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Alex Kramer

@shamshandwich.bsky.social

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 22h

Congrats to the LA Dodgers for making my neighborhood super explode-y

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 1d

Idea# 382: Infinite Potatoes
Pros: hell yeah
Cons: tipated

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 2d

Baahahahahaha

Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 2d

HALLOWEEN ON FRIDAY THE 31th!!??? Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
*Skeletons Rattling*
*Lightning Thunders*
*Frankenstein Eating 700 Tootsie Rolls*
*Pumpkins Smashing*
*Two Ghosts straight up Splorpin'*
*Me Stubbing My Toe on every single Tombstone*
*Frankenstein Diarrhea*

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 2d

he DRINKS BONES!!!!!!!!

Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 2d

If you're the Swedish Chef, Halloween means "Hi Penis"

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 3d

Lettuce Werewolves be like

Awroooogula

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 4d

And also the fourth part: "Trombone" (the skeleton kind)

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 4d

Everybody knows "Trick"
Everybody knows "Treat"

But you motherfuckers always forget the third part of the trio: "Trust"

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 5d

I wanna play Metal Gear Triangle so bad, but I'm dummy thin, and the swooshing of my droopy ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 7d

Swapping the "Please Take One" sign on the candy bowl and the "I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy" bumper sticker on the Tesla parked outside

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 9d

Ain't no rule that says a Basketball can't play DOG, either!!

Did you think of THAT when you started down this path, Air Bud????

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 10d

If they remade Back to the Future today, Marty McFly would travel back in time.

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 12d

It's raining Cates & Dougs

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Alex Kramer @shamshandwich.bsky.social · 14d

Daily reminder to dot your I's, cross your T's and explempugnicate your [Unknowable Letter that causes my eyes to turn into goo]

Hey wow is it just me or does everything look gooey all of a sudden?