Slartibartfastagrajag
@slartybartphast.bsky.social
Metalhead 🎸,Montana Eagle Scout 🏔️🌄, Social Worker, Dad.
Anti-MAGA 🚫
Anti-Trump 🚫
Anti-GOP 🚫
4th cousin of Lincoln 🇺🇲 and 3rd cousin of Doc Holliday🔫
Anti-MAGA 🚫
Anti-Trump 🚫
Anti-GOP 🚫
4th cousin of Lincoln 🇺🇲 and 3rd cousin of Doc Holliday🔫
Pinned
Rescue Rohwen's Ride - A New Hope for Mobility
🚗💔 Last week, as I was driving to pick Rohwen up from his school, our old minivan sputtered and shuddered to a halt. It's like that car knew it couldn’t ke...
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If you can find it in your heart or your budget, please help our family!!
Without SNAP benefits we've used most of our cash for food this month!
When it rains it pours, am I right?? 🤷
Anything helps!!
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Without SNAP benefits we've used most of our cash for food this month!
When it rains it pours, am I right?? 🤷
Anything helps!!
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The President of the United States is a focking Idiot.
November 22, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The President of the United States is a focking Idiot.
I am NOT "vote blue no matter who".
Why?? Lieberman, Manchin, Fetterman🤨 purple 🟣 is NOT blue 🔵
It's almost like at the end of the day, policy still matters.
The friend of a Nazi... is just another Nazi ✊
Why?? Lieberman, Manchin, Fetterman🤨 purple 🟣 is NOT blue 🔵
It's almost like at the end of the day, policy still matters.
The friend of a Nazi... is just another Nazi ✊
November 22, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I am NOT "vote blue no matter who".
Why?? Lieberman, Manchin, Fetterman🤨 purple 🟣 is NOT blue 🔵
It's almost like at the end of the day, policy still matters.
The friend of a Nazi... is just another Nazi ✊
Why?? Lieberman, Manchin, Fetterman🤨 purple 🟣 is NOT blue 🔵
It's almost like at the end of the day, policy still matters.
The friend of a Nazi... is just another Nazi ✊
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Oh shut the fuck up 🙄
The only thing you're proving here is that you're willing to throw children under the fucking bus for your political opinions.
You sound like Blue Maga 🤨🖕
JAIL THE PEDOPHILES, EVERY LAST ONE!!!
The only thing you're proving here is that you're willing to throw children under the fucking bus for your political opinions.
You sound like Blue Maga 🤨🖕
JAIL THE PEDOPHILES, EVERY LAST ONE!!!
November 22, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Oh shut the fuck up 🙄
The only thing you're proving here is that you're willing to throw children under the fucking bus for your political opinions.
You sound like Blue Maga 🤨🖕
JAIL THE PEDOPHILES, EVERY LAST ONE!!!
The only thing you're proving here is that you're willing to throw children under the fucking bus for your political opinions.
You sound like Blue Maga 🤨🖕
JAIL THE PEDOPHILES, EVERY LAST ONE!!!
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If Hamas, Lebanon or Hezbollah attacked Israel once, all of western media would scream about ceasefire violations.
But when Israel does it everyday, you don't hear about it.
Much of the media abuses your trust, that's why independent media is growing.
But when Israel does it everyday, you don't hear about it.
Much of the media abuses your trust, that's why independent media is growing.
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If Hamas, Lebanon or Hezbollah attacked Israel once, all of western media would scream about ceasefire violations.
But when Israel does it everyday, you don't hear about it.
Much of the media abuses your trust, that's why independent media is growing.
But when Israel does it everyday, you don't hear about it.
Much of the media abuses your trust, that's why independent media is growing.
Fucking Idiots🙄
Yall sooo mad about your micro peen that your gonna mess around with the profession of nursing??
Fuck Trump
Fuck MAGA
Yall are just trash 🖕
www.statesman.com/news/article...
Yall sooo mad about your micro peen that your gonna mess around with the profession of nursing??
Fuck Trump
Fuck MAGA
Yall are just trash 🖕
www.statesman.com/news/article...
