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Scottacular
@scottcrates.bsky.social
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Soros-funded lost soul from the Twitterverse prone to typos. Currently drowning in disbelief.
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PLEASE let me know if you want a follow back. As you know from Twitter, I FB almost everyone.

But…

I’ve gotten so many here so fast and bots have shown up so I can’t just go down the list and follow everyone without vetting.

Please help!
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Good morning everyone

I join with @hakeemjefferson.bsky.social
Thank you Leader Jeffries
We're all sick of trump's

"BROKE ASS DANCE. "

Trump should be in DC and NEGOTIATE

"TRUMP DANCES
AMERICA SUFFERS "
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Mud baths fulfil the ancient primal urge to be partially submerged in a bog. We must not repress this vital aspect of ourselves. Our hearts know that the bog is where we belong.
Send a few dozen to the White House, please
You solved the crisis of police brutality. Bravo.
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[donut shop]
Boss: I finally did it
Worker: You sold secretly MDMA-laced donuts to customers??
Boss: Just a couple

[squad car]
Cop: I wanna be firm with perps but detached, without anger
Cop2: Your wisdom's a gift. I'm so lucky I'm your partner
Cop: I'M THE LUCKY ONE
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The 119 Congress is what happens when instead of electing level headed representatives you go groupies who ran on “our candidate is never wrong now watch me shoot this woke beer with a machine gun”.

Expecting them to legislate is like expecting the kid lighting his farts on fire to start flying.
a man with glasses and the words " it 's true " behind him
ALT: a man with glasses and the words " it 's true " behind him
media.tenor.com
Great question. Definitely needs a bunch of gold leaf.
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When is Trump going to do something about that nasty big old eyesore, the giant green ugly woman ruining the skyline views in the New York Harbor? Maybe a more modern skirt and a facelift, then slather her head-to-toe in beautiful gold. MABA (make America beautiful again)
I’m gonna go ahead and doubt this
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I for one think the Epstein Ballroom will be magnificent. I love the decor theme of “what if Uday Hussein ran a Ramada Inn.” And giving it a theme song everyone will associate with it is a stroke of brilliance! “Thank Heaven for Little Girls” is very catchy.
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Beautiful! ❤️❤️❤️
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#NOKINGS
SO PROUD OF TUCSON 🏜

THOUANDS OF PEACEFUL PROTESTERS
MARCHING ...SINGING...

Thank you my fellow Tucsonans
In America we have NO KINGS

ALSO
SWEAR IN ADELITA GRIJALVA
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It’s ridiculous. Those idiots will buy anything labeled “patriot”.
Tomorrow is a great day to celebrate NOT having a monarchy!
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Hi everyone in honor of NO KINGS DAY TOMORROW
I have put together this great group of people
Hope you will follow and
TOMORROW WE SHOW THE WORLD
MILLIONS will MARCH
NO KINGS IN AMERICA
Thank you

go.bsky.app/T4ndBHR
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job