suarez as an international free agent on April 1 it was his best move of the 2011-2012 offseason.
Signing Juan Pierre is not just "for cause," but also *probable* cause.
One pack of sushi: still hungry

Two packs of sushi: gotta lie down for three hours
The crazy thing about Yamamoto's complete game is the assumption, if even slight, that "Oh it's fine, you won't HAVE to pitch again until the World Series. Go out there for the ninth."
If you break it down, one pitch thing, one hit thing and one field thing, yes.
I know I'm being VERY biased but I feel like we're going to look back at the whole thing in three weeks and go, HUH, Dodgers and Phillies were the top two teams in baseball by a considerable margin.
As is now an annual custom, watching later MLB playoff series is just making me more angry that the Phillies didn't do like three very small things differently.
Well hey, this year's NLCS went four games and was also one of the NLDS series. Oh well!
Enjoying a beverage at my favorite bar in the world
Look my buddies and I were at the Eagles game and got sick third-row seats, so definitely blame me for everything last night
Terrible (which team you ask?)
What a fun Philadelphia night huh?
On a Hudson Line train bound for Grand Central Station. In other words: perfect.
Great … now I have a Phillies game to care about tomorrow along with the Eagles 😂
I have no idea what’s happening but Rob Thomson has got to gooooooooooooo
So many people in the thread don’t understand this.

Me:

- mayonnaise on american cheese
- mayonnaise on ritz crackers
- ridged potato chip crumbles on ice cream
- white rice fried with tuna and shredded cheese
- pasta in meat sauce with a dollop of mayo
- ramen with hot sauce and cheese
The bunt. The bunt. The bunt. The bunt. The bunt.