SgtFunk
@sgtfunk.bsky.social
History nerd, corgi dad, gamer, novice painter of minis, zombie aficionado, Simpsons-quote encyclopedia, and admirer of all things dorky (read "awesome").
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Tremendous crossover move right here:
August 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Tremendous crossover move right here:
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Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Quiznos? Cosi? Subway? Jimmy John's? Jersey Mike's? Any sub shop I visit from this day forward will be judged not only on the taste & value of its sandwiches, but their weight, velocity, & stability of their wrapping.
August 5, 1914 — theonion.com/august-5-191...
August 5, 1914
War Declared By All
theonion.com
August 5, 2025 at 10:55 PM
August 5, 1914 — theonion.com/august-5-191...
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Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺
August 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Unfortunately, this is where we are headed... shameful...🥺
June 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Lesson 13 of "On Tyranny": Practice corporeal politics.
Find your No Kings protest, June 14th.
Find your No Kings protest, June 14th.
June 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Lesson 13 of "On Tyranny": Practice corporeal politics.
Find your No Kings protest, June 14th.
Find your No Kings protest, June 14th.
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I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
June 4, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's.
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HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
They took one of my favorite cutscenes of all time (Ellie going to space) and put it in the show. For as loving as he could be, Joel could be a monster: as much of a monster as he could be, Joel could be loving. He's a fantastic, complex character.
#TheLastOfUs
#TheLastOfUs
May 19, 2025 at 2:56 PM
They took one of my favorite cutscenes of all time (Ellie going to space) and put it in the show. For as loving as he could be, Joel could be a monster: as much of a monster as he could be, Joel could be loving. He's a fantastic, complex character.
#TheLastOfUs
#TheLastOfUs
May 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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Dear god let this man cook.
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Dear god let this man cook.
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I know you can read my thoughts, Bart.
April 28, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I know you can read my thoughts, Bart.
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19 years later, the Oblivion Remaster is here
Oblivion Remastered is here and available now
No more rumors — it’s real
www.polygon.com
April 22, 2025 at 3:20 PM
19 years later, the Oblivion Remaster is here
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See you in hell, candy boys!
April 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
See you in hell, candy boys!
Our national descent into authoritarianism continues, but here is my corgi tucked all tucked in just the way she likes. Deep breaths...
#corgi
#corgi
April 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Our national descent into authoritarianism continues, but here is my corgi tucked all tucked in just the way she likes. Deep breaths...
#corgi
#corgi
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WOMAN: It's an ice fishery, and it's been around since the early 1900s
TRUMP: So it's been around for millions of years
TRUMP: So it's been around for millions of years
April 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
WOMAN: It's an ice fishery, and it's been around since the early 1900s
TRUMP: So it's been around for millions of years
TRUMP: So it's been around for millions of years
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Yeah. You really don't want to mess with a mob of feathery ninjas with anger issues.
April 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Yeah. You really don't want to mess with a mob of feathery ninjas with anger issues.
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The U.S. State Dept is killing an air monitoring program that helped pressure China to clean up Beijing's air, and later expanded to cities around the world.
"I’ve never seen an initiative of the US government have such an immediate, dramatic impact in a country."
www.wired.com/story/air-mo...
"I’ve never seen an initiative of the US government have such an immediate, dramatic impact in a country."
www.wired.com/story/air-mo...
US State Department Kills Global Air Monitoring Program Researchers Say Paid for Itself
The initiative helped pressure the Chinese government to clean up the air in Beijing and was later expanded to dozens of cities around the world. Now, it’s been abruptly halted.
www.wired.com
March 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The U.S. State Dept is killing an air monitoring program that helped pressure China to clean up Beijing's air, and later expanded to cities around the world.
"I’ve never seen an initiative of the US government have such an immediate, dramatic impact in a country."
www.wired.com/story/air-mo...
"I’ve never seen an initiative of the US government have such an immediate, dramatic impact in a country."
www.wired.com/story/air-mo...
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Whether it's Vladimir Putin sending troops to invade Ukraine and kill its people or Volodymyr Zelensky not wearing a suit, both leaders share blame for the war.
March 5, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Whether it's Vladimir Putin sending troops to invade Ukraine and kill its people or Volodymyr Zelensky not wearing a suit, both leaders share blame for the war.
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There it is! "Putin went through a hell of a lot with me. He went through a phony witch hunt." He is referring to them weathering their collusion becoming public, and now is the big payback: together until the end.
Trump to a reporter who asks him about Russia breaking a ceasefire: "What if a bomb drops on your head right now ... Putin went through a hell of a lot with me. He went through a phony witch hunt."
February 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
There it is! "Putin went through a hell of a lot with me. He went through a phony witch hunt." He is referring to them weathering their collusion becoming public, and now is the big payback: together until the end.