Department of Education says nursing is no longer a professional degree
The education department no longer considers nursing as a professional degree program, which can weaken funding for students wanting to enter the health care field.
www.statesman.com
November 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Fucking Idiots🙄
Yall sooo mad about your micro peen that your gonna mess around with the profession of nursing??
Fuck Trump
Fuck MAGA
Yall are just trash 🖕
www.statesman.com/news/article...
Yall sooo mad about your micro peen that your gonna mess around with the profession of nursing??
Fuck Trump
Fuck MAGA
Yall are just trash 🖕
www.statesman.com/news/article...
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Fuck Netanyahu. Fuck Trump. Fuck MBS and fuck Putin
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Fuck Netanyahu. Fuck Trump. Fuck MBS and fuck Putin
Bullshit 🙄
Its a SCAM
We passed the PONR on the climate 10-15 years ago.
We need to start planning infrastructure for our species to survive the coming ice age.
🤷
It is what it is.
Its a SCAM
We passed the PONR on the climate 10-15 years ago.
We need to start planning infrastructure for our species to survive the coming ice age.
🤷
It is what it is.
“We need to start, now, to reduce CO2 emissions from fossil-fuels, by at least 5% per year. This must happen in order to have a chance to avoid unmanageable & extremely costly climate impacts affecting all people in the world.” PIKs J. Rockström @theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Cop30: Scientists warn countries must act decisively to protect people and life or risk ‘suffering for billions’ – as it happened
As president Lula tries to find common ground between negotiating countries, planetary scientists say emissions must be urgently cut
www.theguardian.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Bullshit 🙄
Its a SCAM
We passed the PONR on the climate 10-15 years ago.
We need to start planning infrastructure for our species to survive the coming ice age.
🤷
It is what it is.
Its a SCAM
We passed the PONR on the climate 10-15 years ago.
We need to start planning infrastructure for our species to survive the coming ice age.
🤷
It is what it is.
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After doing everything they could to block release of the Epstein files, Republicans don't suddenly get to claim to value justice or accountability just because Trump wants to engineer a thin patina of false innocence. We know what's going on, we're keeping score, and we won't forget.
November 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
After doing everything they could to block release of the Epstein files, Republicans don't suddenly get to claim to value justice or accountability just because Trump wants to engineer a thin patina of false innocence. We know what's going on, we're keeping score, and we won't forget.
"The past decade has been a gloomy lesson in how limited a proportion of men actually see women as equal human beings..."
www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...
www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...
President Piggy
This is what consequence-free misogyny looks like.
www.theatlantic.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
"The past decade has been a gloomy lesson in how limited a proportion of men actually see women as equal human beings..."
www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...
www.theatlantic.com/culture/2025...
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ICE agents don’t view themselves as bound by law, and we have neither democracy nor law if they never face justice and accountability.
November 21, 2025 at 1:50 PM
ICE agents don’t view themselves as bound by law, and we have neither democracy nor law if they never face justice and accountability.
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Despicable
open.substack.com/pub/steady/p...
Great read from Dan Rather:
"...The very existence of a free press is a threat to this president’s modus operandi, which is to govern by lying. Why would he want people around him who ask for facts and truthful answers?..."
#BlueCrew #MisogynistInChief
open.substack.com/pub/steady/p...
Great read from Dan Rather:
"...The very existence of a free press is a threat to this president’s modus operandi, which is to govern by lying. Why would he want people around him who ask for facts and truthful answers?..."
#BlueCrew #MisogynistInChief
Despicable
The bully-in-chief is targeting women in the White House press corps
open.substack.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Despicable
open.substack.com/pub/steady/p...
Great read from Dan Rather:
"...The very existence of a free press is a threat to this president’s modus operandi, which is to govern by lying. Why would he want people around him who ask for facts and truthful answers?..."
#BlueCrew #MisogynistInChief
open.substack.com/pub/steady/p...
Great read from Dan Rather:
"...The very existence of a free press is a threat to this president’s modus operandi, which is to govern by lying. Why would he want people around him who ask for facts and truthful answers?..."
#BlueCrew #MisogynistInChief
Fuck Miss Piggy Too 🖕
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Fuck Miss Piggy Too 🖕
Yep 🙄 most of the country who knew the law said that on day one 🤷
Military folks apparently don't know their ass from a hole in the ground otherwise there would have been no deployment at all 🤔
Military folks apparently don't know their ass from a hole in the ground otherwise there would have been no deployment at all 🤔
About 2,300 National Guard troops were stationed in the capital as of last month as part of a patrol and “beautification” effort.
