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Mike Branom
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"(I)nterestingly is not a meteorologist and lives in Los Angeles..." - Washington Post. Independent writer/editor for clients including the WaPo, USC, SoCal News Group/Pasadena Star-News, City of WeHo. Rafter of atmospheric rivers. mikebranom.com
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 3h
Signing Juan Pierre is not just "for cause," but also *probable* cause.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 6h
New slogan for an MLB team trotting out a spring roster of rookies and retreads after dumping anyone good at last season's trade deadline:

"These kids can play!"
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 16h
That's clevil.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 16h
"Is the big woman here?"
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 16h
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qrr...
Timbuk 3 - The Future's So Bright
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 16h
It's all good - we're wearing sunglasses.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 17h
Man's first landing on the Sun.
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doctober @docseuss.bsky.social · 1d
lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 18h
Sy, no great achievement required no sacrifice.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 18h
Gonna be wild watching the Dodgers eschew bullpen games in the postseason for complete games like they're the '66 Orioles.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 18h
We've moved!

Srsly, you don't know?!

I'll PM you – if that's a thing here on this butterfly site.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 19h
Drop on by! We'd love to see you again!
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 19h
BUT *DO* YOU?!?!

(Yeah, it does kill the element of surprise.)
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 19h
(golf clap)

Nicely done.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 19h
I should call your bluff by unfollowing you then re-following.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 19h
Sure, but what *kind* of cheese?
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 23h
That's exactly how I described the feeling: heartening.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 23h
Crunch absolutely saved Raisin Bran. Before that, RB was old folks' food.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 23h
Leaving many investors with empty... hands.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 1d
Video compression, too.

I have a friend who works in the adult industry. As he says, "Technology moves at the speed of porn."
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 1d
Fab Five Freddie told me everybody's fly...
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 1d
From your lips...
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 1d
Lost in the tumult: Priester wasn't fooling ANYONE that inning.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 1d
A first inning with six swings+misses?

That'll play, Mr. Snell.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
Big "It's payday, so time for scratchers!" energy.
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Mike Branom @mikebranom.com · 2d
Might be an adrenaline win.