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Shechemist
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Not a chemist anymore.

Pokémon Go, hiking, and being petty.
She/her/mooooooooooooom
Duck breast prosciutto is now out of the salt cure and is hanging in cheese cloth to age in my garage ‘frig. First batch of duck confit is in the oven. Pie crusts are made, and chilling in the fridge till Wednesday night.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Dick Cheney dies and the FBI releases the Bigfoot file. Coincidence?
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Anything to distract, amirite

www.popularmechanics.com/science/anim...
The FBI Released Bigfoot’s Official File
Take a peek inside the Bureau’s investigation into Sasquatch.
www.popularmechanics.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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JD Vance claims that diversity weakens unions, as people end up distrusting each other and not organizing.

Let me tell you two menswear stories related to this claim. 🧵
November 25, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Boi got a 15.9 pound turkey for the two of us.

Leftovers. I know. Leftovers

I might make red chili turkey tamales or mole turkey tamales.
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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RFK Jr. Denies Ever Laying Eggs In Olivia Nuzzi https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-denies-ever-laying-eggs-in-olivia-nuzzi/
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Monday here is rainy and cold.

Connections
Puzzle #897
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November 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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Pssst: The real “War on Christmas” is Trump’s tariffs.🎄 🎅

www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/no...
November 23, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Happy Sunday. It is foggy and chilly again this morning. I can’t even see the mountain out back.
November 23, 2025 at 3:57 PM
So this week I directed *3* people to go the ER. Banner week. (Not really, but at least when I tell someone to go, they really need to fucking go).
When we got phone service after the hike there was a text from Good Friend with a photo. I may have scared kid with how vehemently I voiced to texted.
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Kid and I went for a hike around Acorn Woman Lake.
November 22, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I swear I guessed yellow correctly and it was bounced. Anyway. Happy Saturday. I am making toffee and starting a test run of duck breast pastrami for holiday charcuterie plates and maybe to gift to a friend.
November 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This might be the best day ever.

New League of Pigs Dropped!

m.youtube.com/watch?v=bP8I...
New Pig Race Track - The Cliff Racetrack
YouTube video by League of Pigs
m.youtube.com
November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Marry someone that looks at you like the dogs look at boi eating the Asian style chicken wings I made him.
November 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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You literally do not have to hand it to her.
1. Good riddance.

2. I am already seeing people on the left praising her and saying she should join the Democrats. HER ENTIRE RESIGNATION SPEECH WAS DUMPING ON TRANS PEOPLE AND IMMIGRANTS.

www.huffpost.com/entry/marjor...
Marjorie Taylor Greene To Resign From Congress | HuffPost Latest News
The surprising news comes amid a public feud with President Donald Trump.
www.huffpost.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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no but this time I mean it: oh my God
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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5th anniversary present. My dog, Colonel Archibald Percival “Wigglebutt” Philpott-Hawethorn “Beef” Wellington “Tre” III, Esq.
November 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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It seems like a valid family picture of Colonel Archibald Percival “Wigglebutt” Philpott-Haweththorne “Beef” Wellington “Tre” III, Esq.
November 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I have been married for 5 years today.

Which. Yay us. But also it was kinda a nothing burger.

But I did gift this:
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Whoa! I hope this is internationally contagious.
NEW — Today, Cook County became the first county in the U.S. to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income at the county level.

The Cook County Board of Commissioners approved $7.5 million for the program through its FY 2026 budget, which totals $10.12 billion.

thetriibe.com/2025/11/cook...
Cook County becomes the first county in the US to establish permanent funding for guaranteed income  • The TRiiBE
On Thursday, the Cook County Board of Commissioners approved the FY 2026 budget, which includes $7.5 million to fund the county’s guaranteed basic income program.
thetriibe.com
November 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM