Alex Kramer
@shamshandwich.bsky.social
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It hardly feels real, but after 3 years of grueling post-production, AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH is now playing in theaters!
I can't wait for you all to see what this incredible team put together. It's WILD
I can't wait for you all to see what this incredible team put together. It's WILD
December 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
It hardly feels real, but after 3 years of grueling post-production, AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH is now playing in theaters!
I can't wait for you all to see what this incredible team put together. It's WILD
I can't wait for you all to see what this incredible team put together. It's WILD
The invisible hand of market economics won't stop high-fiving me!! My face hurts!!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The invisible hand of market economics won't stop high-fiving me!! My face hurts!!!!!
"Uh-oh! Meesa horny for murder again!"
-Jar Jar Binks, about to fail his "No Bombad Oopsies December" challenge
-Jar Jar Binks, about to fail his "No Bombad Oopsies December" challenge
December 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"Uh-oh! Meesa horny for murder again!"
-Jar Jar Binks, about to fail his "No Bombad Oopsies December" challenge
-Jar Jar Binks, about to fail his "No Bombad Oopsies December" challenge
@onsta.bsky.social HAPPY BIRPSDAYYYYY ✨️
December 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
@onsta.bsky.social HAPPY BIRPSDAYYYYY ✨️
Reposted by Alex Kramer
shared universal knowledge
December 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
shared universal knowledge
I'm bringing back "Great Googly Moogly!" in 2026
December 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I'm bringing back "Great Googly Moogly!" in 2026
To this day, @michaelbarryte.bsky.social cannot read this piece without crying from laughing
Happy 9th anniversary to me discovering my favourite piece of writing on the internet.
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5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad
clickhole.com
December 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
To this day, @michaelbarryte.bsky.social cannot read this piece without crying from laughing
1 in the pink, 2,811,630,994 in the stink
Uh oh
Uh oh
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
1 in the pink, 2,811,630,994 in the stink
Uh oh
Uh oh
Aw yiss time for a... MIDNIGHT SNACK!!!! (shoves an entire roll of paper towels down my stupid throat)
December 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Aw yiss time for a... MIDNIGHT SNACK!!!! (shoves an entire roll of paper towels down my stupid throat)
(Samus found the other door but DEFINITELY wasn't allowed to use it)
i searched for like 3 hours and i still cannot find the fuckin "open door" button wtf
December 7, 2025 at 1:07 AM
(Samus found the other door but DEFINITELY wasn't allowed to use it)
Me: My synonyms are he/him
Her: You mean your pronouns?
Me: Who said that?? Ghosts???
(In this joke my head is stuck in a sock)
Her: You mean your pronouns?
Me: Who said that?? Ghosts???
(In this joke my head is stuck in a sock)
December 6, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Me: My synonyms are he/him
Her: You mean your pronouns?
Me: Who said that?? Ghosts???
(In this joke my head is stuck in a sock)
Her: You mean your pronouns?
Me: Who said that?? Ghosts???
(In this joke my head is stuck in a sock)
My sexy fantasy wife, in lingerie: "I'm not wearing anything underneath this..."
Me: "Well DUH! That's how all clothing works!"
Me: "Well DUH! That's how all clothing works!"
December 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
My sexy fantasy wife, in lingerie: "I'm not wearing anything underneath this..."
Me: "Well DUH! That's how all clothing works!"
Me: "Well DUH! That's how all clothing works!"
This year's birthday video for my brother is the longest, most insane thing I have ever made. I can't wait for you all to see it tomorrow
December 4, 2025 at 6:58 AM
This year's birthday video for my brother is the longest, most insane thing I have ever made. I can't wait for you all to see it tomorrow
Oh no, Step-Turkey! I'm stuck in all these mashed potatoes! Omg what are you doing, Step-Turkeyyy mmmmmnnnn
November 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Oh no, Step-Turkey! I'm stuck in all these mashed potatoes! Omg what are you doing, Step-Turkeyyy mmmmmnnnn
Reposted by Alex Kramer
ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
ChatGPT is NOT alive and yet it IS stupid? God’s mysteries confound us all!
