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Currently in a Kojakposting phase.
Currently in a Kojakposting phase.
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The Rockford Files s02e07: The Real Easy Red Dog
The Nobel Committee was like, oh, FIFA's getting a lot of press for their ironic peace prize nomination, how can we take it even further?
December 10, 2025 at 10:45 PM
The Nobel Committee was like, oh, FIFA's getting a lot of press for their ironic peace prize nomination, how can we take it even further?
This is like criticizing First Blood for Brian Dennehy's performance, or Terms of Endearment for Jack Nicholson's.
If you don't understand the concept of a supporting actor, that's fine, but it's also a "you" problem.
If you don't understand the concept of a supporting actor, that's fine, but it's also a "you" problem.
Quentin Tarantino says 'There Will Be Blood' had a chance to be his greatest film of the 21st century if it didnt have Paul Dano in it
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
"it’s supposed to be a two-hander, but ... [Dano] is weak sauce, man ... He’s just such a weak, weak, uninteresting guy. The weakest fucking actor in SAG [laughs]"
December 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
This is like criticizing First Blood for Brian Dennehy's performance, or Terms of Endearment for Jack Nicholson's.
If you don't understand the concept of a supporting actor, that's fine, but it's also a "you" problem.
If you don't understand the concept of a supporting actor, that's fine, but it's also a "you" problem.
Grant Morrison's '90s run on Mary Worth remains one of the strip's highlights.
December 1, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Grant Morrison's '90s run on Mary Worth remains one of the strip's highlights.
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Kojak s01e09: Conspiracy of Fear
"Yeah?"
"Looks like you'll pick up the turkey tab again."
"Yeah?"
"Looks like you'll pick up the turkey tab again."
April 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Kojak s01e09: Conspiracy of Fear
"Yeah?"
"Looks like you'll pick up the turkey tab again."
"Yeah?"
"Looks like you'll pick up the turkey tab again."
Kojak s04e15: The Godson
[sucking licorice]: "Now, you steal apples, you steal candy, I understand all that, it's a neighborhood disease, we all did it. But when you start hassling old people, that's on the minus side, baby, that's very gross. And that's no jive, you dig?"
[sucking licorice]: "Now, you steal apples, you steal candy, I understand all that, it's a neighborhood disease, we all did it. But when you start hassling old people, that's on the minus side, baby, that's very gross. And that's no jive, you dig?"
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Kojak s04e15: The Godson
[sucking licorice]: "Now, you steal apples, you steal candy, I understand all that, it's a neighborhood disease, we all did it. But when you start hassling old people, that's on the minus side, baby, that's very gross. And that's no jive, you dig?"
[sucking licorice]: "Now, you steal apples, you steal candy, I understand all that, it's a neighborhood disease, we all did it. But when you start hassling old people, that's on the minus side, baby, that's very gross. And that's no jive, you dig?"
This is 100% going to be a grift on par with Sound of Freedom (sorry Bill Camp, you sold your soul)
Get ready for conspiracy theories about cinemas self-sabotaging to turn away the hordes of rabid fans who want to see Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan in the year of our lord 2026ish
Get ready for conspiracy theories about cinemas self-sabotaging to turn away the hordes of rabid fans who want to see Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan in the year of our lord 2026ish
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This is 100% going to be a grift on par with Sound of Freedom (sorry Bill Camp, you sold your soul)
Get ready for conspiracy theories about cinemas self-sabotaging to turn away the hordes of rabid fans who want to see Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan in the year of our lord 2026ish
Get ready for conspiracy theories about cinemas self-sabotaging to turn away the hordes of rabid fans who want to see Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan in the year of our lord 2026ish
Kojak s02e03: Hush Now Don't You Die
Kojak: "Well, if you're with a girl, you don't let her out one door and then you go out another door yourself. You both go out together."
Stavros [unnecessarily creepily]: I like that.
Kojak: "Well, if you're with a girl, you don't let her out one door and then you go out another door yourself. You both go out together."
Stavros [unnecessarily creepily]: I like that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Kojak s02e03: Hush Now Don't You Die
Kojak: "Well, if you're with a girl, you don't let her out one door and then you go out another door yourself. You both go out together."
Stavros [unnecessarily creepily]: I like that.
Kojak: "Well, if you're with a girl, you don't let her out one door and then you go out another door yourself. You both go out together."
Stavros [unnecessarily creepily]: I like that.
The world's richest man built a robot to tell the world that he's not fat.
This isn't even Torment Nexus territory here; I've read a whole lot of old scifi and none of those authors imagined a future this stupid.
This isn't even Torment Nexus territory here; I've read a whole lot of old scifi and none of those authors imagined a future this stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The world's richest man built a robot to tell the world that he's not fat.
This isn't even Torment Nexus territory here; I've read a whole lot of old scifi and none of those authors imagined a future this stupid.
