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Currently in a Kojakposting phase.
Currently in a Kojakposting phase.
This dissolve is my favorite sex scene.
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This dissolve is my favorite sex scene.
*Politically* impossible, not financially impossible.
I understand the outrage in this thread but I also think "the government must never charge people for the costs of their arrest, trial, and punishment" would be a good first principle in all matters concerning the justice system.
I understand the outrage in this thread but I also think "the government must never charge people for the costs of their arrest, trial, and punishment" would be a good first principle in all matters concerning the justice system.
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
*Politically* impossible, not financially impossible.
I understand the outrage in this thread but I also think "the government must never charge people for the costs of their arrest, trial, and punishment" would be a good first principle in all matters concerning the justice system.
I understand the outrage in this thread but I also think "the government must never charge people for the costs of their arrest, trial, and punishment" would be a good first principle in all matters concerning the justice system.
This really troubles me.
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This really troubles me.
Rubin And Ed's another solid entry.
Also, depending on how literal you want the "travel" to be, A Field In England and The Trip (1967) definitely have the vibe.
Also, depending on how literal you want the "travel" to be, A Field In England and The Trip (1967) definitely have the vibe.
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Rubin And Ed's another solid entry.
Also, depending on how literal you want the "travel" to be, A Field In England and The Trip (1967) definitely have the vibe.
Also, depending on how literal you want the "travel" to be, A Field In England and The Trip (1967) definitely have the vibe.
If your argument is that "cold-blooded" and "premeditated" mean the same thing then we can cut this off right here, you're wrong.
In this case, the prosecution's own case acknowledges the research Mangione did to identify Thompson as a personally-culpable target, which speaks to your first point.
In this case, the prosecution's own case acknowledges the research Mangione did to identify Thompson as a personally-culpable target, which speaks to your first point.
December 2, 2025 at 9:18 PM
If your argument is that "cold-blooded" and "premeditated" mean the same thing then we can cut this off right here, you're wrong.
In this case, the prosecution's own case acknowledges the research Mangione did to identify Thompson as a personally-culpable target, which speaks to your first point.
In this case, the prosecution's own case acknowledges the research Mangione did to identify Thompson as a personally-culpable target, which speaks to your first point.
This was the rubric. In which of the three sections do you believe the essay should have been awarded a single point?
("Application [...] to your own experiences" was one example given of thoughtful discussion demonstrating comprehension. Without thought or comprehension it doesn't fly.)
("Application [...] to your own experiences" was one example given of thoughtful discussion demonstrating comprehension. Without thought or comprehension it doesn't fly.)
December 1, 2025 at 7:13 PM
This was the rubric. In which of the three sections do you believe the essay should have been awarded a single point?
("Application [...] to your own experiences" was one example given of thoughtful discussion demonstrating comprehension. Without thought or comprehension it doesn't fly.)
("Application [...] to your own experiences" was one example given of thoughtful discussion demonstrating comprehension. Without thought or comprehension it doesn't fly.)
It is with sadness
December 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
It is with sadness
Kojak s04e15: The Godson
[sucking licorice]: "Now, you steal apples, you steal candy, I understand all that, it's a neighborhood disease, we all did it. But when you start hassling old people, that's on the minus side, baby, that's very gross. And that's no jive, you dig?"
[sucking licorice]: "Now, you steal apples, you steal candy, I understand all that, it's a neighborhood disease, we all did it. But when you start hassling old people, that's on the minus side, baby, that's very gross. And that's no jive, you dig?"
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Kojak s04e15: The Godson
[sucking licorice]: "Now, you steal apples, you steal candy, I understand all that, it's a neighborhood disease, we all did it. But when you start hassling old people, that's on the minus side, baby, that's very gross. And that's no jive, you dig?"
[sucking licorice]: "Now, you steal apples, you steal candy, I understand all that, it's a neighborhood disease, we all did it. But when you start hassling old people, that's on the minus side, baby, that's very gross. And that's no jive, you dig?"
Kojak s02e03: Hush Now Don't You Die
Kojak: "Well, if you're with a girl, you don't let her out one door and then you go out another door yourself. You both go out together."
Stavros [unnecessarily creepily]: I like that.
Kojak: "Well, if you're with a girl, you don't let her out one door and then you go out another door yourself. You both go out together."
Stavros [unnecessarily creepily]: I like that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Kojak s02e03: Hush Now Don't You Die
Kojak: "Well, if you're with a girl, you don't let her out one door and then you go out another door yourself. You both go out together."
