David I. Jenkins
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Screenwriter. Not that David Jenkins. He's better looking and way more talented. CA native. OR transplant. 2X Nicholl QF. cis, he/him #scriptsky
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David I. Jenkins
@scriptdave.bsky.social
· Mar 19
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Logline: An American family's vacation at a historic farmhouse hidden in the Swedish countryside takes an ominous turn when a mysterious couple begins camping on the property.
QF Screencraft Horror '24
#Screenpit #Fea #Ho
Logline: An American family's vacation at a historic farmhouse hidden in the Swedish countryside takes an ominous turn when a mysterious couple begins camping on the property.
QF Screencraft Horror '24
#Screenpit #Fea #Ho
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
Bruges is a shithole.
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Bruges is a shithole.
Can't wait until we have a Democratic Oval Office again and our socials get flooded with Yo Gabba Gabba and Thomas the Tank Engine memes.
December 5, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Can't wait until we have a Democratic Oval Office again and our socials get flooded with Yo Gabba Gabba and Thomas the Tank Engine memes.
When you tell your doctor you think there is a lump on your left testicle.
December 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
When you tell your doctor you think there is a lump on your left testicle.
Supporters should sing, "You're my ketchup wall" at every World Cup match.
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Supporters should sing, "You're my ketchup wall" at every World Cup match.
In January Trump will be awarded The Duke's Mayo Bowl Peace Prize.
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
In January Trump will be awarded The Duke's Mayo Bowl Peace Prize.
It's a shame the FIFA peace prize isn't a set of gold teeth molded from Suarez's mouth.
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
It's a shame the FIFA peace prize isn't a set of gold teeth molded from Suarez's mouth.
Ask him what FIFA means.
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Ask him what FIFA means.
Trump: BRING BACK TINY CARS
The car:
The car:
December 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Trump: BRING BACK TINY CARS
The car:
The car:
I've recently become obsessed with 80s/90s point and shoot 35mm cameras and wish I'd never sold my Leica ZX2 and Ricoh R1 ages ago. Glad I still have my dad's Nikkormat EL.
December 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I've recently become obsessed with 80s/90s point and shoot 35mm cameras and wish I'd never sold my Leica ZX2 and Ricoh R1 ages ago. Glad I still have my dad's Nikkormat EL.
Netflix and shill.
December 5, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Netflix and shill.
You might want to pick up a new Blu-ray/4K player while you're out there buying physical media. Few places actually sell them or have an incredibly small selection.
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You might want to pick up a new Blu-ray/4K player while you're out there buying physical media. Few places actually sell them or have an incredibly small selection.
That Epstein Island footage is giving strong post-Saddam palace vibes.
December 4, 2025 at 10:14 PM
That Epstein Island footage is giving strong post-Saddam palace vibes.
Midsommar only it's the Griswold new swimming pool dedication party.
December 4, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Midsommar only it's the Griswold new swimming pool dedication party.
Reposted by David I. Jenkins
The only ethical use of AI is making it listen to Quentin Tarantino's opinions so that we don't have to.
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
The only ethical use of AI is making it listen to Quentin Tarantino's opinions so that we don't have to.
That pic of the dental chair at Epstein Island is creepy AF.
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That pic of the dental chair at Epstein Island is creepy AF.
P.S. The reindeer are phoney, too.
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
P.S. The reindeer are phoney, too.
We have four episodes left to watch of Six Feet Under and are trying to savor it. This rewatch has been particularly emotional. Losing your parents does that.
December 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
We have four episodes left to watch of Six Feet Under and are trying to savor it. This rewatch has been particularly emotional. Losing your parents does that.
I misread the Cyber Monday advert and ended up selling my soul for 80% off. The devil is always in the details.
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I misread the Cyber Monday advert and ended up selling my soul for 80% off. The devil is always in the details.
We're just a few days away from, "Too busy to shop for Christmas presents? Let our Santa AI tool shop for you."
December 1, 2025 at 6:42 PM
We're just a few days away from, "Too busy to shop for Christmas presents? Let our Santa AI tool shop for you."
PSA: The Gävle goat is live.
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 PM
PSA: The Gävle goat is live.
Cyber Monday
Regret Tuesday
How am I going to pay my bills Wednesday
What have I done Thursday
We are so screwed Friday
Kids, were Jehovah's Witnesses now Saturday
Return everything Sunday
Regret Tuesday
How am I going to pay my bills Wednesday
What have I done Thursday
We are so screwed Friday
Kids, were Jehovah's Witnesses now Saturday
Return everything Sunday
December 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Cyber Monday
Regret Tuesday
How am I going to pay my bills Wednesday
What have I done Thursday
We are so screwed Friday
Kids, were Jehovah's Witnesses now Saturday
Return everything Sunday
Regret Tuesday
How am I going to pay my bills Wednesday
What have I done Thursday
We are so screwed Friday
Kids, were Jehovah's Witnesses now Saturday
Return everything Sunday
"Any requests?"
"That you stop."
"That you stop."
November 28, 2025 at 4:52 AM
"Any requests?"
"That you stop."
"That you stop."
I say this every year, but Pieces of April is a perfect movie.
November 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I say this every year, but Pieces of April is a perfect movie.
Bird comes out in an hour. My son just put on the Fishes episode of The Bear to help set the mood for dinner.
November 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Bird comes out in an hour. My son just put on the Fishes episode of The Bear to help set the mood for dinner.