This isn't even Torment Nexus territory here; I've read a whole lot of old scifi and none of those authors imagined a future this stupid.
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trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
trust is neither given nor earned. it forms naturally between people who share the experience of having listened to Skinny Puppy at or after 3 am in the dark by themselves
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I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Maybe Don’t Talk to the New York Times About Zohran Mamdani
It’s remarkable, the people you’ll hear from. Teach for even a little while at an expensive institution—the term they tend to prefer is “elite”—and odds are that eventually someone who was a studen…
lithub.com
November 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I havent read such a banger of an essay in a very long time. This is so well-written!
Bluesky's team will build an entire parallel system of subjective judgements that no one wants or finds credible just to avoid banning Jesse Singal, an act which 100% of the userbase would support.
Waffles.
Waffles.
If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.
November 6, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Bluesky's team will build an entire parallel system of subjective judgements that no one wants or finds credible just to avoid banning Jesse Singal, an act which 100% of the userbase would support.
Waffles.
Waffles.
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…the real Left Rogan was Teen Vogue wasn’t it. Shit.
November 5, 2025 at 7:46 AM
…the real Left Rogan was Teen Vogue wasn’t it. Shit.
Stewart Lee's Basic Lee: Live at the Lowry (2024)
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Stewart Lee's Basic Lee: Live at the Lowry (2024)
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
If you haven't watched "I Saw the TV Glow" or read "Black Hole" you have no idea how good this is going to be, this is like when we found out PTA was going to be adapting "Inherent Vice."
“I Saw the TV Glow” writer-director Jane Schoenbrun is doing a series at Netflix based on Charles Burns’ “Black Hole” comics (which also have a long on-off history with movie adaptations). Details here.
Netflix Lands ‘Black Hole’ Series From ‘I Saw the TV Glow’ Filmmaker Jane Schoenbrun
Co-produced by New Regency, the drama is based on a graphic novel by Charles Burns.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
If you haven't watched "I Saw the TV Glow" or read "Black Hole" you have no idea how good this is going to be, this is like when we found out PTA was going to be adapting "Inherent Vice."
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
One great thing about non-prestige TV dramas (and sitcoms) is that once they've aged 10 years or so they live on as museum exhibits of respectable actors from before they were taken respectably. Elementary s01e05 has David Harbour AND David Costabile! And either one of them COULD be the murderer!
October 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
One great thing about non-prestige TV dramas (and sitcoms) is that once they've aged 10 years or so they live on as museum exhibits of respectable actors from before they were taken respectably. Elementary s01e05 has David Harbour AND David Costabile! And either one of them COULD be the murderer!
The Twilight Zone s02e02: The Man in the Bottle
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Twilight Zone s02e02: The Man in the Bottle
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
Brass Eye (1997): Paedophilia
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Brass Eye (1997): Paedophilia
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
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imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay
September 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay
The two killjoy genders: Halloween is awful because those skeletons are dead and will be dead forever vs. Halloween is awful because those skeletons will rise again
September 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The two killjoy genders: Halloween is awful because those skeletons are dead and will be dead forever vs. Halloween is awful because those skeletons will rise again
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look, unlike in [herrenvolk state propped up by extreme violence] where [subordinate ethnic group] is unfairly oppressed, [my subordinate ethnic group] in [my herrenvolk state propped up by extreme violence] really are subhumans who need to be kept in check by the gun.
September 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
look, unlike in [herrenvolk state propped up by extreme violence] where [subordinate ethnic group] is unfairly oppressed, [my subordinate ethnic group] in [my herrenvolk state propped up by extreme violence] really are subhumans who need to be kept in check by the gun.
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The Zachary Hale Comstock army base is keeping its name.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Hegseth says Wounded Knee massacre soldiers will keep Medals of Honor
Historical records say the US army killed about 250 Lakota Sioux people in the 1890 massacre in South Dakota
www.theguardian.com
September 27, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The Zachary Hale Comstock army base is keeping its name.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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If he didn't cast a stone, how can we ever truly know if he advocated for casting stones just because he said it and grinned at the camera with the white abyss of the hatred plane swirling in his eye sockets
September 13, 2025 at 3:12 PM
If he didn't cast a stone, how can we ever truly know if he advocated for casting stones just because he said it and grinned at the camera with the white abyss of the hatred plane swirling in his eye sockets
The fake version of this that was going around earlier had so much more artistic talent, it's good to be corrected that, no, Trump has absolutely no aesthetic instinct anywhere in the roiling fetid swamp that comprises his consciousness
They published it, and it's even worse than I thought www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
September 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The fake version of this that was going around earlier had so much more artistic talent, it's good to be corrected that, no, Trump has absolutely no aesthetic instinct anywhere in the roiling fetid swamp that comprises his consciousness