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itty bitty titties and a bob
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We'll make 2 Twitters. One of them is going to be where all the Nazis and incels are - we'll call it X and it'll be worse than 4chan. One of them will be where all the FBPE guys who liked Owen Smith are - we'll call it bluesky, it'll be worse than the Guardian comments section.
June 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
lmao at the idea we need to develop any sort of military alliance when the shrewdest people would remember we're a fucking island 1550 miles from Moscow and quite happily could carry on not bothering anyone if we could only stop interfering in everyone else's business
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Should be for those tattoos just to begin with
I want this woman thrown in prison for at least a decade.
December 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Clearly, you are an idiot.
December 7, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I have absolutely no idea what this thing on BBC One is but it's both the most hilarious and worst thing I've seen on network television in a very long time
December 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
So many things that are awful about social media but gestures like this nearly make it all worthwhile
If anyone is struggling with the cost of everything this Xmas drop me a message and I’ll give you access to my sale page where you can have any print or mug for free (you’d just need to cover the postage)
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Could not be clearer the real, fast approaching political divide is going to be between closed societies retreating into tech-sponsored fascism and those attempting to remain open, and while it's clear this country is already on the path to the former, I doubt the EU can hold back the tide either
US government adopted the far-right Great Replacement myth and is now demanding NATO countries to dismantle the EU and the European project. They themselves frame it as a binary choice. Essentially the end of NATO as we know it.
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Stranger Things: shite love-letter to the worst decade with Resident Evil monsters
Wednesday: modern take on 60s tv show
Squid Game: sub-Battle Royale satire that has become what it was parodying
Bridgerton: period drama with shagging
KPop Demon Hunters: for children
All this and Harry Potter!
Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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The British army wanted an armoured monster truck with a gun on it. £6 billion and 31 hospitalised soldiers later, they got one of the biggest procurement fuckups of all time defence-blog.com/insider-says...
Insider says only hull redesign can save British Ajax
The British Army’s troubled Ajax armoured fighting vehicle has returned to the centre of national criticism in recent days, after new noise-related injuries forced the suspension of training and sent ...
defence-blog.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
G-Man looking motherfucker
Sen. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.), to reporters, after viewing video footage of the U.S. strikes on alleged drug boats in the Caribbean on Sept. 2:

"Righteous strikes." "Entirely lawful."
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The Skirpal story still makes absolutely no sense and the inquest/inquiry hasn't even attempted to answer how and where the supposed dumped perfume bottle of novichok was found, as the judge doesn't believe Charlie Rowley when he says he fished it out a recycling bin.
December 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Sure it's completely accidental but Brentford's away kit is practically the trans flag colours isn't it, which is amusing
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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📈 Here's how much money Los Camp! make from streaming...

On the occasion of #SpotifyWrapped, we thought now would be a good time to share some cold, hard stats about how much money our band makes from streaming royalties.

📖 tinyurl.com/LCwrapped
December 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Willingly allowing Lee Mack and Romesh Ranganathan into your house on Christmas Day of all days should see those who do so jailed for crimes against humanity
I think ITV might have this one in the bag, making Raiders the centrepiece of the day is a canny move, and the whole thing feels pleasingly nostalgic. But I hope you like Romesh Ranganathan, because he's on both channels 👍
December 3, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Lads, my taste in music is bad enough without you lot telling my how much worse yours is
December 3, 2025 at 2:21 PM
To be honest it is a toss-up as to which of Sabrina Carpenter and the White House is the more evil, I thankfully don't hear songs from the White House on the radio after all
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:

“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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It really feels like everyone had written a "bond market vigilantes destroy flailing Chancellor who is the new Liz Truss" piece and is really spitting mad that they had to throw it away
December 2, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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Stick your fucking Christmas music up your arse you cunts
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Mr Burns: Have Peggy Gou killed
Smithers: But sir!
Mr Burns: Do as I say!
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Not that anything matters anymore but just on a personal level that mid 2010s period where these people got to feel like staunch antiracists by opposing the only viable left wing alternative to the shitshow we’re facing now was some of the most galling stuff I’ve ever lived through
November 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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This is the result of the CIA using children to kill people and yet a whole lot of people don’t want to recognize *American* culture, and in particular the culture of the War on Terror, at work here.
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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This is absolutely transcendent, divine almost, the most perfectly Kemi Badenoch statement: inane and irrelevant in the first place, and on further investigation, incoherent and imbecilic. She could not be less suited to public office but at least she comes with amazing gaffes!
November 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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love to live in a world where all my personal data is relentlessly harvested so that megacorps can feed it into their all-knowing algorithms and yet somehow the end result is that algorithm going “we think you’d like Clarkson’s Farm”
November 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The Conservative party was the crisis, and now we have a Labour government that can't be honest about why it's having to do what it's doing, and which was put there by a media that has conspired at successive elections to first install a PM and then to remove them afterwards.
I think what this (widely shared among some people who follow me) attitude misses is that, of course, if you have a series of cowboy builders, you are going to be more and more irate as the process goes on.
The fact that every single PM this century has been more unpopular than the previous one shows that the electorate is impossible to please. We are simply predisposed to automatically hate every government no matter what. I don't know how that's sustainable long-term.
November 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM