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seenitbefore.bsky.social
Seen it all Before
@seenitbefore.bsky.social
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Getting paid BIG 💰💰💰 by George Soros to write wiseass comments on Bluesky. Interests include avoiding an autocratic kleptocracy.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · Jun 3
What does Trump have in common with the Big Lebowski? They both love White Russians.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 2h
“I ended the great and terrible war between the Oompa Loompas and the Lilliputians and get no credit for it.”
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 2h
Think Stephen Miller or Russ Vought could get elected to any office, including dog catcher? But here they are, firing up the Autopen while Commander Bone Spurs cheats at golf all day and rants about transgender windmills all night.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3h
Say a few words, Stephen.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3h
“We’re going into Atlantis and Never Never Land with my imaginary friend Winky.”
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3h
Imagine how batshit crazy Trump would be by the end of a third term, at age 87.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 3h
Any time Trump tells a story with “Sir” in it you know he’s full of horse shit. Also, any time he tells a story without “Sir” in it.
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seenitbefore.bsky.social
Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 4h
“Here’s an edgy knee slapper for you: I hope Nazis murder Democrat children! Hah! I’ll be here all week! Is this thing on?”
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 4h
Trump First. Then Israel, Russia, Qatar, Argentina, Hungary, Saudi Arabia…..
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 5h
“Here’s an edgy knee slapper for you: I hope Nazis murder Democrat children! Hah! I’ll be here all week! Is this thing on?”
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 5h
Just locker room talk.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 6h
After years of slaving away at a low-paying 9:00 - 5:00 job, I’m FINALLY getting wealthy for my work as an Antifa protester! I’M RICH!!! THANK YOU MR. SOROS!!!
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 8h
They would be on stage but they’re currently deployed in Portland and Chicago.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 9h
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 10h
In corporate news, The Dollar Store has been forced to rebrand as The Ten Dollar Store due to the impact of Trump Tariffs.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 10h
Trump would rather help Russians, Hungarians, and Saudis than help fellow Americans who didn’t vote for him.
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seenitbefore.bsky.social
Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d
Gold is spiking because Trump bought the entire world supply to decorate the Oval Office.
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seenitbefore.bsky.social
Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d
True, but you’re talking about a guy who says he won California in a landslide.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d
Where are the “Don’t Tread on Me” folks when you actually need them?
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d
“Jesus said to love your enemies, but he can’t hold a candle to Charlie.”
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d
You know it’s horrific when even FOX won’t sign it.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d
Or at least one of the 2 or 3 biggest this week.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d
Wouldn’t be surprised if Trump is being fed a stream of AI-generated content featuring violent urban riots, windmills killing wildlife, ICE Agents saving kittens from immigrants, and giant transgender women dunking on High School girls.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d
Russ Vought is planning to implement a new Executive Order to facilitate the harvesting of organs from registered Democrats. He’s calling it the “HOPE Act”.
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d
“If I thought Jesus was doing a bad job, I could make one phone call and disappear him.”
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Seen it all Before @seenitbefore.bsky.social · 1d
It’s comforting to know that he considers the national treasure as his own walking around money.
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