Stavros [unnecessarily creepily]: I like that.
Kojak: "Well, if you're with a girl, you don't let her out one door and then you go out another door yourself. You both go out together."
Stavros [unnecessarily creepily]: I like that.
The world's richest man built a robot to tell the world that he's not fat.
This isn't even Torment Nexus territory here; I've read a whole lot of old scifi and none of those authors imagined a future this stupid.
This isn't even Torment Nexus territory here; I've read a whole lot of old scifi and none of those authors imagined a future this stupid.
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
The world's richest man built a robot to tell the world that he's not fat.
This isn't even Torment Nexus territory here; I've read a whole lot of old scifi and none of those authors imagined a future this stupid.
This isn't even Torment Nexus territory here; I've read a whole lot of old scifi and none of those authors imagined a future this stupid.
"The arguments I am making sound obscene in the face of the atrocity I'm denying" is tantalizingly close to self-awareness.
November 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"The arguments I am making sound obscene in the face of the atrocity I'm denying" is tantalizingly close to self-awareness.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
For the crossoverheads
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
For the crossoverheads
Sometimes I get curious, just wondering what leak of reality into his bubble resulted in the numbers he's quoting, and the only 25% I found went in the opposite direction.
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Sometimes I get curious, just wondering what leak of reality into his bubble resulted in the numbers he's quoting, and the only 25% I found went in the opposite direction.
Stewart Lee's Basic Lee: Live at the Lowry (2024)
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Stewart Lee's Basic Lee: Live at the Lowry (2024)
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
From July until a week ago, Jeffries' official position was that he was not endorsing Mamdani due to suspicions of antisemitism, echoing baseless racist right-wing talking points.
Also if withholding your endorsement until the last possible moment is a good strategy, why does no one else do it?
Also if withholding your endorsement until the last possible moment is a good strategy, why does no one else do it?
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
From July until a week ago, Jeffries' official position was that he was not endorsing Mamdani due to suspicions of antisemitism, echoing baseless racist right-wing talking points.
Also if withholding your endorsement until the last possible moment is a good strategy, why does no one else do it?
Also if withholding your endorsement until the last possible moment is a good strategy, why does no one else do it?
I'm sure Gilliam was always a shit but I loved that movie for 20 years before finding out, and the whole movie's full of prescient metaphor.
The basic plot device of a refunding a wife the fee her innocent husband was charged for his own torture and murder keeps being on the nose here in the US.
The basic plot device of a refunding a wife the fee her innocent husband was charged for his own torture and murder keeps being on the nose here in the US.
October 24, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I'm sure Gilliam was always a shit but I loved that movie for 20 years before finding out, and the whole movie's full of prescient metaphor.
The basic plot device of a refunding a wife the fee her innocent husband was charged for his own torture and murder keeps being on the nose here in the US.
The basic plot device of a refunding a wife the fee her innocent husband was charged for his own torture and murder keeps being on the nose here in the US.
One great thing about non-prestige TV dramas (and sitcoms) is that once they've aged 10 years or so they live on as museum exhibits of respectable actors from before they were taken respectably. Elementary s01e05 has David Harbour AND David Costabile! And either one of them COULD be the murderer!
October 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
One great thing about non-prestige TV dramas (and sitcoms) is that once they've aged 10 years or so they live on as museum exhibits of respectable actors from before they were taken respectably. Elementary s01e05 has David Harbour AND David Costabile! And either one of them COULD be the murderer!
The Twilight Zone s02e02: The Man in the Bottle
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Twilight Zone s02e02: The Man in the Bottle
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
This is infuriating. "It hasn't resulted in a large number of lawsuits yet, so the almost-undetectable criminal hacking your company engaged in isn't really that bad."
October 18, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is infuriating. "It hasn't resulted in a large number of lawsuits yet, so the almost-undetectable criminal hacking your company engaged in isn't really that bad."
Brass Eye (1997): Paedophilia
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Brass Eye (1997): Paedophilia
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
The two killjoy genders: Halloween is awful because those skeletons are dead and will be dead forever vs. Halloween is awful because those skeletons will rise again
September 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM
The two killjoy genders: Halloween is awful because those skeletons are dead and will be dead forever vs. Halloween is awful because those skeletons will rise again
Samantha Fox Strip Poker
September 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Samantha Fox Strip Poker