Scott Candage
@scottcandage.bsky.social
Upperclass Twit Of The Year (this joke was funnier on another site)
Law School grad, legal assistant, no advice from me
DJ in Second Life, Football Manager streamer on Twitch, Singer and Musician
I lost on Jeopardy, baby...
Law School grad, legal assistant, no advice from me
DJ in Second Life, Football Manager streamer on Twitch, Singer and Musician
I lost on Jeopardy, baby...
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Scott Candage
@scottcandage.bsky.social
· Nov 11
"I Would"
I would
Dedicate
My life
To you
Every day
From this
To the last
If only
For a moment
Your hand
Would touch
My face
With love
I would
Dedicate
My life
To you
Every day
From this
To the last
If only
For a moment
Your hand
Would touch
My face
With love
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A 20 year old woman in Minnesota was murdered at work by a coworker this week. Why? He didn't like the way she looked at him. And people are judging her gender presentation in an effort to justify her murder. America hates women. And children. It hates Black, Indigenous, Latine and Asian people too
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 AM
A 20 year old woman in Minnesota was murdered at work by a coworker this week. Why? He didn't like the way she looked at him. And people are judging her gender presentation in an effort to justify her murder. America hates women. And children. It hates Black, Indigenous, Latine and Asian people too
This will fund his coup against Vance.
Justice Department Prepares to Pay Trump Ally Michael Flynn Millions newrepublic.com/post/203226/... via @newrepublic.com
Justice Department Prepares to Pay Trump Ally Michael Flynn Millions
The DOJ wants to give Michael Flynn a hefty settlement, even though he once pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI.
newrepublic.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This will fund his coup against Vance.
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DEMS SHOULD TRY TO REPLACE FETTERMAN
How nice that #JohnFetterman has good ins coverage so he can get good healthcare, unlike his vote to eliminate our healthcare.
Fetterman is a phony who will continue to betray Dems as long as he’s given a chance.
#ProudBlue #Pinks
#ResistanceUnited
👇🏼
How nice that #JohnFetterman has good ins coverage so he can get good healthcare, unlike his vote to eliminate our healthcare.
Fetterman is a phony who will continue to betray Dems as long as he’s given a chance.
#ProudBlue #Pinks
#ResistanceUnited
👇🏼
November 16, 2025 at 12:25 AM
DEMS SHOULD TRY TO REPLACE FETTERMAN
How nice that #JohnFetterman has good ins coverage so he can get good healthcare, unlike his vote to eliminate our healthcare.
Fetterman is a phony who will continue to betray Dems as long as he’s given a chance.
#ProudBlue #Pinks
#ResistanceUnited
👇🏼
How nice that #JohnFetterman has good ins coverage so he can get good healthcare, unlike his vote to eliminate our healthcare.
Fetterman is a phony who will continue to betray Dems as long as he’s given a chance.
#ProudBlue #Pinks
#ResistanceUnited
👇🏼
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The ruzzian model to be copied in Donbas!
November 15, 2025 at 9:53 AM
The ruzzian model to be copied in Donbas!
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In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: waffles and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then fire up the old laptop to get email dating advice from a convicted sex trafficker. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: waffles and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then fire up the old laptop to get email dating advice from a convicted sex trafficker. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
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like who hasn’t blown bill clinton atp
November 15, 2025 at 11:24 PM
like who hasn’t blown bill clinton atp
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I am so sorry I missed all of your birthdays. Just remember you're only as old as you feel. Take care and always be safe that's the most important thing regardless of how old you are.
November 16, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I am so sorry I missed all of your birthdays. Just remember you're only as old as you feel. Take care and always be safe that's the most important thing regardless of how old you are.
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followed @bknubian.bsky.social @scottcandage.bsky.social
@drraisa.bsky.social
would appreciate a follow back Ty!
@drraisa.bsky.social
would appreciate a follow back Ty!
November 16, 2025 at 2:29 AM
followed @bknubian.bsky.social @scottcandage.bsky.social
@drraisa.bsky.social
would appreciate a follow back Ty!
@drraisa.bsky.social
would appreciate a follow back Ty!
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He half asses everything he does so I'm gonna go with yup.
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
He half asses everything he does so I'm gonna go with yup.
I bet Trump gives a shitty blowjob. Just licking the tip and barely getting past the head.
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I bet Trump gives a shitty blowjob. Just licking the tip and barely getting past the head.
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Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Malcolm Nance said these sound like the titles of porn movies.
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Brazilian Vice President Geraldo Alckmin said Saturday that Brazilian exported goods to the U.S. including coffee, beef and tropical fruits would still be tariffed 40%, despite Trump’s decision to remove some import taxes.
apnews.com/article/braz...
apnews.com/article/braz...
