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“MARV” @twittermarv.bsky.social · 1d

During the Roaring 20s, young bachelorettes with cropped hair and slinky dresses charmed and served as muses to high society… these women were often known as “Fappers”

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undead girlfriend @hausofholes.bsky.social · 1d

I don't really trust your commitment to the goon lifestyle babe

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CallingGestalt @callinggestalt.bsky.social · 1d

Yuri Horn Frotting is the New Meta

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PSX Bunlith 🪄 BLM ACAB 🇵🇸 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 1d

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a beautiful red and yellow fall leaf on the sidewalk

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Shen Comix @shenanigansen.bsky.social · 1d

Panel 1: Top-down-ish perspective of Shen pushing his shopping cart into a checkout aisle. He is looking up at a sign attached to the aisle, that reads "EXPRESS LANE - 12 ITEMS OR LESS"

Panel 2: Shen picks up two bags of carrots in his shopping cart, saying "Aw jeez. The carrots are in two bags, so I think I technically have 13 items."

Panel 3: Shen rubs the back of his head, smiling with a twinge of nervousness but also clearly accepting the situation. He says "ah, well, I'm sure they'll understand..."

Panel 4: Shen is blindfolded and on his knees in front of the wall in the parking lot behind the store, with his hands tied behind his back. The cashier, still in apron, is pointing a rifle at him.

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jason grinblat @jfg.land · 1d

Pʀᴏɢʀᴇss ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ Aᴍᴇʀɪᴄᴀɴ Cᴇɴᴛᴜʀʏ ᴏғ Hᴜᴍɪʟɪᴀᴛɪᴏɴ

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psicochurroz @psicochurroz.bsky.social · 1d

Chainsaw Man is Never Gonna Score

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Shake ‘n Blake @shakenblake.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck it lesbian flag color picked from this picture of a piggly wiggly

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Celebelian 🦦 @celebelian.bsky.social · 12d

Himeno because it's been a while

Himeno wearing an oversized sweater, long skirt and sneakers.

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In My Defense @inmydefense.bsky.social · 3d

This is a photo that will be used in a modern day HOI4 mod as the pic for the event pop up when the US capitulates.

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Shake ‘n Blake @shakenblake.bsky.social · 2d

"I will not drop good items"

So you'll drop items then

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bran @pupn1k.bsky.social · Aug 21

doki doki cogito, ergo sum

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Mia @sympathogen.bsky.social · 3d

Couldn’t sleep all night just laid in bed rolling over like a dog and now they’re jackhammering directly outside my window at 9 AM my gang stalkers are winning

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of the Devil @nthcircle.bsky.social · 3d

On an unrelated note, Halloween season's the perfect time to play Award Winning Horror Romance Visual Novel "Model Employee" for Free

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 3d

folks, when i run for Congress i promise there will be scandals aplenty. none of them will involve Nazi tattoos but i suspect at least one paper will report on that time i killed a man dressed as the Green Lantern

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CallingGestalt @callinggestalt.bsky.social · 3d

"Babe, are you alright? Your 'she's just like me, fr's used to be said in a humorous tone, but now they seem to come from lament."

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Shake ‘n Blake @shakenblake.bsky.social · 2d

I feel like you could easily kill her with a starting sword as well

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 2d

Lmao

YouGov America @today.yougov.com · 2d

NEW Economist/YouGov
% of U.S. adult citizens saying they think that overall, the economy is getting better | worse...
At the start of Donald Trump's second term 19% | 37%
Now 19% | 53%
today.yougov.com/economy/arti...