Judge Says Trump’s National Guard Deployment In Washington, D.C., Was Illegal
About 2,300 National Guard troops were stationed in the capital as of last month as part of a patrol and “beautification” effort.
www.forbes.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Yep 🙄 most of the country who knew the law said that on day one 🤷
Military folks apparently don't know their ass from a hole in the ground otherwise there would have been no deployment at all 🤔
Military folks apparently don't know their ass from a hole in the ground otherwise there would have been no deployment at all 🤔
8-year-old, 15-year-old... It's all horseshit... Can a 15-year-old get a credit card, can a 15 year old buy property, can a 15 year old buy a car... Okay so y'all fucking understand what the fuck we're actually talking about here with regards to age, shut the fuck up and stop acting like YOU'RE 15😡
November 20, 2025 at 7:07 PM
8-year-old, 15-year-old... It's all horseshit... Can a 15-year-old get a credit card, can a 15 year old buy property, can a 15 year old buy a car... Okay so y'all fucking understand what the fuck we're actually talking about here with regards to age, shut the fuck up and stop acting like YOU'RE 15😡
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Hi I'm raising money to survive. Due to a banking error all of my savings were stripped from me. To make matters worse I am both mid move and in between jobs. So I do not have a stable roof over my head or any income currently but I'm working on that. Thank you!
Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Hi I'm raising money to survive. Due to a banking error all of my savings were stripped from me. To make matters worse I am both mid move and in between jobs. So I do not have a stable roof over my head or any income currently but I'm working on that. Thank you!
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Dont really wanna do another cashapp loan but i need to buy necessities this week. Please donate and send to your rich friends so i dont have to go in debt for food, and meds. 💕💸
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November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Goal is $600. Please donate if you can + boost by reposting + quoting with kind words! Thank you!
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Goal is $600. Please donate if you can + boost by reposting + quoting with kind words! Thank you!
• PP: paypal.me/chemoni
• CA: cash.app/$xCheMoni
November 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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[I'm only short, like $175 now, but my phone won't hold a charge, so I can't attend to this all day. 😫😫]
Also, Happy ELECTION DAY!!!!!
Perfect weather for voting, my babies!!! #Zohran2025
#mutualaid
#disability
#SNAP
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Also, Happy ELECTION DAY!!!!!
Perfect weather for voting, my babies!!! #Zohran2025
#mutualaid
#disability
#SNAP
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November 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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For @msn99.bsky.social who has had NO MOVEMENT!!
They started their job but needs some assistance for getting their car and travel!!
V/$app/kofi: MSN99
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They started their job but needs some assistance for getting their car and travel!!
V/$app/kofi: MSN99
bsky.app/profile/msn9...
No food, $200 away from getting my car out the shop, there’s no pub transit anywhere near my job, and these ride prices are kicking my ass so I end up waiting 15-20 mins extra for prices to go down
Anything helps!
C/V/Kofi: MSN99
Anything helps!
C/V/Kofi: MSN99
November 17, 2025 at 5:06 PM
For @msn99.bsky.social who has had NO MOVEMENT!!
They started their job but needs some assistance for getting their car and travel!!
V/$app/kofi: MSN99
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They started their job but needs some assistance for getting their car and travel!!
V/$app/kofi: MSN99
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For @permanentalien.blacksky.app 💕💸
C - $permanentalien
V - $permanentalien
PP - @AlyssumBorges
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V - $permanentalien
PP - @AlyssumBorges
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November 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
For @permanentalien.blacksky.app 💕💸
C - $permanentalien
V - $permanentalien
PP - @AlyssumBorges
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C - $permanentalien
V - $permanentalien
PP - @AlyssumBorges
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I wonder which right wing influencer the regime is gonna murk this time to distract from the Epstein files release.
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I wonder which right wing influencer the regime is gonna murk this time to distract from the Epstein files release.
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When we say "Release the Epstein files," we mean the unredacted version.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
When we say "Release the Epstein files," we mean the unredacted version.
