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SgtFunk
@sgtfunk.bsky.social
History nerd, corgi dad, gamer, novice painter of minis, zombie aficionado, Simpsons-quote encyclopedia, and admirer of all things dorky (read "awesome").
Awesome work, Mount Prospect! #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
The world is becoming increasingly authoritarian and bleak. But here's my corgi with a plush pumpkin to help stave off those Monday blues.

#corgi #mondays
October 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Dog days of summer. #corgi
June 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
She *chose* this setup.

#corgi
June 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Iykyk - corgis and new objects in their yard. We are very suspicious of this new firepit outsider.

#corgi #backyard
May 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Beautiful day to see the Cubbies!

#Cubs #Wrigley #crosstownclassic
May 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Our national descent into authoritarianism continues, but here is my corgi tucked all tucked in just the way she likes. Deep breaths...

#corgi
April 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
American democracy might be hurting into fascism, but at least Sylvie gives me little moments like this.

#corgi #corgidad #dogs
April 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
[plankton voice] "Godddddddddd what have you done? You're a pink pony girl and you dance at the club..."

#headliners #pcgaming
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
New York, New York! Bum bum ba de dum
February 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Throwback to graduation from beginner puppy class three years ago. She was worn out, so it was time to snooze on her towel blanky.blanket.

#corgi #corgipuppy #puppy
January 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Having a wife who works from home means that I get corgi updates throughout the day. Sylvie had a big weekend playing with a cousin and herding kids at a family party, so she's drained and in her fluffy bed.

#corgi
December 30, 2024 at 5:42 PM
Mom always wanted to take a painting class. She signed up for one at the community college and has been doing great. I asked for an original painting and *viola* Christmas present!
December 29, 2024 at 2:58 PM
921 pieces later, my Lego Millennium Falcon is complete! Merry Christmas!
December 26, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Early mini I painted. My goal was to get the felfire to be bright green close to the horse where it's hottest. Might repaint later now that I'm a little better, but I like having something to show how far I've come. #dnd #painting #minis ##minipainting
December 9, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Lol, that tracks. Also, why Peer Gynt? Morning Mood is on my Alarm Playlist. So, I wake up to it.

#wrapped
December 4, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Used this treant as a stand-in for Wintersplinter in #CurseOfStrahd. This was a hard model to paint because of ALL of the texture. But I was super happy with how it turned out and with how the players reacted to it. They beat it, but they did get smacked around a bunch.

#dnd #minipainting
November 23, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Throwback to three years ago when we brought Sylvie home. I took the week off work to hang with her and start acclimating her to our routine. She zonked out on my foot while I was doing dishes.

#corgi #corgipuppy #throwback
November 22, 2024 at 5:08 PM
This is how the dog walked into the kitchen one morning while we were making breakfast. She dragged herself out of bed, carrying her blanky and toy, to investigate breakfast. I've never felt so simpatico with an animal lol

#corgi #mornings
November 21, 2024 at 4:53 PM
I painted this zombie ogre to practice layering. I thought it might be a fun challenge to flip dark and light areas on account of it being an unnatural zombie. I'm happy with the layering, even if the swapped dark/light wasn't as cool as I thought it would be in myminds's eye.

#dnd #minis
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Some pics of Baba Lysaga's hut that my group will be squaring off against in #CurseOfStrahd. Camera light doesn't do it justice, but I'm happy with how the dry brushing on the roof turned out, and how the washes to the siding look like water damage/mold.

#DnD #minipainting
November 19, 2024 at 5:49 PM
She tucked herself in this way.

#corgi #welshcorgi
November 19, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Friends are there to pull your ass out of the proverbial fire. Thanks @mattbud.bsky.social

#lethalcompany #pcgaming
November 19, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Falling asleep on the couch in my house means that there's a 99% chance you wake up to Sylvie staring into your soul.

#corgi
November 18, 2024 at 10:25 PM