Susan McG
@selimacat.bsky.social
120 followers 120 following 220 posts
Poet, storyteller, lover of food and felines. Fascinated by cheese. Bring me a spooky tale, your UX problems, and a cocktail. I'll share my redundant orange cats.
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selimacat.bsky.social
The existential horror on his face—a grisly murder on graduation day? A realization that he needs to get a job? His voiceless screams will haunt me. #decapitatedChickensOfClintonville
A rubber chicken head, perhaps wearing a graduation cap, its beak open.
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jasonv.bsky.social
LGBTQIA+ is rebranding as LGBTQIA MAX
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matthewcort.land
If any child in your life has an IEP or 504 plan:

Trump fired (we think) all of the employees in the office at the US Department of Education that disburses special education funds from the federal government that school districts use to pay for those plans.
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davidcorn.bsky.social
Omg. Send in another battalion.
wutangforchildren.bsky.social
A new Portland character has entered the chat at the ICE facility….meet The Unipiper!
selimacat.bsky.social
I'm still amazed at this effort. Does such a study exist in the states, do you know? And those photos are gorgeous, @traceynormanauthor.bsky.social
selimacat.bsky.social
@folklorepod.bsky.social Does laughing still hurt?
adamcsharp.bsky.social
They should do a Colombian remake of Scooby Doo where the gang brings Pablo Escobar to justice and he says "And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you Medellín kids"
selimacat.bsky.social
I was considering Shudder because of you, and because it has Ghostwatch, which I really want to see.
selimacat.bsky.social
If I say "I am not a robot" in a robotic voice while making robotic arm gestures...is that convincing?
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kirabug.com
A request: please repost.
If there are poems out of copyright you would like to hear me read angrily on YouTube or in a podcast, send me the titles. I have a lot of anger available and we’re going to bring a lot of poetry to life.
selimacat.bsky.social
In 10 years, Quarry Park will be wild and beautiful. Today, it’s pretty and features a nice turtle.
A small waterfall A shallow creek A turtle on a rock
selimacat.bsky.social
So much worse. I believe it is full of people rending their garments and gnashing their teeth--and that's just the door dash drivers.
selimacat.bsky.social
You've stumbled into the rare all-female Smurph utopian commune!
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thurberhouse.bsky.social
Look who stopped by #Thurber House: Mr. Elvis Costello himself! 😎

It's no secret that Elvis is a big #JamesThurber fan. He even made an epic new addition to Jamie's bedroom closet: "Elvis Costello: The singer who bit people!" 😉😂

#asseenincolumbus #asseenincbus #columbus #cbus #columbusohio
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jestastrophy.bsky.social
Portland is everything.
filosia.bsky.social
Portland, I love you! 💙❤️💙

This gives me great hope, and a good chuckle.

#StopTheMadness #StopTrump #Resist 👊🏼
selimacat.bsky.social
I have had this on my calendar every year since I first heard about it. It impacts menu planning and I get a special treat for our weird doggo. Ah-ooooo!
selimacat.bsky.social
A little baby in a high chair #caturday
A cat eating in an antique high chair
selimacat.bsky.social
Skeletons of Clintonville.
Skeleton holding onto a Welcome to Clintonville signpost, holding up a homemade “Go Bucks” sign
selimacat.bsky.social
A good reminder from @traceynormanauthor.bsky.social and The Poetry Pharmacy.
A small bit of paper upon which is written: 
What is this life, if full of care, 
We have to time to stand and stare.
—WH Davies
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nora.zone
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
selimacat.bsky.social
I saw a werewolf in the Dunkin’ Donuts drive through
heading to the park of roses for a peewee game
Ah-hoo, werewolves of Clintonville
Ah-hoo…
Giant backyard werewolf in flannel
selimacat.bsky.social
Performing arts majors, English majors, sociology, and anthropology majors are my favorite hires. I can teach job knowledge, but those majors generally come knowing human behavior, presence, storytelling, critical thinking, and empathy.
selimacat.bsky.social
Where is that marvelous dinner party of animals?
selimacat.bsky.social
Skeletons of Clintonville, perhaps metaphorical.
Skull in a Cleveland Browns football helmet, next to a large pumpkin.