Brazilian coffee, beef and tropical fruit will still be tariffed 40%, says Brazil’s vice president
Brazil’s Vice President Geraldo Alckmin says Brazilian goods like coffee, beef and tropical fruits will still face a 40% tariff in the U.S.
apnews.com
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Brazilian Vice President Geraldo Alckmin said Saturday that Brazilian exported goods to the U.S. including coffee, beef and tropical fruits would still be tariffed 40%, despite Trump’s decision to remove some import taxes.
apnews.com/article/braz...
apnews.com/article/braz...
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Yes, sadly it is real.
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Yes, sadly it is real.
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I feel like my eyes—and my mind—need a bath after this week.
November 16, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I feel like my eyes—and my mind—need a bath after this week.
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Proving that we are indeed two different people, here I am with Joyce Vance at the Texas Tribune Festival. I can’t tell you how many people stopped me and asked me to sign her book! 
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Proving that we are indeed two different people, here I am with Joyce Vance at the Texas Tribune Festival. I can’t tell you how many people stopped me and asked me to sign her book! 
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Ok. Go check my timeline to meet more like-minded Rebels, Resisters, and Democracy Defenders! There are 7 groups of great people to connect with tonight. I didn't get to everyone, if you weren't mentioned, you'll in the next round.
Reminder- My boosts are No Add-Ons & No follow trains.
Thank you! 💙
Reminder- My boosts are No Add-Ons & No follow trains.
Thank you! 💙
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Ok. Go check my timeline to meet more like-minded Rebels, Resisters, and Democracy Defenders! There are 7 groups of great people to connect with tonight. I didn't get to everyone, if you weren't mentioned, you'll in the next round.
Reminder- My boosts are No Add-Ons & No follow trains.
Thank you! 💙
Reminder- My boosts are No Add-Ons & No follow trains.
Thank you! 💙
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NEW: Trump is giving a murderer the royal treatment. Jamal Khashoggi, a U.S.-based journalist, deserved justice — not a White House dinner for the Saudi prince whom U.S. intelligence concluded approved his murder and dismemberment.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202... #BlueSky #NewsSky
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202... #BlueSky #NewsSky
White House to host Saudi prince tied by intelligence to journalist’s killing
Trump’s formal dinner for Mohammed bin Salman marks a dramatic step in the public rehabilitation of a man once condemned as a pariah.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
NEW: Trump is giving a murderer the royal treatment. Jamal Khashoggi, a U.S.-based journalist, deserved justice — not a White House dinner for the Saudi prince whom U.S. intelligence concluded approved his murder and dismemberment.
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202... #BlueSky #NewsSky
www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202... #BlueSky #NewsSky
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Oh my gootness! I have just now, the light bulb was not screwed in tight enough, realized the delicious irony of the blowjob that sunk Clinton in delightful correlation to the Bubba blowjob that will hopefully sink the unsinkle Trump Taint!
😂🤞🍿
😂🤞🍿
November 16, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Oh my gootness! I have just now, the light bulb was not screwed in tight enough, realized the delicious irony of the blowjob that sunk Clinton in delightful correlation to the Bubba blowjob that will hopefully sink the unsinkle Trump Taint!
😂🤞🍿
😂🤞🍿
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November 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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The 🇺🇸 American comedy film "A NIGHT AT THE OPERA" starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo and Chico) and featuring Kitty Carlisle, Allan Jones, Margaret Dumont, Sig Ruman and Walter Woolf King was released in the United States #OnThisDay in 1935
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
The 🇺🇸 American comedy film "A NIGHT AT THE OPERA" starring the Marx Brothers (Groucho, Harpo and Chico) and featuring Kitty Carlisle, Allan Jones, Margaret Dumont, Sig Ruman and Walter Woolf King was released in the United States #OnThisDay in 1935
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
🎬 Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer
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Remember when Harvey Weinstein suddenly became frail and infirm in a desperate attempt to gain sympathy?
I wonder when Trump and MAGA make the pivot from "healthiest President to ever live" to "shame on you for harassing this frail senior citizen! Dems hate the elderly!!!"
I give it a week.
I wonder when Trump and MAGA make the pivot from "healthiest President to ever live" to "shame on you for harassing this frail senior citizen! Dems hate the elderly!!!"
I give it a week.
November 15, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Remember when Harvey Weinstein suddenly became frail and infirm in a desperate attempt to gain sympathy?
I wonder when Trump and MAGA make the pivot from "healthiest President to ever live" to "shame on you for harassing this frail senior citizen! Dems hate the elderly!!!"
I give it a week.
I wonder when Trump and MAGA make the pivot from "healthiest President to ever live" to "shame on you for harassing this frail senior citizen! Dems hate the elderly!!!"
I give it a week.