Seen it all Before
@seenitbefore.bsky.social
Getting paid BIG 💰💰💰 by George Soros to write sarcastic comments on Bluesky. Interests include avoiding an autocratic kleptocracy.
Same thing with music.
December 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Same thing with music.
I lost my league and was forced to move to Alabama.
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I lost my league and was forced to move to Alabama.
If he’s awake and his pie hole is moving, then he’s lying again.
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If he’s awake and his pie hole is moving, then he’s lying again.
It’s absolutely stunning how much the world has been damaged because of kompromat on one sick individual.
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It’s absolutely stunning how much the world has been damaged because of kompromat on one sick individual.
“And the golden diaper goes to…”
December 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
“And the golden diaper goes to…”
There have been over 140 Nobel Peace Prizes awarded in history and only one FIFA Peace Prize. Obviously, the FIFA is FAR more prestigious than the Nobel!!!
December 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
There have been over 140 Nobel Peace Prizes awarded in history and only one FIFA Peace Prize. Obviously, the FIFA is FAR more prestigious than the Nobel!!!
Trump translator:
-“Low IQ”: Black or Hispanic
-“Nasty”: Female
-“Very unfairly treated”: Convicted white Trump donor
-“Framework of a Deal”: No progress
-“Two weeks”: Not going to happen
-“Hoax”: I’m guilty
-Accordion hands, story with “sir”, awake & lips moving: Lying
-“Low IQ”: Black or Hispanic
-“Nasty”: Female
-“Very unfairly treated”: Convicted white Trump donor
-“Framework of a Deal”: No progress
-“Two weeks”: Not going to happen
-“Hoax”: I’m guilty
-Accordion hands, story with “sir”, awake & lips moving: Lying
December 6, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Trump translator:
-“Low IQ”: Black or Hispanic
-“Nasty”: Female
-“Very unfairly treated”: Convicted white Trump donor
-“Framework of a Deal”: No progress
-“Two weeks”: Not going to happen
-“Hoax”: I’m guilty
-Accordion hands, story with “sir”, awake & lips moving: Lying
-“Low IQ”: Black or Hispanic
-“Nasty”: Female
-“Very unfairly treated”: Convicted white Trump donor
-“Framework of a Deal”: No progress
-“Two weeks”: Not going to happen
-“Hoax”: I’m guilty
-Accordion hands, story with “sir”, awake & lips moving: Lying
At least we know we have a President that can relate to working families.
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
At least we know we have a President that can relate to working families.
That’s a charitable view!
December 5, 2025 at 7:20 PM
That’s a charitable view!
Linda McMahon is preparing her speech to present the WWF Peace Prize to the same recipient!
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Linda McMahon is preparing her speech to present the WWF Peace Prize to the same recipient!
“My imaginary friend Blinky just told me I’m up to nine now, and I’m a lock for the WWF Peace Prize!”
December 5, 2025 at 4:51 PM
“My imaginary friend Blinky just told me I’m up to nine now, and I’m a lock for the WWF Peace Prize!”
From Antifa terrorist to innocent freedom fighter in just 24 hours.
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
From Antifa terrorist to innocent freedom fighter in just 24 hours.
It should be considered a privilege to pay vastly higher utility bills to support the AI infrastructure buildout, since it will further enable our corporate and government overlords to monitor everything we do and think.”
December 5, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It should be considered a privilege to pay vastly higher utility bills to support the AI infrastructure buildout, since it will further enable our corporate and government overlords to monitor everything we do and think.”
ICE is one of the only employers where a failed background check is a huge positive.
December 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
ICE is one of the only employers where a failed background check is a huge positive.
Trump is also rumored to be a lock for the WWF Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Trump is also rumored to be a lock for the WWF Peace Prize.
President Trump feels your economic pain! He offered these tips to help you make ends meet:
-Sell a worthless meme coin
-Sell pardons
-Give your kid guaranteed, no-bid government contracts
-Extort billions from a University
-Keep the jet, it’s a gift!
-ABG: Always Be Grifting
-Sell a worthless meme coin
-Sell pardons
-Give your kid guaranteed, no-bid government contracts
-Extort billions from a University
-Keep the jet, it’s a gift!
-ABG: Always Be Grifting
December 5, 2025 at 2:15 PM
President Trump feels your economic pain! He offered these tips to help you make ends meet:
-Sell a worthless meme coin
-Sell pardons
-Give your kid guaranteed, no-bid government contracts
-Extort billions from a University
-Keep the jet, it’s a gift!
-ABG: Always Be Grifting
-Sell a worthless meme coin
-Sell pardons
-Give your kid guaranteed, no-bid government contracts
-Extort billions from a University
-Keep the jet, it’s a gift!
-ABG: Always Be Grifting
Pardon incoming.
December 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Pardon incoming.
“And that’s while he’s sleeping!”
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
“And that’s while he’s sleeping!”
Congress has relinquished all fiscal responsibility to Donald Trump. It’s like parents relinquishing custody of their toddler to an alligator.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Congress has relinquished all fiscal responsibility to Donald Trump. It’s like parents relinquishing custody of their toddler to an alligator.
“Three of our top exports - measles, pollution, and racism - are all booming!!!”
December 5, 2025 at 1:14 PM
“Three of our top exports - measles, pollution, and racism - are all booming!!!”
How big of a POS do you have to be when you're a J6er who Trump doesn't want to pardon?
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
How big of a POS do you have to be when you're a J6er who Trump doesn't want to pardon?
Bessent is correct. Lots of folks are leaving their positions to pursue lucrative careers in fruit picking, coal mining, and day labor. If they’re wholly unqualified for honest work, they’re joining up with ICE.
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Bessent is correct. Lots of folks are leaving their positions to pursue lucrative careers in fruit picking, coal mining, and day labor. If they’re wholly unqualified for honest work, they’re joining up with ICE.
More projection.
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 PM
More projection.
Our distinguished Cabinet members thanked President Trump for stopping hurricanes, increasing fertility rates, restoring masculinity, curing all depression, ending static electricity, making burgers taste better, and for producing feces having that “that new car smell”.
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Our distinguished Cabinet members thanked President Trump for stopping hurricanes, increasing fertility rates, restoring masculinity, curing all depression, ending static electricity, making burgers taste better, and for producing feces having that “that new car smell”.
His AI girlfriend would like a word.
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 PM
His AI girlfriend would like a word.