Scrat Scrobbler
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Dog mom, avid reader, and scrobbler of scrats.
Currently in a Kojakposting phase.
Currently in a Kojakposting phase.
This really troubles me.
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This really troubles me.
Kojak s04e15: The Godson
[sucking licorice]: "Now, you steal apples, you steal candy, I understand all that, it's a neighborhood disease, we all did it. But when you start hassling old people, that's on the minus side, baby, that's very gross. And that's no jive, you dig?"
[sucking licorice]: "Now, you steal apples, you steal candy, I understand all that, it's a neighborhood disease, we all did it. But when you start hassling old people, that's on the minus side, baby, that's very gross. And that's no jive, you dig?"
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Kojak s04e15: The Godson
[sucking licorice]: "Now, you steal apples, you steal candy, I understand all that, it's a neighborhood disease, we all did it. But when you start hassling old people, that's on the minus side, baby, that's very gross. And that's no jive, you dig?"
[sucking licorice]: "Now, you steal apples, you steal candy, I understand all that, it's a neighborhood disease, we all did it. But when you start hassling old people, that's on the minus side, baby, that's very gross. And that's no jive, you dig?"
Kojak s02e03: Hush Now Don't You Die
Kojak: "Well, if you're with a girl, you don't let her out one door and then you go out another door yourself. You both go out together."
Stavros [unnecessarily creepily]: I like that.
Kojak: "Well, if you're with a girl, you don't let her out one door and then you go out another door yourself. You both go out together."
Stavros [unnecessarily creepily]: I like that.
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Kojak s02e03: Hush Now Don't You Die
Kojak: "Well, if you're with a girl, you don't let her out one door and then you go out another door yourself. You both go out together."
Stavros [unnecessarily creepily]: I like that.
Kojak: "Well, if you're with a girl, you don't let her out one door and then you go out another door yourself. You both go out together."
Stavros [unnecessarily creepily]: I like that.
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
November 16, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.
Stewart Lee's Basic Lee: Live at the Lowry (2024)
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
November 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Stewart Lee's Basic Lee: Live at the Lowry (2024)
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
You couldn't tell this joke today. You'd have to call him Andrew Albert Christian Edward Mountbatten Windsor.
The Twilight Zone s02e02: The Man in the Bottle
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
October 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The Twilight Zone s02e02: The Man in the Bottle
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
"Head of a country... Can't be voted out of office... I'm Hitler! I'm in a bunker! It's the end of the war!"
Brass Eye (1997): Paedophilia
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Brass Eye (1997): Paedophilia
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
"A spokesman said: this is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
Samantha Fox Strip Poker
September 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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