Simon 👽
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Reality TV | Cats | Art
Reality TV | Cats | Art
Okay not enough of you are lusting for Ilya Rozanov, I needed to join this fandom to even the playing field #HeatedRivarly #ILoveToxicMen
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Okay not enough of you are lusting for Ilya Rozanov, I needed to join this fandom to even the playing field #HeatedRivarly #ILoveToxicMen
I am imprisoned by this fucking parking lot show 😭
November 30, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I am imprisoned by this fucking parking lot show 😭
When they're a big circle for you but you're not even a little circle for them </3
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
When they're a big circle for you but you're not even a little circle for them </3
I don't respect people who hate chocolate, sorry.
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I don't respect people who hate chocolate, sorry.
9 times out of 10 when I’m trying to select the optimal FB mom gif I’m met with this 😐
November 28, 2025 at 10:24 PM
9 times out of 10 when I’m trying to select the optimal FB mom gif I’m met with this 😐
My friend just said:
“Most things need to me chopped and cooked before they are served and ate”
I’ve ever heard such a profound quote before.
“Most things need to me chopped and cooked before they are served and ate”
I’ve ever heard such a profound quote before.
November 28, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My friend just said:
“Most things need to me chopped and cooked before they are served and ate”
I’ve ever heard such a profound quote before.
“Most things need to me chopped and cooked before they are served and ate”
I’ve ever heard such a profound quote before.
Happy hike the price up 20% and put the same item on a 20% "sale" day 😍
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Happy hike the price up 20% and put the same item on a 20% "sale" day 😍
Legendary Youtube recommended pull.
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Legendary Youtube recommended pull.
Today I am thankful I was not raised in a Turkey Trot family.
November 27, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Today I am thankful I was not raised in a Turkey Trot family.
Costco is like a battlefield this week 😭 #isurvived
November 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Costco is like a battlefield this week 😭 #isurvived
My cat looks at me crazy if I ever try to feed her just plain chicken/fish but she goes feral whenever I’m eating peanut butter or popcorn 😭
November 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
My cat looks at me crazy if I ever try to feed her just plain chicken/fish but she goes feral whenever I’m eating peanut butter or popcorn 😭
Someone else styled those curls.
November 23, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Someone else styled those curls.
I’ve seen way too much Kelley content this week.
November 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I’ve seen way too much Kelley content this week.
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“It’s so dry!!!” Like 1. You’re making it wrong then or 2. Put that shit in mashed potatoes or gravy!!!
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
“It’s so dry!!!” Like 1. You’re making it wrong then or 2. Put that shit in mashed potatoes or gravy!!!
Idgaf what the masses say. Turkey is elite, one of the best proteins out there actually.
November 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Idgaf what the masses say. Turkey is elite, one of the best proteins out there actually.
The sun setting before the work day ends is literally criminal.
November 21, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The sun setting before the work day ends is literally criminal.
Very bold that they expect us to be thankful around this time when then sun is literally setting at 4pm.
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Very bold that they expect us to be thankful around this time when then sun is literally setting at 4pm.
I find it insane when people are like “my 27 month old”… like mam, that’s a 2 year old…
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I find it insane when people are like “my 27 month old”… like mam, that’s a 2 year old…
Thanksgiving food, get behind me!
November 21, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Thanksgiving food, get behind me!
Should I make pancakes? Or be lazy and eat a protein bar…
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Should I make pancakes? Or be lazy and eat a protein bar…
This is a 🚫 bookmark free zone 🚫
If you want to refer back to my posts, work up the nerve to 💜like💜 them and check your likes tab later. Don’t be a coward.
If you want to refer back to my posts, work up the nerve to 💜like💜 them and check your likes tab later. Don’t be a coward.
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
This is a 🚫 bookmark free zone 🚫
If you want to refer back to my posts, work up the nerve to 💜like💜 them and check your likes tab later. Don’t be a coward.
If you want to refer back to my posts, work up the nerve to 💜like💜 them and check your likes tab later. Don’t be a coward.
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