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Reality TV | Cats | Art
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David Genat you should go on the challenge next 💖
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
David Genat you should go on the challenge next 💖
Saw this coming.
Deal or No Deal Island has officially been canceled at NBC.
December 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Saw this coming.
I stg if my coworkers take a sick day today when I decided to be brave and come in I’ll be annoyed.
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
I stg if my coworkers take a sick day today when I decided to be brave and come in I’ll be annoyed.
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Back at work in December vibes
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Back at work in December vibes
When you grab a tissue somewhere and it's a surprise lotion tissue and suddenly your nostrils are lubed up without you consent 😔
November 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
When you grab a tissue somewhere and it's a surprise lotion tissue and suddenly your nostrils are lubed up without you consent 😔
Cali "bagels" piss me off so bad. Call me a pretentious NYer all you want I am not eating your soggy circular bread!
November 30, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Cali "bagels" piss me off so bad. Call me a pretentious NYer all you want I am not eating your soggy circular bread!
Whoever invented those coil stoves has never cooked a day in their life - those things SUCK omg.
November 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Whoever invented those coil stoves has never cooked a day in their life - those things SUCK omg.
Rewatching #HeatedRivarly with husband later today, I love being gay.
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Rewatching #HeatedRivarly with husband later today, I love being gay.
Okay not enough of you are lusting for Ilya Rozanov, I needed to join this fandom to even the playing field #HeatedRivarly #ILoveToxicMen
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Okay not enough of you are lusting for Ilya Rozanov, I needed to join this fandom to even the playing field #HeatedRivarly #ILoveToxicMen
I am imprisoned by this fucking parking lot show 😭
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I am imprisoned by this fucking parking lot show 😭
When they're a big circle for you but you're not even a little circle for them </3
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
When they're a big circle for you but you're not even a little circle for them </3
I don't respect people who hate chocolate, sorry.
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I don't respect people who hate chocolate, sorry.
9 times out of 10 when I’m trying to select the optimal FB mom gif I’m met with this 😐
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
9 times out of 10 when I’m trying to select the optimal FB mom gif I’m met with this 😐
My friend just said:
“Most things need to me chopped and cooked before they are served and ate”
I’ve ever heard such a profound quote before.
“Most things need to me chopped and cooked before they are served and ate”
I’ve ever heard such a profound quote before.
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My friend just said:
“Most things need to me chopped and cooked before they are served and ate”
I’ve ever heard such a profound quote before.
“Most things need to me chopped and cooked before they are served and ate”
I’ve ever heard such a profound quote before.
Happy hike the price up 20% and put the same item on a 20% "sale" day 😍
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Happy hike the price up 20% and put the same item on a 20% "sale" day 😍
Legendary Youtube recommended pull.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Legendary Youtube recommended pull.
Today I am thankful I was not raised in a Turkey Trot family.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Today I am thankful I was not raised in a Turkey Trot family.
Costco is like a battlefield this week 😭 #isurvived
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Costco is like a battlefield this week 😭 #isurvived
My cat looks at me crazy if I ever try to feed her just plain chicken/fish but she goes feral whenever I’m eating peanut butter or popcorn 😭
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My cat looks at me crazy if I ever try to feed her just plain chicken/fish but she goes feral whenever I’m eating peanut butter or popcorn 😭
Someone else styled those curls.
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Someone else styled those curls.
I’ve seen way too much Kelley content this week.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’ve seen way too much Kelley content this week.