Yeah! I'm into BUTT STUFF:
Bwait how
Udo these
Things work?
Thelp
Suhhhhhhhh
Tuhhhhh
Uwaitno
Fshit
Fahhhhhhh
Bwait how
Udo these
Things work?
Thelp
Suhhhhhhhh
Tuhhhhh
Uwaitno
Fshit
Fahhhhhhh
November 26, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Yeah! I'm into BUTT STUFF:
Bwait how
Udo these
Things work?
Thelp
Suhhhhhhhh
Tuhhhhh
Uwaitno
Fshit
Fahhhhhhh
Bwait how
Udo these
Things work?
Thelp
Suhhhhhhhh
Tuhhhhh
Uwaitno
Fshit
Fahhhhhhh
Doctor's says I got a case of the tortilla chips
And it's...
*crunch*
...Terminal
And it's...
*crunch*
...Terminal
November 22, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Doctor's says I got a case of the tortilla chips
And it's...
*crunch*
...Terminal
And it's...
*crunch*
...Terminal
Computer! Activate holodeck program 'Launch me out the airlock 002'
[Beep Boop]
oh SHIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwhydidiprogramthiiiiiiiiisssssss
[Beep Boop]
oh SHIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwhydidiprogramthiiiiiiiiisssssss
November 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Computer! Activate holodeck program 'Launch me out the airlock 002'
[Beep Boop]
oh SHIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwhydidiprogramthiiiiiiiiisssssss
[Beep Boop]
oh SHIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwhydidiprogramthiiiiiiiiisssssss
Goofy: A-hyuck! Gawrsh fellas, I can't believe we all got our heads stuck in this here particle accelerator!
Yoda: Mmmmmm, extremely painful this will be. But peace we must make with our fates. Eh, Dooby-Scoo?
Scooby-Doo: Whrat ruh hell ris rong rith yrour vroices?
Yoda: Mmmmmm, extremely painful this will be. But peace we must make with our fates. Eh, Dooby-Scoo?
Scooby-Doo: Whrat ruh hell ris rong rith yrour vroices?
November 17, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Goofy: A-hyuck! Gawrsh fellas, I can't believe we all got our heads stuck in this here particle accelerator!
Yoda: Mmmmmm, extremely painful this will be. But peace we must make with our fates. Eh, Dooby-Scoo?
Scooby-Doo: Whrat ruh hell ris rong rith yrour vroices?
Yoda: Mmmmmm, extremely painful this will be. But peace we must make with our fates. Eh, Dooby-Scoo?
Scooby-Doo: Whrat ruh hell ris rong rith yrour vroices?
I'm pretty sure I can single-handedly shut this down with my magnum opus
"2 Goofys, 1 Cup"
"2 Goofys, 1 Cup"
Bob Iger says Disney+ will soon have AI-generated short form content from users
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm pretty sure I can single-handedly shut this down with my magnum opus
"2 Goofys, 1 Cup"
"2 Goofys, 1 Cup"
Me: Here (hands you a bottle of "Ass Explosion Potion") uhhhhh don't worry about the label.
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Me: Here (hands you a bottle of "Ass Explosion Potion") uhhhhh don't worry about the label.
(A sick guitar solo plays as I spend the next 30-40 years fucking around)
November 10, 2025 at 7:21 PM
(A sick guitar solo plays as I spend the next 30-40 years fucking around)
Pokémon Honk & Pokémon Shoo
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Pokémon Honk & Pokémon Shoo
BREAKING: Flavortown, USA has been unincorporated due to having zero registered population. Guy Fieri states he will appeal the ruling. AP
November 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
BREAKING: Flavortown, USA has been unincorporated due to having zero registered population. Guy Fieri states he will appeal the ruling. AP