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J. Cheever Loophole

J. Cheever Loophole

@secbuff.com

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Geek, infosec, foodie & misanthrope. Reskeeting ≠ endorsement. Proud Marmo Moss Ball & pet rock parent. Interpreter of blinky lights. School of Hard Knocks grad. Minneapolis proximate. Inexpensive food advocate. People not bots. @[email protected]

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J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · Feb 1

The only good billionaire is one who is actively and ethically working on not being a billionaire.

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Jess @baconjess.bsky.social · 1h

Before I put it on Buy Nothing or out in the alley, does anyone need a 27-inch nonsmart TV? Works perfectly fine, but I got a new one.

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 4h

Looks like Friendly Fridley is getting a Krispy Kreme.

Fresh Doughnuts and Coffee | Krispy Kreme Fridley - S Fridley Rd in Fridley, MN

Visit your local Krispy Kreme at 5696 University Ave in Fridley, MN and enjoy the iconic Original Glazed Doughnut (TM)! You can also choose from our delicious range of doughnuts and coffee.

site.krispykreme.com

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 4h

Alternative treatment. The Smurfs. 😜

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 4h

Hear me out. An animated Lord of The Rings remake using current political characters. 😂🤣😜

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 4h

Hear me out. An animated Lord of The Rings remake using current political characters. 😂🤣😜

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 4h

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 7h

Without saying The Thing, fav Kurt Russel Film?

Poster for Big Trouble in Little China.

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 7h

Hear me out…Garanamals for guys. 😉

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Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 8h

Have an extra free ticket for the “Wicked” showing at Target Field tonight (6 pm). If you’re a mutual and would like it, DM me.

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 7h

Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 14h

At what point when you’re paying troops with your own private money do they not just become mercenaries

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 8h

Doesn’t like bacon??? 🤣😂😉

a woman is sitting on a couch with her mouth open and the words red flag written above her

ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her mouth open and the words red flag written above her

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J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 1d

A pair of F-22 Raptors.

A pair of F-22 Raptors

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 1d

Probably not urine…😉

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 1d

Sounds like bullshit to me. I suspect they are feeding the back of the house on the leftovers.

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 1d

Partner goes to a catered event every month at a hotel. It’s billed by the tray not the plate. Previously they would furnish to go boxes to take the excess food home. Now suddenly furnishing to go boxes is against MN health code.

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 1d

Kyle Cheney @kyledcheney.bsky.social · 2d

A man was arrested for playing Darth Vader's theme music, "The Imperial March," behind National Guard troops walking through Logan Circle.

Now the ACLU is suing on his behalf. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 1d

Low?

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 1d

I’ve eaten 5 year old beef from the freezer. I would probably make tacos or something with it just in case the taste was slightly off.

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 1d

I had to replace a bathroom fan insert today. Last time in 2017 all I could get was an OEM unit made by Broan. Fast forward to 2025. Broan no longer makes it and all I can buy is a knockoff. 🤷‍♂️

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 2d

So Osoff and Warnock voted with republicans today.

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 2d

What are the other “great ballrooms of the world”? Wrong answers only.

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 2d

I spy with my little eyes… 😜

Dave Draeger @davedraeger.bsky.social · 2d

@johnmoe.bsky.social

stefa @stefapie.bsky.social · 2d

Free will rules

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 2d

Was that the one by Gavidae across from Walgreens?

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 3d

Werewolves of London. 😉

sydder @sydder.bsky.social · 3d

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 3d

a cartoon lobster laying on a rock in the ocean

ALT: a cartoon lobster laying on a rock in the ocean

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J. Cheever Loophole @secbuff.com · 3d

Been going here for 10 years. I’ve never encountered a child. Run by Dr. Hallberg of MPR fame.

mphysicians.org/our-clinics/...

Mill City Clinic | University of Minnesota Physicians

Family medicine doctors in Minneapolis treat a broad range of conditions for children, adults and seniors, and services that include well-woman and well-child care.

mphysicians.org