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Shroom Jester

@shroomjester.bsky.social

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MNDI. The tamest 🔞He/Him 23. Bisexual Pokémon / Pokemon Go Undertale / Deltarune Skyrim Fallout 4 Fear and Hunger 1 & 2 Stardew Valley Vampire the Masquerade Hunter the Parenting Norfolk Wizard Game I am pro good things and anti bad things

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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 20h

RIP aborted Gen Z y’all would have loved depression

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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 20h

Damn o7 to all those who never had the chance to enter this shit economy and work force.

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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 20h

ABORTED GF
“I'm not real.”
“Hasn't even formed genitalia, and you're still forcing gender norms onto me.”
“This is a strange cross between necrophilia and pedophilia.”
“Might've become a serial killer.”

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David Gallows @davidgallows.bsky.social · 16d

2 monocles?! he's making a spectacle of himself 😂

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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 1d

This could but you won’t put on the mouse costume

White Woman Grab Cancel @cobaltspread.bsky.social · 2d

thank god i found this

Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 2d

A setite would send a snake to wrap itself around your balls

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My Voice, My Choice @myvoicemychoice.bsky.social · 3d

Let them est cake?

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Tim L @apollo18.bsky.social · 6d

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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 6d

Does your pocket have plenty of room, I don’t want them to be hurt

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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 6d

Put that fey creature down

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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 8d

Wow

a close up of a cartoon pikachu with its mouth open and arms outstretched .

Alt: Pikachu excitedly clapping

media.tenor.com

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Mystery @mysteryratedr.bsky.social · 8d

what if mizrak and olrox danced in their fights too lol
#castlevanianocturne

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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 8d

Wow what luck, I haven’t had to spend a dime when using the public transport

Oh it free transit day

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Senator Chris Larson @senchrislarson.bsky.social · 9d

ICE is stockpiling arms, including chemical weapons, guided missile warheads and explosive components. The spending dwarfs anything we've ever seen in the agency - a 700% increase.

The President is building an army to attack his own country.

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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 9d

Baby

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Grudgie the Whale @grudgie.bsky.social · 9d

Once you realize the NYT is trying to help him you can’t stop seeing it

Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 9d

It was an unrealistic promise, not a lie!

Facade of White House's East Wing Is Torn Down to Make Way for Trump's
Ballroom
President Trump had pledged that construction wouldn't "interfere with the current building," a promise that seemed unrealistic given the scale of the plans.
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hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · 9d

Imagine the worlds reaction if hamas had returned remains of israeli hostages with missing fingers and toes, in shackles, with bullets in head and chest and multiple signs of torture

At least 135 mutilated bodies of Palestinians had been held at notorious Israeli jail, say Gaza officials

Documents indicate they came from Sde Teiman, which already faces allegations of torture and unlawful deaths

www.theguardian.com

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Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · 9d

Just so we're clear, they're proposing a tax on speech.

www.goerie.com/story/news/p...

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Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 9d

“We have no money so we need to shut down”

“Anyway let start plans on that ballroom”

Jonathan Edwards @jonathanreports.bsky.social · 10d

Scoop: Trump has started demolishing the White House's East Wing facade to build his ballroom. The president had claimed construction of the $250 million building wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure. /W @ddiamond.bsky.social wapo.st/4hqBNiU

White House begins demolishing East Wing facade to build Trump’s ballroom

The president had claimed construction of the $250 million ballroom wouldn’t ‘interfere’ with the existing White House structure.

wapo.st

Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 9d

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 10d

Yeah the Oval Office look like the designer walked through the doorknob section at Home Depot and thought that it was the peak artistry

This ballroom is going to look like shit

Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 10d

Reverse cockolding is just a pornified way of referring to a cuckqueen

Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 10d

Imagine Elise searching her whole damn life for a fairy and then one just shows up and the housekeeper, her friend’s dad, and friend’s fiancée yell it off

Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 10d

Initial D

Initial D…

Gasp

THE WILL OF D.!

Shroom Jester @shroomjester.bsky.social · 11d

Have you all forgotten the Pokémon Fanatic

A child in a white shirt wearing a slowbro mascot bottom, gloves, and head. They are called the Pokémon Fanatic

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