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👁🌻🦊⚙️⚓ Bob, Engineer, Pusher of Paper @navmecheng.bsky.social · 12d

> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis

Soldiers at the Bass Pro Shops pyramid in Memphis, TN.

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nathorz @nathorz.bsky.social · 27d

The Sounds of Vinny Vinesauce #animation

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次郎 @batten12.bsky.social · 25d

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Vanilla's Wife @lopunny.bsky.social · 26d

Many oomfs would fold

A picture of a cardboard box reading "300 LB SHORT STACK DEER"

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sidewalkcake: on the ground, but still edible @sidewalkcake.bsky.social · 22d

Yeah I eat at Gearom Maid Cafe every day. I'm gonna get my punch card filled to get the Factorio Special. @gearomatic.bsky.social

A digital drawing of an anime girl who works at a maid cafe. Her cafe uniform is a mishmash of a hot dog costume for halloween along with a stereotyped french maid costume. The hot dog portion of the costume features ketchup and mustard. She is holding a lighter. She stands in front of the viewer of the image while the viewer is of the perspective of sitting at a table. The girl is also kindly saying to the viewer "Here is your Matcha Cig Frog with a freshly lit cigarette! Thank you for dining at Gearom Maid Cafe" in a sing songy voice. On the table, a neon green frog mold sits on a plate. The frog supposedly is a matcha flavored cigarette frog. There is a lit cigarette in it's mouth.

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Bayleigh @gr8blee.bsky.social · Sep 16

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sidewalkcake: on the ground, but still edible @sidewalkcake.bsky.social · Sep 16

Gartic phone is great, I love drawing @gearomatic.bsky.social getting eaten by his cats.

Gartic Phone screenshot of a drawing prompt by _WhyNotThis saying "GEAR FUCKING DIES"

My hastily drawing of Gear doing the family guy death pose while Bert and Ernie examine and seem interested in eating Gear's dead body

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sidewalkcake: on the ground, but still edible @sidewalkcake.bsky.social · Sep 6

🙇🏼‍♀️ thank you for the compliment

sidewalkcake: on the ground, but still edible @sidewalkcake.bsky.social · Sep 6

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Ashcan @ashcan.bsky.social · Sep 5

losing my shit at tom clancy's daughter immediately setting this to her banner after seeing it

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🎃 Spooky Chip bitney 🎃 @fragboner.bsky.social · Sep 5

WOAHHHH NOW 😰

Heckin scary guy HUGE HEALTH BAR
UNDER A READY TO DESTROY ORANGE KITTY

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sidewalkcake: on the ground, but still edible @sidewalkcake.bsky.social · Sep 6

Inspired by @gearomatic.bsky.social 's new cigfrog emote on his channel and in the discord. Sometimes it's been a long day and you need a frog to smoke a cigarette for you.

A digital drawing of a frog with a cigarette near its mouth in the hands of a human. The frog is also dressed as Goro Majima from the Yakuza/Like A Dragon video game franchise.

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spooky sigur 🎃 @phantasma.darkwo.ke · Aug 28

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sidewalkcake: on the ground, but still edible @sidewalkcake.bsky.social · Aug 28

Never buy body wash from the fae.
Here's a silly comic while I work on the big one. #oc #comic #procreate

A digitally drawn 4 panel comic strip. The first panel starts with Romek looking at a bottle of body wash that claims to give visibility radiant skin with use. The second panel is Romek in the shower, using the body wash. The third panel is Romek leaving the bathroom after washing. The fourth panel is of Romek in bed, now with extremely radiant skin and unable to sleep due to the massive amount of light coming off of his skin. He seems annoyed.

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lacey, infested with bears @byelacey.bsky.social · Aug 27

my dog won't stop FRACKING he spends all of his free time FRACKING

skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · Aug 26

climate propaganda machine go brrrrrr

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sidewalkcake: on the ground, but still edible @sidewalkcake.bsky.social · Aug 2

Happy yaoi day to me and the people I rotate in my head. Here's an older phone doodle lol. #yaoiday

A drawing of Romek and Franek looking neutrally at two marketable plushes in front of them that look like them.

A drawing of Romek and Franek. Romek has now picked up the two plushies and is now moving them to imply the dolls are having sex. Romek is pretty amused. Franek is annoyed but blushing.

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hay @hazey708.bsky.social · Jun 30

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Bayleigh @gr8blee.bsky.social · Jul 2

One of his fav lounging positions

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Foone @foone.bsky.social · Jul 2

We all like to joke about July being "Gay Wrath Month" but it's actually Disability Pride Month, so have the Disability Pride Flag from VGAPride and my AST Premmia LX MS-DOS machine

A beige desktop with a CRT, showing the Disability pride flag

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Unseen Japan @unseenjapan.com · May 4

The best time to ditch Duolingo was yesterday. The second-best time is today, especially since the company is tripling down on AI slop. We laid out a game plan for how to offload the owl and become fluent in Japanese below:

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#japanese

How to Ditch Duolingo and Actually Learn Japanese - Unseen Japan

Want an alternative to Duolingo now that they're firing workers and resorting to AI slop? Here's a much better way to study Japanese.

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sidewalkcake: on the ground, but still edible @sidewalkcake.bsky.social · Jul 6

I'm creating a demand for a Gear Labubu to expand your brand and increase awareness.

sidewalkcake: on the ground, but still edible @sidewalkcake.bsky.social · Jul 6

My 24 karat @gearomatic.bsky.social labooboo . One of the more cursed things I've drawn in a minute. 🤓

A solid gold Labubu that supposedly bears a resemblance to Gearomatic. It depends on the viewer.

A normal Labubu perhaps. It does not look like the typical Labubu in terms of expression.

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sidewalkcake: on the ground, but still edible @sidewalkcake.bsky.social · May 28

In honor of Majima smoking 10,000 cigarettes at 2x speed on @gearomatic.bsky.social 's BRB for the stream the other day.

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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · May 21

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sidewalkcake: on the ground, but still edible @sidewalkcake.bsky.social · May 27

I love @greatzott.bsky.social metal detecting streams!!! Funny idea I had a while ago while watching a stream. I'm not good at drawing my internet streamers lol.

I know Zott carries more gear for metal detecting, but maybe Magneto can help him out somehow. 🤔

GreatZott explains his metal detector to Magneto who is actively listening as the two of them stand in a field.

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