Simon 👽
@simonribbits.bsky.social
He/Him 🏳️🌈
Reality TV | Cats | Art
Reality TV | Cats | Art
I am imprisoned by this fucking parking lot show 😭
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I am imprisoned by this fucking parking lot show 😭
okay finally found the site and...did I just out-vorgan squirtle 😏
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
okay finally found the site and...did I just out-vorgan squirtle 😏
9 times out of 10 when I’m trying to select the optimal FB mom gif I’m met with this 😐
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
9 times out of 10 when I’m trying to select the optimal FB mom gif I’m met with this 😐
Legendary Youtube recommended pull.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Legendary Youtube recommended pull.
Send me the shipping info!
Final result:
Final result:
November 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Send me the shipping info!
Final result:
Final result:
Genuinely not trying to be rude but why was my first thought that he was the host from the hunger games… #thetraitors #thetraitorsus
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Genuinely not trying to be rude but why was my first thought that he was the host from the hunger games… #thetraitors #thetraitorsus
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
@hannahynez.bsky.social pretty sure someone also is targeting you
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
@hannahynez.bsky.social pretty sure someone also is targeting you
Customer support person just asked me about my "wife"
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Customer support person just asked me about my "wife"
it's not about formality, just comfort for me!
My airpot fit vibes:
My airpot fit vibes:
October 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
it's not about formality, just comfort for me!
My airpot fit vibes:
My airpot fit vibes:
I go back and fourth! 😭
but trust me this almond milk is lowkey life changing
but trust me this almond milk is lowkey life changing
October 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I go back and fourth! 😭
but trust me this almond milk is lowkey life changing
but trust me this almond milk is lowkey life changing
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILA
October 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MILA
cue the conspiracy music
October 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
cue the conspiracy music
someone help, princess is not pleased
October 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
someone help, princess is not pleased
Like this man def made an alt account to ask this question so he can announce he spoke to Vince. Corny behavior from Zach Cornball. #BB27
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Like this man def made an alt account to ask this question so he can announce he spoke to Vince. Corny behavior from Zach Cornball. #BB27