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SgtFunk
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History nerd, corgi dad, gamer, novice painter of minis, zombie aficionado, Simpsons-quote encyclopedia, and admirer of all things dorky (read "awesome").
Don't insult the Roombas like that. Even broken, they won't sexually assault anyone.
October 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Did the homeless even say thank you for JD bringing attention to their plight?

Asshole.
August 22, 2025 at 2:31 PM
30 years too late, but better late than never? What a shame that party leadership will find a way to fumble any momentum.
August 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Got my playlist ready...
August 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Ugh. Another example of how Democrats would rather eat their own than back someone who speaks to the voters.
August 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Real failure to address in the moment. Revisions are a normal part of the jobs report. End of story. What made this different is that the revisions hurt the dear leader's feelings, so he decided he'll fire people til he hears what he wants.
August 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Thanks for the post. It's clarifying, if not aggravating.
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Not an expert, but isn't the TRUST Act supposed to stop shit like this? Broadly, it prevents IL law enforcement from participating in immigration enforcement.
June 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The people: We want affordable healthcare and an economy that helps the people who actually need it instead of the rich.
The party: I know! We'll assemble a team of expensive, stand-for-nothing consultants so we can justify blaming immigrants and Trans people for problems instead of fixing them!
June 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
"Universities can continue to do research, as long as it's aligns with what the Dear Leader desires."

Pathetic. How horrifying is it that we live in a time and place where private individuals and institutions have to worry about the country's leader taking their actions personally?
May 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The American taxpayer is quite literally enriching him whenever the Secret Service stays at his family properties.
May 23, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I would call Vance a scumbag, but that needlessly insults scumbags everywhere.
May 19, 2025 at 2:36 PM